Ready Aim Fire Zomg Round 10!!!!

[Ryuzaki]

ALRIGHT YOU KNOW THE RULES DON"T CHA!!!!

SIGN UP HERE, RULES ARE IN THE OTHER THREAD SO WAIT A SECOND!

THE OLD winner is hosting cause he's old and dead!!! WOOT!

So SIGN UP!

*edit* rules!

For those who need help, Here's how targeting works:
Player A shoots Player B: B dies, unless B targeted himself. If B did target himself, then A dies.
Player A shoots himself: If anybody targeted A, that player dies. Otherwise, A shoots himself and dies.
Player A shoots nothing: If anybody targeted A, then A dies.

DON"T CHEAT

THIS IS A SPECIAL ROUND, AND NEW RULES SHALL BE IMPLANTED when you send your targets, somethings will happen!

GO GO GO! HAH SK eat that!

*Edit* players playing!

SENSEI KAKASHI (he's dead)

NMR (he likes dragons)

YWN (waaaaazzza indeed)

DarkRequiem ( ...who is he again...)

Saito Hajime ( i hate you...not really..)

Death by birdy (yeah i didn't miss you, check your eyes, well you're at the bottom cause you got in last so far...>_>)

Relentless Poker (comes in late as usual just cause he'll survive....bas....nothing nothing)

WOOT

ALIVE: EVERYONE

DEAD: SK AND CJS! :dance: :dance: ultimate showdown of destiney!

[Sensei kakashi]

I take it the pirate thinks he can host this.. alrighty! Im in!
Bring it on other better than me at stuff people! Ill take you all on! after.. I ... RUN AWAY!
HA HA HA!
*runs away*

[Ryuzaki]

COME ON DOES ANYONE WANT TO PLAY AT ALL, anyone anyone at all! how about you ! no?! You?! no...

anyone want to play a fun simple easy game of death and mayhem fun?

[Niv-Mizzet_Rulez!]

Sure why not. I'm in. when do i have to have my target in by?

[Ryuzaki]

Bah we have to wait for others, and for me to make up some rules...

12

heh this is going to be fun....

*edit* 300 rolls away from a 1337, heh heh heh...

[DarkRequiem]

I'm in!

[Samuel L. Jackson]

DBB`~ in tis on this round

[Sensei kakashi]

YAY I get to kill DBBirdy!!!
I mean... :paranoid:
Welcome guys! ha ha ha... a....

[Samuel L. Jackson]

im not scared of you SK your too slow for me i can dodge bullets. plus the only ninja ill ever be afraid of is chris farley so i say to you DBBring it DBBeehatch

[Sensei kakashi]

Ha ha i loved white ninja....
Man.. he kept losing his shoes and crap...
Ha ha now you made me laugh and i cant kill you..

[Samuel L. Jackson]

Cool, Hows about we team up and kill Cjs instead, You can be Allison and ill be Haru and well fck his ass up with swords and what not.

[Sensei kakashi]

Sounds good... can I use tonfa though? I like those..

[Samuel L. Jackson]

sure why not

[Sensei kakashi]

Score! CJS is going down!
Also... we need more people...
Come on people join up! Be counted! Fight and die at my hands! (And maybe DBBirdy's)
see me as the greatest funny looking ninja of all time, strike down the drunk that calls himself captain!
Get front row tickets to the ultimate beating! The ultimate duel! The ultimate showdown!
duh duh duh!!!

[Your Worst Nightmare]

Wazaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Ryuzaki]

ok ok we got 3-4-5 people :paranoid: we need MORE !!!!

This won't be interesting unless we get more people!

[Saito Hajime]

Wait wait wait wait wait guys. SK, Dbb, you know I'm the best Newb ever. also in this I won last round. I'm going to defend my title. You know that. You know I'm gonna win, no matter who shoots whom.

CJS, I'm in...obviously

[Your Worst Nightmare]

While you're waiting, you could post the people who are already in... :paranoid: :p

[Niv-Mizzet_Rulez!]

