My Fellow Americans

[Artifactor]

We all know that we have a dumb president. in this game you play like this

you always start by typing My Fellow Americans

than you type something that would be stupid to address the nation for

so i'll start

My Fellow Americans:
we have a nationwide shortage of chocolate-covered pickles

[Chrome_Kaldra]

can we put MFA for short?

MFA, in times of crisis, we must stick together, but apparently some people took this too seriously, so now, i'm personally going to give out 'PAM' cooking spray oil to every fellow american so he or she can unstick themselves in crisis. To reiterate...

(i;m really bad at this game...lol)

[Disco-Lemonade]

my fellow americans.....

I have a dream......that i will marry Michael jackson and have four kids!



LOL

[Artifactor]

my fellow americans:
i have very smelly feet

[Chrome_Kaldra]

freaky...:omg:

MFA: I plan on wearing purple stripped flamingo stylized pajamas from here on in everytime i talk cuz i might as well give somebody something better to do...lol

[Disco-Lemonade]

MFA: i did not have a sexual affairs with Monica Luinsky, thats Bill Clinton, I had one with her sister though....oops ....did i just say that?

[Sensei kakashi]

My fellow americans, in times of crisis we each need to bond together to fortify and strengthen our nation as a whole. It is each persons civic duty to... to... Im sorry I just said duty... *laughs* Ah... duty...

[§cIoN]

acctually said by BUSH, "MFA...the state of the economy....is....the state....in which the economy is in.:D "

[Michael_Zeora]

My Fellow Americans, We have a new ally in the War on Terror. (http://i64.photobucket.com/albums/h193/MZeora/1173102088702038.jpg)

[Artifactor]

My Fellow Americans:
Drugs are bad Mmok

[Disco-Lemonade]

My fellow americans:
YMCA!.......

[Niv-Mizzet_Rulez!]

MFA, I like cake. So i will declair war on all nations who don't give me cake. Mmmmmmmmmmm cake.

[Disco-Lemonade]

MFA: i declare that the US has been officially taken over by the Toronto Maple Leafs

[Artifactor]

My fellow Americans:

Those bastards killed kenny... again.

[Disco-Lemonade]

My fellow americans: did anybody videotape the last episode of HOUSE for me last night??

[omegaprime9774]

My fellow Americans: I believe that we should forcibly annex Canada...a good plan eh?

[Niv-Mizzet_Rulez!]

MFA: I think its time to unlesh our ultimate weapon. Mexico. We'll launch it at the middel east and end the war in one attack.

[Death_By_Beebles]

My fellow Americans;

I like to choke on pretzels.

[Artifactor]

my fellow americans
i like to move it move it to, move it

[Niv-Mizzet_Rulez!]

MFA: I eat while sitting in a high chair.

[Artifactor]

my fellow americans: i spend all of your tax money on playboy magazines

[Oblivion]

MFA: Raphael Levy pwns all!!!

[Artifactor]

My Fellow Americans:

Tag...your it.

[drakeae]

MFA: What was I going to say?

[Rincewind]

MFA: I am actually Canadian.

[drakeae]

MFA: Bye Im using the tax money to go on holiday

[Rincewind]

MFA: France is actually Kwala Lumpor in disguise! :green:

[Maleficent]

My fellow Americans, I quit. This country sucks. I'm moving to Canada.

[drakeae]

MFA: A stroms a comein

[Maleficent]

My fellow Americans, I wish to make this country a better place, free of debt, and have developed a solution that will actually work. A Final Solution. We will start by rounding you all up into camps, and letting you work off your debts without proper food, water, or shelter. If you die, it's your damn fault. Meanwhile, I will laugh at you while enjoying the comfort of your homes. If we work together, we can make America a better place for sure!

[Maleficent]

My fellow Americans... What's that!?! *points*

...ha, made you look.

[drakeae]

MFA: Knock Knock

[Maleficent]

My fellow Americans... excuse me, I have a booger in my nose *picks nose, wipes on shirt* much better. As I was saying...


MFA: Knock Knock

Who's there? :)

[drakeae]

MFA: Im the real slim shadey

[Niv-Mizzet_Rulez!]

MFA: I wet the bed.

[Artifactor]

mfa:

my balls itch really badly and I don't know what to do about it

[mad eye 235]

mfa:

the spirits are making there move towards us =D

[Maleficent]

My fellow Americans, if any of you see a man or woman who looks like this *refers to picture of a person's silhouette wearing a turban*, please report them to the police and/or beat them senseless. Now, onto Civil Act 4.6 on racial discrimination...

