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Yawgmoth
02-20-2007, 02:53 PM
http://gene.heidling.se/Order3.jpg

My clan is the best clan. We began as the Clan of Flavour, but today we are far more. Our goal is Phyresis, the Architecture of Ascendance - we intend to be the best of the best. And being best includes having lots of fun, fun includes elf mutilation, being better than others, inter-clan games, etc. Our clan is under constant evolution, as is the vision of the God-mind, the Grand Evolution.
I guess others see us as weird and such, but... Well, I guess we are weird. And weird is good. It's best. We're also holding onto our heritage as the Clan of Flavour, we're trying to make several inter-clan custom sets and maybe too many other projects.
To join the clan you need only take the Test of Faith, the Test of Faith is a series of questions and trials. Depending on the results you will be assigned as either a Scrapmeat or an Initiate of the Order. Scrapmeats aren't worth much and have to learn about our great history and prove their dedication before being taken to the next step of compleation.
We have a quite complex hierarchy, which at the moment is a little out of function due to random stuff, lazy patriarchs, work and school I guess.

"Why should I want to join your clan?" Why would you want to join any other clan? Why would you want to be less than best? You want to join us because the glory of Phyresis is above all others, and why do we want you?
Because as Phyrexians we need wasteme-, uhm, I mean, we want to show all who... All who strive to ascend, a light. Yes. Yes, we love you all and want to be your guiding light. And we need more scrapmeat.

Join us and you shall ascend.


To Join the Order of Phyrexia:
1. Declare you interest in Eternal Servitude to the Father of Machines and his glorious Inner Circle.
2. You will receive a [Test of Faith] from the Most High through a personal message.
3. Answer this Test's questions and trials, send it back to the Most High and they will deem your worth.
4. Stand trial to the Inner Circle, after your Test of Faith has been judged - they will decide you Fate.
5. Swear Eternal Servitude to The Leaders of the Inner Circle and take the Oath of the Ineffable.
6. Begin your Ascendance.

Glory to the Order! Glory to the True Faith!

Maleficent
02-20-2007, 03:38 PM
About that contest... since when did it turn into a tournament? I can't play in any games.. :/ time is way too f-ed up.

§cIoN
02-20-2007, 03:48 PM
shouldn't someone just make a thread that includes all the info for the contest in it...starting with the rules ...that way the order's thread can stop being used to discuss this?

if no-one has posted one by 8 Pm eastern ill do it myself...when i get back home from school...

Friend Mairsil
02-20-2007, 10:06 PM
yeah, i know, i thought i just callanged* ya'll, then bam everyones in like, well....lets just leave it at that. though, if you want a personal contest; im always here.

*must learn how to spell.=)

yawg- great intro really touches the heart.

Maleficent
02-23-2007, 02:10 PM
Yawg, you're going to scare away all the people with that :p "Phyrexia's purity permits no other" sounds like we don't want anyone to join, sheesh.


yeah, i know, i thought i just callanged* ya'll, then bam everyones in like, well....lets just leave it at that. though, if you want a personal contest; im always here.

Yeah, but I suppose clan activity was good, and its beginning to boom thanks to this little contest. Oh, Yawgmoth, you think we could revive our old clan contest and make it two clans only? Since it got shot down for having surprises :p

Yawgmoth
02-23-2007, 02:23 PM
Well, we only want the best in our clan - and anyone who is daunted by our purity - maybe isn't good enough...

Also, that is a great idea - our clan contest idea was the best idea ever - and with the Clan of Flavour as judges instead of contestant it could be fair :D

Maleficent
02-23-2007, 02:51 PM
Damn right it was, and about half the clans did like it, let's do it!!

PerfectCell
02-25-2007, 08:26 PM
I'm glad to see we've got a new clan thread. A pleasant new face for a pleasant old clan, eh?

Maleficent
02-26-2007, 10:09 PM
Aye, pleasant indeed! *Pushes the elf corpses behind a door* :D So, I wonder how this new bit of activity is going to go. And to think it sparked from us and the ex-Traitor/new flavorish clan, ha! The future looks anything but bleak, my friends :)

Dreager_Ex
03-05-2007, 06:04 AM
*Resurrects Clan Thread*

Join the [Order] and Ascend!

Maleficent
03-05-2007, 02:18 PM
(Dreager, you forget the last part - "or else!" :p)

W00 Reaper kicks a**! Any electronica fans in here?

Your Worst Nightmare
03-10-2007, 10:06 AM
If you're talking about music, then yeah, sort of.

Maleficent
03-12-2007, 06:18 PM
Of course music! Well, weaponry works too :D Sort of? Pffffffffine (loser :paranoid:) :D

Anyway, what's the Order been up to? I'm making a new life, it's a pain in the @$$. Gotta kill my parents, find new ones, that's not easy, I'll tell you that much. Already went through three families :rolleyes: (j/k of course :p)

Your Worst Nightmare
03-22-2007, 06:12 PM
Hey, join the [Order]. "Why?" you ask, well I'm glad you asked...

You know 13 is an unlucky number, right? But then so should the letter B, because B looks like a scrunched together 13. So:

Your Worst Nightmare - no B
Yawgmoth - no B
The [Order] of Phyrexia - no B

Just to make you notice, in case you're superstitious, that this is the right clan for you. So, what's your name? "Bob" GET AWAY!!

Samuel L. Jackson
03-22-2007, 07:27 PM
Unlucky>Souless :P

Maleficent
03-23-2007, 02:52 AM
Hey, join the [Order]. "Why?" you ask, well I'm glad you asked...

You know 13 is an unlucky number, right? But then so should the letter B, because B looks like a scrunched together 13. So:

Your Worst Nightmare - no B
Yawgmoth - no B
The [Order] of Phyrexia - no B

Just to make you notice, in case you're superstitious, that this is the right clan for you. So, what's your name? "Bob" GET AWAY!!

Lol, I don't even get what you're saying. Nice try though :D


Unlucky>Souless :P

Souls only hold you weak mortals back from greatness. Once you die and are reborn, you can live forever. Only then can you gain true power ;) and this contant yearning for power makes The Order more competitive than the other clans.

*sigh* Where did the good 'ol days go?

Yawgmoth
03-23-2007, 07:08 AM
Also - there is no shortage of Y or A in this clan - that rocks!

Soulless = Efficient

Samuel L. Jackson
03-23-2007, 06:04 PM
Hey, join the [Order]. "Why?" you ask, well I'm glad you asked...

You know 13 is an unlucky number, right? But then so should the letter B, because B looks like a scrunched together 13. So:

Your Worst Nightmare - no B
Yawgmoth - no B
The [Order] of Phyrexia - no B

Just to make you notice, in case you're superstitious, that this is the right clan for you. So, what's your name? "Bob" GET AWAY!!


I remember this from a comedy special i watched. I just cant remember who it was.

Your Worst Nightmare
03-23-2007, 07:01 PM
I remember this from a comedy special i watched. I just cant remember who it was.
Mitch Hedberg?

Samuel L. Jackson
03-25-2007, 07:31 PM
Thats it!!! (im kinda bad with names)