I am ready for this. Want to know why?(that a retorical question) I signed up for Windows Live Messange.

[Your Worst Nightmare]

Omg The World Is Coming To An End Run Run For Your Lives|||||||||||||||||

[Ryuzaki]

Well it was my fault he got it...doh'!

Alright well come on, more people ey, i still need to make up some random stuff...I mean I have them all ready.....

CHALLANGE THE SAITO NEWB KING GUY...person....*babbles on for hours*......

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*heaves* anyone has a cha- *falls*

SK pops out: shut up cjs you're dead not tired.... *pushes CJS to watch some GunSword*

[Sensei kakashi]

TOUCHING ANOTHER MAN!
*CJS starts laughing histarically*
Inside joke :paranoid:
Anyways...
Where am I? Wendy?

[Your Worst Nightmare]

YOU PERVERT! :mad:

[Sensei kakashi]

WHAT? That was uncalled for mister...

[Ryuzaki]

ahahahhahahhhahahahaha.....

heheheheeaaaa

*dies for the 3rd time*....XD

Come on people, MORE CONTESTANTS, or no random new innovative ness!

EVERYONE CHOOSE A WEAPON NOW! the one i see, the one you get, so you can edit all you want, but if i see one and mark it down, you get that weapon only! GO GO GO!

[Sensei kakashi]

I WANT TONFA! COOLEST WEAPONS EVER! Non leathal UNLESS YOU WANT THEM TO BE! *SMACK* Your still alive *SMACK* I killed you! *Smack* Ouch my eggs!

[Ryuzaki]

Sk is banned from raf for making CJS laugh while eating a cup of noodles....

Anyone else have a weapon, a picture would be nice as well, come on MORE people, if not I'll wait for saturday then i'll start this, and what not, targets can be sent now if you want....but weapon has to be CHOSEN! fists count as weapons..for example...

[Sensei kakashi]

T_T for real man?
Thats so mean...

Sniff.. I cant feel my torso..

[DarkRequiem]

I'll use a Greatsword!

[Samuel L. Jackson]

ZOMGAWD why aint i on the in list - im totally in still
cause im koo like dat ~

[Sensei kakashi]

Yeah Ill vouch for him. Hes almost as cool as me! Thats an almost.. like.. hes the tiny tim to my scrooge.. wait.. wow that gave me a very bad image...
MY EYES BURN!
*bangs head on desk*
*is knocked out*

[Samuel L. Jackson]

IS LMAO at SK's new bad image...

[Your Worst Nightmare]

Yada yada yada. EVERYONE CHOOSE A WEAPON NOW! Thingy and whatnot etc etc etc
I choose my personnal army of kamikaze pistachios, which also has Exordio's in it because he's un-legally dead and whatnot. I haven't used them in a while, but they're still as deadly as ever.



cause im koo like dat ~
No you're not...


Oh and someone help poor SK, he's apparently badly injured there. (Egg injuries are serious business!) Or just leave him with his pain, like I care, I'm asking if anyone ELSE will help him. :p

[Ryuzaki]

We only have 6ish people, well deadlline is tomorrow, PM ME your target, and i'll mess with them a little with randomness :ahhh: zomgness....

ok see ya!

[Sensei kakashi]

Target?
WHAT TARGET?
Who is playing?
WHAT ARE WE PLAYING???

[Niv-Mizzet_Rulez!]

I choose Chain saw! http://smilies.vidahost.com/ups/chaos99/greenchainsaw.gif

[Ryuzaki]

Alright, well just tell me in the PMS, btw the rules in the first post are Nix and voided, this is similar to an areana, so if you kill yourself, you will most likely die, if you fight someone, things will change...