[omegaprime9774]

My fellow americans: I am here to reveal that the elections are a big joke...Chuck Norris actually choses who is president. He also sometimes make these decisions while under the influence of alcohol.

[Artifactor]

My Fellow Americans:
An Iraqi terrorist stole my blanky and I am going to invade Iraq to get it back

[Disco-Lemonade]

MFA: i have to confess, asama binladdin is actually my cousin

[Artifactor]

My Fellow Americans:
I am your Father!!!! :evillaugh: :evillaugh: :evillaugh:

[mad eye 235]

mfa:

i am your mother =D

[drakeae]

MFA: This is a day history will remember it the day i got high

[mad eye 235]

mfa: drakeae is on a killing birdy spree he hasnt got the faintis idea of wat he is saying

[Artifactor]

my fellow americans:
I just crapped myself

[omegaprime9774]

My fellow americans: My name is George Bush....and I'm pretty sure that my daddy paid for this election.

And I endorsed this commercial.

[Niv-Mizzet_Rulez!]

MFA: I'm not wearing any underware today.

[Maleficent]

My fellow Americans, today is a day that will live in infamy; I have lost all my money and possessions at the casino, including the White House, my family, and our country. Yes, our country now belongs to the Indians, so let's make sure we kill 'em all this time.

[Artifactor]

my fellow americans

howya doin'

[Maleficent]

My Fellow Americans, yea yea we all bruthas here rite? yea so if some terist comes an' mess wit us i say we pop a cap or two in his @##. No one be messin' wit us yo. so yea u go do dat an' ill cover ur back. don' worry i gotcha *smokes pot*

[Artifactor]

My Fellow Americans

Now where is that sheet of paper with the lie congress wanted me to tell you

[Niv-Mizzet_Rulez!]

MFA congress wants to raise their pay again. I say we shoot them all with shoot guns. WHOS WITH ME!?

[Artifactor]

my fellow americans

under your chairs you will find a pound of marajuana go nuts

[Niv-Mizzet_Rulez!]

MFA I like cowboy tounge.

[omegaprime9774]

MFA...Chaney is away from the White House today so this press conference will confer absolutely nothing.

[Niv-Mizzet_Rulez!]

MFA I want to lob a fricken harpoon at you.

[Maleficent]

My Fellow Americans, eat s*** and die.

My Fellow Americans, we interrupt this program to bring you this most urgent message of urgent messages to tell you that our previous most urgent message of urgent messages was incorrect. We have not, I repeat, have not solved anything concerning urgent problems in our great country. We have, however, leveled up our WoW characters to 70!! Thank you for your time, we now return you to your regularly scheduled program and blissful ignorance of our collapsing economy.

[Niv-Mizzet_Rulez!]

MFA yes i admit that all flu vacines make you want to spend more money.

[Maleficent]

Mah Feller Americins, Ah hereby make mare-ih-ju-wah-na LEGAL, W0000!! Partay at da white house!

*mumbles* My fellow Americans are a bunch of ^@!#$% !#$ ^@!$#!@# $#@$ and @#$%! !#@$!@#$ ^&!^$... You didn't get that on camera, did you? Good.

[mad eye 235]

mfa:

i am you great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great grandfather

[Maleficent]

Whoa... that's old.

My fellow Americans, I have created a new law that will solve poverty! KILL OLD PEOPLE! It's easy too, just knock 'em over and let 'em die on the floor, or surprise them (you could just say it was an accident *wink*). Then we can start aborting every baby and liquifying the fetuses to feed your lazy @$$es so you don't have to pay for food, heck, just kill everyone! More money for me! *Pulls out a tommy gun and blows away a bunch of people* Aha! Say hello to my little friend!

[§cIoN]

Mfa:

I am your uncle's cousin's sister's mother's best friend's former roomate.

[Artifactor]

My Fellow Americans

you are all Dee Dee Dees

[Disco-Lemonade]

MFA = I work at chucky cheeses in my spare time

[Artifactor]

MFA: yes the roswell event was a crashed UFO

[Niv-Mizzet_Rulez!]

MFA I'm not wereing any pants. Or underwere for that matter.

