 Welcome
to the moment that you all have been waiting for!
[APPLAUSE]
 Since
I like being honest with the fans, I will tell you an honest opinion.
When I first read this card, I just knew this would make the finals.
 Thank
God that JSweeney didn't make the top, or I'd have to vomit all over that
card.
Looks over at Streetz Get this slob out of here, he's making
me sick.
 Streetz
stands up and waves his hands a bit.
This has got to be the coolest card I've ever seen.
…you ARE a champion.
I
don't give two Swords to Plowshares if you don't like me Streetz.
You are drunk, and your breath smells like my gym socks.
That
means that your first ever Magic Idol is...
Utopia by noonespecial!
[APPLAUSE] |