For example: niv challanges sk, sk challanges no one or niv, they both fight with their weapons, some important statistics are taken (random dice rolls rolled) and logically the best one wins, depending on how you try to kill them may affect the outcome, if you shoot no one, you are techniqually challanging no one, and could avoid battle......instead you can defend yourself, which means if one person attacks you, they won't get an advantage.....what the ell is cjs doing or talking about now, i have no idea! I'm just trying to confuse you, SEND IN YOUR TARGETS! DUE sunday night! here....sunday night btw.....GOOD LUCK and may the who the ell would help you now?! ahhaha :coffee:

[Niv-Mizzet_Rulez!]

Wait. If our wepon affects how well we do i want to switch.*sends new wepon and target*

[Sensei kakashi]

YOUR GOING DOWN EXAMPLE NIV! I WOULD SO TOTALLY EXAMPLE KICK YOUR ASS!
and target sent!
Booya!

[Ryuzaki]

COME ON PEOPLE, send targets, got 2-3 days....

@EVERYONE: This is Why Sk is the more vulgar one of the two...:p he cusses...

[Relentless Poker]

WAIT FOR MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I hope I'm not too late this time. =|

[Sensei kakashi]

DANGIT!
Can I change my target? Didnt know RP was showing up... :paranoid:
Ha ha JK buddy... *Loads gun*
Wait I dont have a gun...
DANGIT!

[Your Worst Nightmare]

The Poker is in!! :eek:

Sending target now btw...

[Ryuzaki]

Course you're in....

sasori is invulerable to attacks and can only die if he targets himself....XD

>.> <.< i was kidding....

yeah sure, make me go edit the thread again *mutters in japanese*

yeah yeah you CAN not change targets, cause i said so >.> <.< Almost time for some fraphashino (spelled that way on purpose :p ) so....

i got some targets, I think I need 1-2 more, come on people!

[Ryuzaki]

FRicken eh...

only targets i have...

YWN*

Saito*

RP*

Niv*

SK*

DR*

DBB NO target sent, you shall die!

I Think dbb is all we're missing, and he will die at the end of today, less i make him give me a target...:p

[Saito Hajime]

Uuuh...you're not having mine...I asked who's in, and didn't give you a target.....

[Ryuzaki]

Dang it saito, well go look at the first page...

>.> and pick a weapon, can be anything even hands are considered weapons, gauntlets etc.....most imaginitive will most likely survive....remember just cause you shoot someone or slash them, doesn't necessarily mean they're dead...

[Sensei kakashi]

Hello?
Anybody Here?
Did I Kill You All Or What???

[Ryuzaki]

OK hang on, updating the round now!

[Ryuzaki]

On another parallel universe to that of Sk's RAF where YWN was replaced with CJS, and the others were well themselves, although reap, yawg, maybe a few others and all the hamsters didn't make it, they were eaten by a Kraj looking fella and never were heard from again....

Now we start our story with an areana....it's the same one, only blue, time does mess with things doesn't it?

Well there were only a few contestants......

SK: The Crying one!

Niv: The one who loves dragons TOO MUCH?!

DR: HE's....evil?...Yeah evil!...

RP: HE's back from the dead...again...-_-....

Y: What do you mean you don't know Birdy?!

YWN: Like Y but with superflorous letters that actually mean something!

Saito: THe only one to take down CJS...:paranoid: that loser...

All of the contestants were ready to try this NEW CJS-SHIFTED Raf where the targets actaully change how it's played, depending on HOW you attack them, and where!

SK thought to himself, "Man oh man this will be funny, I'll hit Niv on the head with my bashing technique! 5 Feet away, DR is thinking, "Man oh man this would be hilarious, I'll slice Niv with my sword's blade!

SK & DR: Bwhahahah it's perfect!