[Maleficent]

My fellow Americ- *ahem* MY FELLOW AM- ... SHUT THOSE BABIES UP OR I'LL THROW THEM OUT THE WINDOW! Thank you. As I was saying, you no good pissant sacks of flesh, I have declared war on everything, and starting now, everyone is drafted. Let's kill some hippies!

I vote for this guy ^ :D

[Niv-Mizzet_Rulez!]

MFA i hate you. *Blows self up*

[omegaprime9774]

My fellow americans: Life sucks and then you die...or become just like me.

[Oblivion]

My fellow Americans: BY THE POWER OF GREYSKULL!!!!!

[§cIoN]

MFA:
Tacos Rule!...heheh

[Maleficent]

My Fellow Amer*hic*ans, Gimmeyermoney! ahaha, I'ma raise the taxes like really high, heh, high, an with that money, ima buy yer mom, aha, cuz yer moms so cheap shed... shed... be cheap! aha..

[Artifactor]

my fellow americans:
your mothers are so fat, their cars are made of spandex

[Disco-Lemonade]

MFA---I bite my toenails

[Maleficent]

My Fellow Americans, my mother's so fat she threatened to ground me if I didn't make all of you send a dozen cupcakes, so please send them! :( (poisoned cupcakes are welcome as well)

[mad eye 235]

mfa:

drakeae has left the building

[Maleficent]

My Fellow Americans, I am coming out of the closet... *gunshots* :p

[Artifactor]

My Fellow Americans:

We are going to War!!!! *Gets shot in head* :shoot:

[Niv-Mizzet_Rulez!]

MFA I demand you give me pudding.

[omegaprime9774]

MFA: Rosey O'Donnell came out of the closet...and now there is room in here for Donald Trump's hair and Britney Spear's underwear collection.

[Niv-Mizzet_Rulez!]

MFA i have lice.

[Maleficent]

My Fellow Americans, due to their uber disgustingness, I have just passed a law banning lice. They are against the law. Anyone with lice, will be exterminated. Please see your doctor immediately for inspection. Thank you.

[Niv-Mizzet_Rulez!]

MFA I just bought Mr. Trump. Your all fired! Except Chuck Noris. He'll kill me if i fire him.

[Artifactor]

my fellow americans this is a day that will live in infamy. Tha canadans have bombed my bathroom

[Niv-Mizzet_Rulez!]

MFA I just wet my pants.

[drakeae]

MFA: I killed JFK

[§cIoN]

MFA: ...you can't touch this.:D

[drakeae]

MFA: Na Na Na Na......

[Michael_Zeora]

MFA: Hammer Time

[drakeae]

MFA: Kill me I dare you

[Michael_Zeora]

My Fellow Americans: http://i64.photobucket.com/albums/h193/MZeora/1168263285828040.jpg

[drakeae]

MFA: Why in the world did you vote for me?

[Michael_Zeora]

MFA: uh... we got a problem here...

[§cIoN]

My fellow Americans...http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cvsS0d41DLE&mode=related&search=


MFA: Why in the world did you vote for me?

...

[Niv-Mizzet_Rulez!]

MFA i just sold you all for crack money. enjoy working as slaves in sweat shops.

[Maleficent]

My Fellow Americans, we are under attack by the Kyrgystanian (think I spelled that right) Fanatics of Chicken (KFC). Please remain in your homes, lock your doors, and board your windows. We will not let KFC take over! If anyone sees a member of KFC, do NOT under ANY circumstances give them chicken! Maybe they will go away if we ignore them...

[Niv-Mizzet_Rulez!]

MFA i like big butts and i can not lie.:D

[Michael_Zeora]

MFA - The King of Burgers from the Golden Arches is said to be aiding KFC, they are not listening to diplomatic reasoning, so were invading...

[Niv-Mizzet_Rulez!]

MFA i'm naked.

[The_Defiler!]

MFA free beer for everyone!

[Disco-Lemonade]

MFA---supercalafradulisticexbealadous...YMCA...stop right there thankyou very much......


-quotes from several of my favorite songs ^__^

[Niv-Mizzet_Rulez!]

MFA I watch Sailor Moon. Even though it doesn't have any sailors in it.

[pioshfd]

My fellow Americans, my plan to end world hunger and the oil crisis will be put into effect..... As soon as the president approves of it....

[Niv-Mizzet_Rulez!]

MFA oil copanies have been rulesing the country ever since our contry was founded.