Niv inbetween the two thinking, "Oh _________" SK and DR run at Niv and smile with a bloodlust // ham on rye lust like none have seen before! Niv thinks, oh crap the tank! He calls on a tank and his budd-ddies somehow drop it just before the two get near him, as Niv tries to climb in the tank, Sk swings at Niv and Niv goes at DR and DR slashes his legs off, knocking him in the tank, SOMEHOW....Niv lands in the tank and lands on the Blue Button, I Know usually it would be red, but things have changed! Niv lands on the blue button, which of course is the self-destruct button, Sk and DR laughing at how clever their plan rolled together and the fact they just randomly swung at Niv. They both sit on the tank laughing, Niv unconcious, wakes up, realizes he's on the blue button, looks at his legs that arn't there....oh those little bas- he shakes his fist, moving his body off the button, which ignites and a voice within a 4 mile radius is heard, "I hate counting....BYES!" The explosion is ruptured and destroys Sk, Niv, and DR all at once...into bloody bits and pieces.......course no one heard it, those 3 idiots were miles away from the other ones....

Alone Y (birdy) decides life's ok, but screw this if anyone touches him, he'll go paranoid and blow up, so he straps an ATOM-BOMB to his chest and walks about whistling knowing, "Hey worst thing that'll happen is I lose some weight :D " So he enjoys himself, when from out of no where, Saito makes his appearence. Bwhahaha my plan will work this time says saito. Saito cleverly drafting for several hours into the night and day and mid-morning to find his weapons.....Saito walks up to YWN startling him because YWN switched with SK's personality so he's a scared little child now. YWN goes, "Yeah?" Saito just smiling at him. :p Take a look at what I got! Saito showing YWN 4 Foil Akroma from legions....YWN just sits there....gaping....ahhh it burns it burns, and YWN takes some unknown object (forgot how it's spelled) and goes to smash something by accident, he accidently is running right into Y's direction. 5 minutes ago, 13.33 meters away in a tea house sits RP....RP: *sigh* I can never get up the courage to fight, I'm really just a Wuss, RP having switched with Saito who tells the truth....and he decides today I GO OUT THERE AND KILL SOMEONE! Yes the bloodlust is crazy! I will never be a pacifist again, and I will never drink tea ever-.....ok I like my tea, so I shall use it as my weapon! RP takes his tea, drinks it, calls his budd-ddy CHUCK NORRIS to stop by for some tea, they both drink some strong tea and CN agrees to help him as they are good friends.

RP takes Chuck out and points to Y! Look, kill him please :o and CN immedietly starts running at Y from 13.33 meters where they were at.....YWN running faster and faster like a mass hysteria was about the place, goes to hit Y, CN gets his muscles to work faster and catchs up to the same pace as YWN and YWN smashes Y in the face, while CN just sweeps his legs and ywn and CN combo-move 129+ combo into Y's abdominals and Y sits there with a bloody face....heh heh suckers.......and another voice is heard, "Who the Hell killed my little brother, just cause he doesn't like counting you have to blow him up! AGHHH!!! BYE F-* A HUGE EXPLOSION OCCURS yet again, and RP, chuck, YWN, and somehow Saito who was really only 5 feet away from the explosion including Y blew up into little pieces....

THEN Just before you thought it was over, the Kool-aid man pops out of the only wall that is standing and goes, "Whatchu! Hey how's it go-...OH MY GOD, Everyone.....red juice everywhere, oh it's so sick....*pukes up fruit punch* KM: oh jease that's disgusting, *takes a ladle and drinks his juice up again...man oh man that's so wrong....well I better get outta here before the cops come looking for me again....oh hey what's this *KM bends down and drinks some of YWN's blood...* Ohh nice and tangy....just how I like it...oph time to go! *jumps through the last wall and knocks the whole arena down*

KM just as he hits the wall goes unconcious and the areana mostly crushes him and he dies as well.....

THE ROUND IS NULLIFED!!!!

BE carefure what your target is, and how you achieve it, if you shoot someone, tell me where. If you defend, tell me what it is, don't say "I deflect all weapons" or something lame, say you got a wooden shield or just an object, i'll be creative with it. Instead of Y (birdy) living, he died, because you shouldn't survive an atom-bomb, and same with Niv, the only good way I could think of him getting back at them for hurting him was to self-destruct the tank, that and it was out of gas...:p cheap tanks...

SEND IN YoUR TARGETS, New target available: Running away, you could try to run away, but there's a 15% change youll have something bad happen, this time people will find a way to die....