[Artifactor]

My Fellow Americans: This message is one of the opmost importance in the national security of our great country. So here is the very important statment that I am going to give to you al here at the White House Here in Washington D.C. This is the very important statment that I said about earlier. You all better listen because I am only going to say this once. Ok here is the very important statement.

Hi America!!!

[Niv-Mizzet_Rulez!]

MFA I just sold all of our children for crake money. I hope those kids like working in sweat shops, being exparimented on, or being used as a slave.

[glopbob]

MFA, recent government tests have shown that I am gay.

[Niv-Mizzet_Rulez!]

MFA catch me if you can.

[Michael_Zeora]

MFA: *Caught*

[Maleficent]

My Fellow Americans, WE... in this great country of AMERica, are... AMERICANS. And WEE, don't like dem... HISPaniCANS! Cuz they're not AMERICANS... like US. We're Americans. Us. U-S. A. mericans.

My Fellow Americans, do I have something in my teeth? No, really, do I? Don't lie now, I don't want to look like an idiot, I think there's something right... here... is there? Come on, there has to be. Well, if you say so...

[The_Defiler!]

MFA: *turns around and pulls down his pants* (_|_)

[Michael_Zeora]

MFA: (*Y*) or (_|_)?

[The_Defiler!]

MFA: I see dead people...

[Artifactor]

My Fellow Americans:
To make up for the money i spent on myself I have a plan to get it back. I have proposed a plan to Congress. I have decided we need to sell Canada

[The_Defiler!]

MFA: due to Iran's ongoing noncomplience with international requests to stop producing weapons grade nuclear material... LETS GET READY TO RUMMMBLLLLLLLLLLLLE!!!!

[Chrome_Kaldra]

MFA; Why in the hell do you listen to me, i mean, i could do anything, i'm the president! Hilary, come here!

(you'd probably only get the last part if you watch Family guy as religiously as i do....)

[Niv-Mizzet_Rulez!]

MFA i like pie.

[Michael_Zeora]

MFA: Cake isn't Pie, but both are delicious...

[Niv-Mizzet_Rulez!]

MFA i am gay.

[Friend Mairsil]

MFA i dont know where i am right now... i choked on a pretzel and ended up here

[Niv-Mizzet_Rulez!]

MFA i like to eat pillows.

[Friend Mairsil]

MFA why do i have to talk to you all, you all dont tell me what to do, i tell you what to do. NOW BOW before me like sheep

[Niv-Mizzet_Rulez!]

MFA I'm stealing money!:D

[Friend Mairsil]

^lol

MFA i accidentally started a war with china, sorry but ill see you in a few years when this is over.=)

[Niv-Mizzet_Rulez!]

MFA lets go blow mexico up for kickes!:paranoid:

[Friend Mairsil]

MFA dragons are the work of the devil, so for now on we will not allow dragons to fly free. we will capture them and well... thats none of your concern =D

[Niv-Mizzet_Rulez!]

MFA lets spend $15,000,000,000 to take over antartica! :D

[Friend Mairsil]

^ lol

[Artifactor]

President: my fellow americans: I am going to pull all troups back

Crowd: really

President: no syke i am actually sending 10,000,000 more troups to fight this third world country

[omegaprime9774]

My fellow americans: We must prepare for the Mexican invasion...oh...never mind..they're already here.

[Michael_Zeora]

MFA: Were being invaded by Mexicans, seriously! They have taken parts of Texas and are constantly moving North!!!

[§cIoN]

(said in the voice of arnold schwarzenegger)
My fellow Americans, I am the Terminator...the third antichrist...:paranoid: no-one believes it .:paranoid:

[Niv-Mizzet_Rulez!]

MFA i like to eat babys.

[Artifactor]

My Fellow Americans: I am so high right now that I have no idea whats going on - Towelie Reference

[The_Defiler!]

My fellow Americans: I sharted!

[Niv-Mizzet_Rulez!]

MFA I farted.

[omegaprime9774]

MFA: The White House has been invaded by bloodsuckers...and trust me the vampires are a definite improvement.

[Niv-Mizzet_Rulez!]

MFA I hate the tuba.

[The_Defiler!]

MFA: xyz pdq

[Niv-Mizzet_Rulez!]

MFA i spent $13,000 on haveing a sold Gold Toilet made for my privet bathroom. And its comfy.

[Artifactor]

my fellow americans

this is for america *farts*

[Niv-Mizzet_Rulez!]