GOOD LUCK!!!!

This is a picture of who did what!

http://img489.imageshack.us/img489/7163/raftargetsvz3.jpg (http://imageshack.us)
Yeah I'm bringing something New to Raf, a lot more story, and innovative ness! Times are changing!

[Niv-Mizzet_Rulez!]

Yes i taught those *****s who boss. Yeah i died. but that was all part of the plan. Now i'll haunt those who are still alive all day long. makeing them hate their life. So that they will either bring me back to life or kill them selves. and if they do the latter i'll just get my buddy the devil to torment them. and i'll pay god to not stop me and my plans. I'll pay him in cookies, magic cards, some magazes, and a girl.(:paranoid: what the bibel never said anything about if god had a wife or not. he must be lonley.) (and by those who are alive i mean anyone on the forum i want)

[Sensei kakashi]

*munch munch munch* Ill just go ahead and start round 11 cause itll take you another 2 months to make the next battle "epic novel"...

[guest1234]

Good story, Cap'n! If it's alright with you, I'd like to jump into to the foray.

[Niv-Mizzet_Rulez!]

just sign up next round. it should be starting soon.

[DarkRequiem]

The spoiler isn't working... :(

[Sensei kakashi]

Reload the page... thats what I did. Sometimes when the "captain" here uploads an image it takes a while to get it. A simple refresh and its good to go!

[Your Worst Nightmare]

WHERE THE HELL DID MY METAL GEAR REX GO??? O.o I specificaly told you on msn I crushed the guy with my Metal Gear... :paranoid: Anyway, at least I got to pair up with Chuck Norris, the only guy to win a World Series of (Relentless) Poker with a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoloy card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from UNO. :D

*grumble grumble* New target and whatnot... *grumble grumble*

[Niv-Mizzet_Rulez!]

*like a robot*Target aciered(sp?). Target locked. Ready to fire.

[Ryuzaki]

Guest can join, the people who are alive!

Alive:
EVERYONE, except SK and CJS.....*cries*
...

*goes back to after cjs* dang...i'm sad now..

*sniff*

sign up now or else, guest is joined....wait what?

OK SEND TARGETS and remember how they will effect the outcome.

[Ryuzaki]

Alright targets are Due Thursday, maybe Friday if I'm feeling extra-lazy, Sure friday it is....that was a long meeting in my head :paranoid:...

Targets Received = RED

YWN

NIV

The Rest....

[Ryuzaki]

People people, COME ON, I only have 2 targets out of a lot....

SEND YOUR TARGETS IN...

Targets NOT received...

DR

DBBirdy

SK

Saito

RP


Remember the way of killing someone AFFECTS THE OUTCOME if they actually die, Defending matters how you defend, and if it would help.....Running away might save you, but at the cost of not being able to run away again, or being killed while doing so.....

[Niv-Mizzet_Rulez!]

Wow those pepole are lazy. O course i'm one to talk. I sent my target long ago.

[Sensei kakashi]

Lies...

:paranoid:

my targets been in for a few seconds now...

[Your Worst Nightmare]

How about a deadline?

[Ryuzaki]

Dang I'm sure this was posted before the "shut down"

Targets Due by Valentine's day.....just so we can all get back to this MDVness...

[Your Worst Nightmare]

Finnaly!

:running: <--It doesn't work??!! BLASPHEMY!!

[Ryuzaki]

:paranoid: what the hell are you talking about?

[Samuel L. Jackson]

Valentines day is over....What happened ?

[Ryuzaki]

:paranoid: Yeah I'm gonna do it tomorrow, I got homework what not, Saito has one more day to send his target or I'll be forced to kill the one who killed me :twisted:.....

YOU CAN SWITCH YOUR TARGETS NOW, but better hurry...

[Samuel L. Jackson]

Saito is gone for the time being... didnt you see the how i hate post...?

[Niv-Mizzet_Rulez!]

What happened. Did the game get canceled?