MFA i like eggs.

[Michael_Zeora]

MFA:
http://i81.photobucket.com/albums/j227/katypatrick/edwardo.jpg
I like potatoes...

[Yezzandrix]

My fellow ...

... What's the name of this country again?...

[Artifactor]

my fellow americans: I lied, I actually had sex with that woman. impeach me now

[§cIoN]

my fellow Americans...http://i57.photobucket.com/albums/g212/psylo_420/shepard_bush.jpg

[Artifactor]

My fellow americans:
If i had a dollar for every person who supported the war i'd...
*secret service person whispers into the president's ear*
...be flat broke

[§cIoN]

MFA: Gobble Gobble?http://i57.photobucket.com/albums/g212/psylo_420/bush_funny.jpg

[Niv-Mizzet_Rulez!]

My Fellow Mexicans. Its offical. We let the mexican issuse go to long and they all migrated to our country. Took all our job. Became ritch. And took over the country. Now we are the United States of Mexico. Atlest its not canada.

[Samuel L. Jackson]

MFA: I regret to inform you that on this sad day Idaho has been witnessed producing large quantities of hand grenades preparing to assault the white house.
Secret service: Sir, those are potatoes tommarrow is French fry day in the cafeteria.
MFA: I have just been updated on the situation,Any body got some catsup?

[Niv-Mizzet_Rulez!]

MFA we are under attack from that anying naiborhood kod.

[§cIoN]

My fellow Americans...It's a boy!!
http://i57.photobucket.com/albums/g212/psylo_420/bush-funny-face-3.jpg

[Niv-Mizzet_Rulez!]

MFA we are under attack http://i30.photobucket.com/albums/c348/YWNightmare/image004_Americans.gif

[Disco-Lemonade]

MFA: i wish i had completed highschool....so i could actually understand wtf im doing as president

[The_Defiler!]

MFA: ...if you're happy and you know it, clap you hands!...

[Michael_Zeora]

MFA: *Claps hands*

[Niv-Mizzet_Rulez!]

MFA I need to go potty!

[Artifactor]

My Fellow Americans: Poopie!!!!!

[Niv-Mizzet_Rulez!]

MFA: I wet my self.

[Disco-Lemonade]

MFA:::ive made the country fall and it cant get up

[Artifactor]

My fellow Americans: Wugga and I decide your fate

[Niv-Mizzet_Rulez!]

MFA i 'm accually a Mexican. Don't tell anyone.

[Friend Mairsil]

MFA why do you all hate me so, do i not blow up enough things to make you happy?

[Niv-Mizzet_Rulez!]

^lol

MFA i know you don't suport my war. But I'll give you a cookie for all the money i want to suprot my war for oil.

[Michael_Zeora]

MFA - I'm sorry, there isn't enough cookies for everyone, so, only those rich lobbyist that gave us all the back-handed dirty Money get the cookies...

America - GOOD! We don't want your damn Cookies! we have Delicious Cake!

[Niv-Mizzet_Rulez!]

MFA non of you are main characters so you all suck.

[Maleficent]

*In a completely sealed auditorium* My fellow Americans, today is a day which will live in infamy... for you. *farts* *laughs maniacally*

[omegaprime9774]

MFA: Iran has given me a dirty look...must invade before Dems have a troop callback in place.

[Niv-Mizzet_Rulez!]

MFA It mearly a flsh wound.

[Friend Mairsil]

MFA even though you dont agree with what im doing, im still the boss. SO now i demand someone read me curious george flies a kite, cause................ i cant.

[Niv-Mizzet_Rulez!]

MFA why do i keep talking to my self at night?

[Disco-Lemonade]

MFA--- iam pleased to inform you....i did not have sexual affairs with pamela anderson....it was jennifer anderson........mmmmmmmmmm ....thats the good stuff (licks lips)

[Friend Mairsil]

MFA i sold the usa to pay off its debts to other countries, now america can be free, released from the shackles of capitalism, now go out in "your" backyards and watch as the bottle rockets fly in from the east.

[Disco-Lemonade]

Mfa---i have a serious update for you....screw that IM GOING FISHING!!^__^

[Friend Mairsil]

MFA........... whats up!!!!

[Michael_Zeora]

MFA - "Guys, I'm sorry about Iraq, Afgana... HEY WHO THE F**K wrote this?"

[Fenix Darkcloud]

MFA... i have found that all i really need is some time alone and some blow to get my mind going again, oh did i mention i stopped thinking while i was planning the war

[Friend Mairsil]

MFA dont blame me i just did what fenix told me to do.

[Michael_Zeora]

MFA - Friend Mairsil did it...

[Friend Mairsil]

MFA i did nothing, nothing at all, well except put on a light show.

[pioshfd]

My fellow Americans, I am now able to tie my shoes. Look at them! *Takes off shoes and tosses them at the crowd*

[Niv-Mizzet_Rulez!]

MFA: ABDZXVNMLKOPIJUYCEFGTSRWQ and now i know my ABD's.

[The_Defiler!]

MFA, we've got rythm, yes we do, we've got rythm, how 'bout you?

[Niv-Mizzet_Rulez!]

MFA: I can see my gramas big fat butt from here.

[Michael_Zeora]

MFA: Seriously guys, what were you thinking?

[The_Defiler!]

MFA: I had a dream... but then the democrats quashed it!

[Niv-Mizzet_Rulez!]

MFA: It time i come clean. Lets go mister ducky. *Walks off to take a bath*(Yes with a rubber duck) http://www.keymedia.co.uk/resources/images/creative.jpg

[Friend Mairsil]

MFA dont blame me, i got everything i needed to do from MDV

[Disco-Lemonade]

(this is george bush)

MFA---if i played less Playboys Manson 2 on PS2 and more magic the gathering, id be smart

[Syphon]

Americans,

your country sucks.

[Michael_Zeora]

MFA - I agree with the statements above...

[The_Defiler!]

MFA, since we haven't yet won this war, I'm sending in our secret weapon: Chaney, with a shotgun, and I told him that all the Iraqi insergents are his hunting buddies.

[Michael_Zeora]

MFA - Chaney failed, where using the Atomic Bombs now...

America (the smart ones) - NOO!!!!

[Niv-Mizzet_Rulez!]

MFA: I think the rouchs are still alive over their so i think it time to release him.:getdown: :getdown: :getdown: :getdown: :getdown: :getdown:

America: ********************!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Friend Mairsil]

MFA i fired Micheal Jackson as my war adviser

[Michael_Zeora]

MFA - I'm thinking of putting the next 250 Trillion dollars into NASA, we'll then rule the world... Orbital Cannon anybody?

[Disco-Lemonade]

MFA---our new offical for military defense is none other but the great, the fabulous, the only......FIDDY CENT!

[Friend Mairsil]

MFA, MZ will now be my war adviser seeing as he came up with the best plan ever. question do people look in space often...i was just wondering seeing as i never knew it was there.

[Disco-Lemonade]

MFA---i have married Halle Berry

[Syphon]

Americans,

your country still sucks.

[Michael_Zeora]

MFA - Syphon still sucks as well... some people like their country, even if the government in it does suck, live in it first then ***** about it... until then, sit on your hands.

[Friend Mairsil]

MFA mz was just fired

[Niv-Mizzet_Rulez!]

MFA i just went tanning.:D

[Michael_Zeora]

MFA - FM is kidnapped by MZ, killed and brought back to life thrice for the trouble...

[Niv-Mizzet_Rulez!]

MFA I am a prick.

[pioshfd]

MFA, when I was brushing my teeth in the bathroom, I looked in the mirror to see someone who looked exactly like I did.

[Niv-Mizzet_Rulez!]

MFA I'm now a level 2 mage. And it only took me 12 years to level one level up.:D

[Friend Mairsil]

MFA i say go out do...bidding of MZ he will be presidant *starts to drool out of mouth* go, fetch brains...and you will be reward, mmmmmmdeath, damn you MZ, brain not work great after reanimating.

[Samuel L. Jackson]

MFA I am Appointing Borat as your new secretary of Defense.

[Michael_Zeora]

MFA i say go out do...bidding of MZ he will be presidant *starts to drool out of mouth* go, fetch brains...and you will be reward, mmmmmmdeath, damn you MZ, brain not work great after reanimating.

MFA - Zombies, hundreds of them... they are not the movie version, YOU ARE the zombies, get up, get out, and live life, in other words, Get a Life

(Kills FM once more and this time casts Resurrection)

[Syphon]

Americans,

your president is a zombie as well as the rest of you.
I suggest you drink a bit more coffee.