[Your Worst Nightmare]

Seems so. CJS is apparently too busy running away from himself to make this... :/

[Ryuzaki]

Round 2....

A voice is heard by all the contestants who have just healed from the last fight....and they are curious what it is that has spoken to them...

RP Shouts out: "Round 2?! What do you-"

FIGHT!!!

Niv: "Fight, say what?..."

First off as we can see we have a few combatents scattered around the arena....and as we can see some are more then eager to try and kill someone this time...others well, lets just say act more like little girls then warriors....

One of the warriors, as we have learned by his nickname, Y...he has planned this for a long time now....he his chosen to hide ....IN THE BATHROOM! Oh what horrors await those with the calling of the wild? He sits there waiting for the next victim to go take a whiz, and be whizzed down with his blunt shrubbery...Only in due time will the first one arrive....

RP starts prepping a vehicle for maybe a furious fast assault, or is he trying to re-create a script after just watching the movie Speed?!?!

While all of this is happening, A certain ninja is hiding behind a rock, and watches all of this happening, all the planning, but he doesn't prepare anything at all, he only collects information, if it wasn't for his ninja skills, he might've been too slow in the bathroom and wouldn't have gotten out before Y crept in for his devious bathroom blunder! SK is now staring at a form as we usually are to have known as YWN or your worst nightmare, because one time in prison he cut off someone's own foot just to stench it to there face to make them talk....well truth be told...he made them look at the new akroma before anyone else other then R&D could see...oh his eyes burned it did, that horny teen never was the same again, and like other victims of such blasphemous torture grew up to become a bureaucrat...

Now YWN was on his little Portuguese cell-phone, as because Portuguese technology is so secretive that not even the conversations on the phones could be connected...oh they weren't dropped but something in the lines made them really really hard to understand and translate what they were saying.....YWN was going to order a few things for combat...

YWN: "Hi, yes....I would like to talk to Mr. John Streetz.....and I was wondering if Mr. Streetz was able to deliver the package? *mumble* Mr. S, the package? Yes we have them. YWN: They are fully loaded yes? Guy: Yes we have them packed and ready to ship over there... YWN: This will explode all expectations of the design I wanted as you told me yes? Guy: Oh this will be a grand explosion and you will get every one of your moneys worth...YWN: Good, because it's his birthday and I would like him to get something nice....heh heh heh Guy: Alright, shipping now, it will be over there in a few minutes, when you need it activated just hit the little red button we gave you, good day sir. YWN: *hanging up the cell* Perfect! This will be the best gift I've ever given......I know rail would love to have a Future Box Set of Boosters and the fat pack with explosive art and packed with the brim of cards! heh heh....and miles miles miles away where the guy is at...
Guy: Alright guys, we have an order for our subs.....He wants plenty of explosions so bring the nuclear bombs and the metal gears.....he will have one blasting mother --------- birthday for sure!!"

Sk sees this and is wondering when anyone is going to make their move, bored he plays "Go" with himself and loses to himself at bingo, tic-tac-toe and then trains in the art of being very very quiet.....

Meanwhile: Y sits there in the bathroom, waiting for anyone to come by so he can finally move, his legs were cramping him for awhile and he couldn't take it anymore.... but the time has come...the preparations have planned, the dominoes stand ready, it begins now!

YWN goes to find Y as to tell him happy birthday and congratulate him; and Y is still sitting there aching to get up from his spot.....YWN realizes he has to go to the bathroom really fast, and quickly jets over to a 7/11 and runs by Lee and Carter where some guy speaking to Lee in cantanese about Carter being 7/11 cause his mouth never closes...and when he just gets in the bathroom, Y finally has had enough and stretches his legs, just then YWN was taking a Whiz and just zipped up....Y stretched and the shrubbery went up and hit YWN in the face, knocking him out cold.....Y seeing this, goes over to YWN and sees if he is alright! YWN barely gets up and out of no-where comes a strange old man and he comes out with some little vase full with water and he sees YWN on the ground!