[Artifactor]

my fellow americans: we need to send money to the dying clan, The Brotherhood, after it was hit by Hurricane Inactivity

[Sensei kakashi]

My fellow americans who are overweight, stupid, lazy, inactive, unorthidox, wrong, full of crap, smelly, weak-minded, ugly, disgusting, unobediant, socialy-inept, and down right unsupportive of the arts... I applaud your work! *clap clap clap*

[Artifactor]

My Fellow Americans: Books are boring so I am putting a nation-wide ban on books

[Niv-Mizzet_Rulez!]

MFA: I pick my nose and eat what i find.:p

[Artifactor]

My Fellow Americans: your tax dollars go to my monthly paycheck

[Michael_Zeora]

MFA - disregard that last statement, there going to Dick's company.

[Friend Mairsil]

MFA im back for a third term...wow i cant believe you'll are dumb...i mean smart enough to vote me in again.

[Michael_Zeora]

MFA - Disregard that, I'm going down like JFK

[Artifactor]

my fellow Americans:
Hello Seattle, you suck

[Syphon]

Americans,
you are hereby to report for reeducation.
Your mind is filled with nonsense like nascar and shotguns.
Learn something useful.

[Zhou_tai]

MFA - im the real reason gas is so high

[Michael_Zeora]

Americans,
you are hereby to report for reeducation.
Your mind is filled with nonsense like nascar and shotguns.
Learn something useful.

MFA - for the most part, I agree

[drakeae]

MFA MDV rulz

[Artifactor]

My Fellow Americans:
The Antidote for the poison you just drank is only underneith the chairs of the lucky three audience members, you only have ten minutes to find it.

[Michael_Zeora]

My Fellow Americans, I have something very important to say... We lost the game...

[Niv-Mizzet_Rulez!]

Presedent: MFA i just found out that i lost the country in a bet to terrorests.
REporter: What are you going to do now?
Presedent: I'm going to Six Flags. *Plays Six Flage music.*

[Artifactor]

my fellow americans: today is a day that will live in infamy, the Canadians have bombed the Baldwins

[drakeae]

MFA: Im just a puppet

[Mrayner]

My fellow Americans, Ha-Ha Bi-Curious

[Disco-Lemonade]

MFA--- i know there has been bombings in all the major cities from the Baldwins, and i know this is now a state to activate our military defences. But all is not lost........i just saved a bundle on my car insurance!!THANK YOU SAFE AUTO!!

[death by aggro]

MFA... does this suit make me look fat?

[drakeae]

MFA: I voted for the other guy

[stolin]

My Fellow Americans:
There are so many stupid people in this nation who don't understand anything about politics and jump on the bandwagon to show contempt for the man who makes decisions that they don't understand and thus ironically embody the very ignorance and hypocrisy they believe to exist in their commander-in-chief.

[drakeae]

MFA: I Quit u all suck u can't even vote right.

[Mrayner]

My Fellow Americans...We found him, Daniel Morcombe has been abducted by Michael Jackson.

[drakeae]

MFA: that last war was just for my entertament

[Chrome_Kaldra]

MFA: I have no clue what i'm doing...god, sometime i wonder how i got here...oh wait, right, THAT way....:paranoid:

[drakeae]

MFA: Why is it that every year u pick the wrong guy.

[Mrayner]

My Fellow Americans, after legalizing stealling this country has had the lowest rate of property related crimes for the entire world. Come now thats atleast worth another 2 years in presendentcy...maybe 1 and a half? *shotgun cocking* right must be going *exit stage left*

[drakeae]

MFA: IM stealing cable and you can't do anythink to stop me ha!

[Mrayner]

My Fellow Americans i wish to tell u that my good lap dog...i mean friend... John Howard has agreed to help us take all the oil from Iraq...High fives all around!

[Niv-Mizzet_Rulez!]

MFA Its time to chalenge cnanada to a DDR contest!

[Mrayner]

My fellow Americans i will commit suicide if 3 billion ppl sign this petition.

*Three Days Later*

WOW! would ya look at that 3 billion signatures...I'm screwd

[drakeae]

MFA: Whtz up america

[Mrayner]

My Fellow Americans, *sexy voice* call me now *purrs*

[drakeae]

MFA: This game is back.

[Mrayner]

My Fellow Americans, this guy is a legend *^*

[drakeae]

MFA: this day will live in inferme as the day niv didn't kill someone