Niv: Oh Ah, it is YWN the nightmare of horror! I Must Rid this world of the demon! He starts spraying holy water on YWN, and YWN gets his eyes all watery from the "holy" water and can't see, he accidentally trying to get off the ground hits the Red button....and a huge Beep is heard.....YWN: Uh-oh...that doesn't sound good....and Niv hearing this runs away thinking the demon is morphing, as Niv runs away....Y looks at YWN there, dead.....and thinks...oh no what have I done....but seeing his friend there, he can only hope to escape for his own sake...and gets out of there.....

Y decides to run for the exit, and Y gets into a bus that was parked outside, lucky for him the bus driver was gone...and lucky for him the keys were in the truck....and moments later he was sailing down the road.....trying to get out of there as fast as he could! He wondered why bus drivers would never bring the keys with them....but no matter he was going to make it out alive.....and away from that odd beep of a warning he heard during his friend's death....

RP steps out of the 7/11 with a slushie and sees that he can finally implement his speed dream in real life.....viciously happy with the results....he goes to arm each bomb in the bus, and if it slows down past 40 mph it will detonate and explode anyone on there into oblivion, sadly he had no camera of it, so he got on his little back-up scooter and started to follow him....

Meanwhile SK was sitting behind his rock doing absolutely nothing as usual, just training his little hide jutsu...which apparently was doing rather well, too well in fact. He was getting rather lonely, and bored...very bored. So Sk decided to run and find someone to talk to....so he goes for a stroll and walks down into a little place and gets some Ice Tea...cause everyone loves ice tea! He hears something a few yards off...and watches as a bus runs by him....and SK thinks "lqtm, wonder what he's running from, an explosion or something? Heh heh...." BOOM! A huge explosion goes up into the air...and Sk is wondering what caused it...and he looks at the bus just as it passed him and sees it leaving view.....Oh well, glad i'm not caught up into anything too serioius....Excuse me, waiter, can i uh get an umbrella or something....

As we watch the bus, and the scooter slowly gaining on the bus (don't ask us how that scooter goes 60mph it just does!) We are now wondering where those 200 milles and 2 Nuclear bombs are exactly, being launched oh a few minutes ago we should be starting to se-....Oh dear...what, what is that? Says Y. I, Oh f*** .....Y takes the bus and goes off the highway and goes down to a bridge. "This way I can finally escape those stupid bombs, what the hell caused them to come here of all places?!" Y goes and comes near the bridge...oh s*** the bridge is out. THE BRIDGE IS ALWAYS OUT!!! WHy WHY?!?! Well this is a good way to go down! Y closes the gap closer and closer to the jump...and just as he reaches it, he jumps out of the bus only to come to face with 200 missiles and 2 nuclear bombs amongst them.....Just as Y tries to turn his head in comfort of the flying bus, he sees a small spark my the gas pedal....and sees as the bus from below explodes...."Oh f***, why me....why why me! NEE! NEE! NEE! " The missles and 2 nuclear bombs collide with the bus explosion obliterating anything and everything that was Y into nothingness.....RP witnessing the whole thing, recorded it and put it on youtube, and became famous after a certain ninja helps him broadcast it. Sk and RP cheer to the fine film and become famous business parters.

Miles and miles away sits Saito, a champion long forgotten, or was he?

As saito watches the film on tv, he thinks to himself out loud, "Wow, I don't know if anyone could suffer more than that poor man..." A small whisper comes from his servant, "Well how about this?" DR Slices Saito with a blade, and stabs him quickly, leaving the body just before it dropped....Saito was no more....

Dead
Y
YWN
Saito

Survivors
RP
SK
Niv
DR

SEND IN YOUR NEW TARGETS!

Sorry about the delay, my computer wasn't in use for awhile, and what not.

Hope the story more then makes up for the long wait!

Sayonara !

[Sensei kakashi]

*bangs head on desk and cries*
Whatever happened to the old fashioned RAF? I miss it so much...