Final Destination -- MDV

[stolin]

Here is the deal:
there is a ball.
http://i13.photobucket.com/albums/a272/stolin/hahaha.jpg
You want to kill the ball.

The ball wants to kill you.

How to play: I am the ball. You must do everything you can to try and kill the ball. This is a battle of creativity. Once I kill you, you are dead and you must try again from a different way, you may not continue from your previous post.



GO!

[Tekkactus]

Since this is a universe dealing in hypothecials and theories, I deny your existance. Therefor you cannot exist.

[Ryuzaki]

I will throw the ball, the dog will get the ball and chew it to shreds.

[stolin]

@Tekk, In theory, you could spontaneously combust at any given moment in time.
As you read that you spontaneously combust and die.

..and the ball continues to exist.

@CJS, The ball, while existing in the belly of the dog uses mind powers to control the dog and makes it gnaw on you to death until the ball recieves enough negative energy to cause the dog to explode. Little chunks of you fly everywhere. You are dead.

..and the ball laughs.

[Ryuzaki]

Aye *Drips rum all over the ball* have a drink on me, savvy?

[stolin]

@CJS, The ball put poison in the rum earlier. The ball remembered to wear a raincoat today and watches you drink the rum until you fall over dead.

..and the ball takes off the raincoat.

[Tekkactus]

I switch bodies with the ball. I am now the ball. I commit sepukku.

[guest1234]

I throw the ball into the mouth of an active volcano, so the ball melts.

[stolin]

@Tekk, unfortunately for you, the ball's mind is such an incomprehensible thing that the balls body shuts down as soon as your mind enters it. When it shuts down, you have no chance to survive without a body and you die.

..and the ball walks around in your body for a little while until it realizes it is tired of having its neck bent funny and it walks over to it's body, reboots it, and goes back into it safe and sound.

@g1234, the ball is so hot that it burn your hands off as soon as you touch it. You bleed out and die.

..and the ball throws the volcano into itself for added effect.

[Niv-Mizzet_Rulez!]

I chop the ball in half with a chain saw then throw both halfs in a paper shreder.

[stolin]

@Niv-Mizzet_Rulez!, the ball also brought a chainsaw to this little fight. The ball has been training in the ancient art of Chain Saw battle from Massacre University in Texas. Once engaged in battle, you realize that you have no chance. Lucky for you the ball is slow to move any direction and you get a huge headstart. Whe you turn around to see if he is still there, you trip over that dang paper shredder that you brought! It starts shredding your shoe lace and you cannot free yourself. The ball catches up to you to find that you have simply died of old age. You are dead.

..and the ball puts away the chain saw from his glory days. "Rest in Peace Obi-Saw-Kenobi," he thought to himself.

[Ryuzaki]

(ahaha neck bent funny XD)

Ball, what's your purpose in life?

WHy is the sky red?

What is a god anyway?

Why havn't my taxes been paid?

What's the best color in magic ?

Why doesn't YWN have a sexy girlfriend like Zack does in his avvytar?

Why are you a ball?

Do you like cheese?

[stolin]

@CJS, the ball kills you. You are dead.

..and the ball joins stolin in sadistic glee.

[Niv-Mizzet_Rulez!]

Ball. Your mamma so fat she sat on a dollar and 4 quarters poped out.

[guest1234]

Hmm., I'm not sure how insults are supposed to kill the ball.

Me, I take a box slightly bigger than the ball, but much smaller than me, which is made of an alloy of darksteel and adamantium. I put the ball in it. I seal the lid, and let the evil ball suffocate. Let's see you get out of that!
:)

[Ryuzaki]

CJS spoke proper, turned brithish, and became rich as a comedian, the world ends, and the ball dies with it.

[Streetz]

I cannot see the ball, and it cannot see me. Neither I or it exist. Once this is established, I win.

[Zack_Wilder]

So... Stolin, do you already have in mind a way of killing it, or are you just waiting for a really cool way, or do you intend to never really allow anyone to win, and this is just a thread for posting ways of killing balls?

Anyways...

I take a stick of beef jerky and (attempt to) stab the ball to death.

[DarkRequiem]

I build a particle accelerator around the ball and then activate it.

[Sensei kakashi]

Hmmm...
*the clock ticks away*
A bead of sweat runs down my face.
I lick my lips and slowly inch my hand forward.
My heart races as my hand goes further and further.
In a quick second it was over.
"Checkmate!" I yell. The crowd roars!
The ball is stuned! It sits there, probably looking at the board. It might be thinking about how in the world it lost to such an idiot as SK. Who knows.
"Ok thats it! Im tired of you always insulting me!"
SK's attention is off the ball-
"Who gives a crap? IMa let this ball kill me just so I can freaking shut you up!"
Ok geez... dont have a heart attack!
"Ok mr ball thing! We both know why we are here. Creativity! And death. Also nachos afterward! Winner buys!"
Maybe the ball drops dead because it doesnt want to pay for nachos!
"Hello?" *pokes the ball* "This is weird... how do I know if its dead?"
*shrugs*
"Hmmmm... well then bally ball ball round thingy! In the name of planning ahead, you should probably tell your boss you won't be in for awhile..."
The ball sits there like usual.
"Man its like a brick wall... or a brick... OMG!"
SK flips the ball off the chair. When it hits the floor it cracks and out falls... a brick!
"OMG!"
SK sits there calmly, he knows somewhere in the building the ball was-
"IM GUNNA DIE!!! AHHHHHH MOMMY!!!! I WANA LIVE!!!! I WANA LIVE!!! AHHHHH"
.... He sits there calmly and-
"WAHAHAHAHAHAHA MOMMY!!!!!!"
The ball sneaks up on SK. WHile it may feel pity for the cowardness shown by this pathetic lifeform, or it may not, it still readys itself to kill him/it/what?
"AHHHHHH!"
SK quickly hits pause on his universal remote! then off to PHOTO SHOP!
Lets see here... edit... crop... highlight the ball... draw on a mustache... angry eyebrows.. grrr im a big scary ball.. oh ha ha ha.... sigh... anyways... delete! copy and paste picture of pizza.
anddddd PLAY!
"AHHHHHHHHH... FREE PIZZA!!!!"
Sk then munches on the free UNPOISONED AND NONDEADLY PIZZA!
I have to make it hard dont i...

[Your Worst Nightmare]

Bah, I tell Chuck Norris to roundhouse kick the ball and wipe its entire existence from the space-time continuum.

[stolin]

@Niv-M_R, the ball laughs at your use of 'pope' as a verb, unfortunately for you, his high frequencey laughter kills you. You are dead.

..and the ball does not like your mamma jokes.

@g1234, the ball does not require air to breathe. The ball knocks itself against the side of the box. A small chip appears on the side. The ball continues to do this for the next 3,456 years. When the ball comes out, you are dead.

..and the ball uses the old box as a hat.

@CJS, the ball shows you some food that is not served at room temperature and your head explodes. You are dead.

..and the ball stops into the pub.

@Streetz, the ball would like to remind you that this post doesn't exist. Your human brain can't handle that concept and you explode and die.

..and the ball is bored of thinking of complex theorys.

@Z_W, not even the ball knows how it will die (if it ever does), let alone stolin. The ball eats the beef jerkey, but it mistakes part of your arm for the beef jerkey. You bled to death.

..and the ball brushes his teeth.

@DR, the ball enjoyes the free ride, but it gets tired after awhile and shuts off the particle accelerator. Unfortunately for you, the particle accelerater accelerates particles into your body as it begins to shut off. You are dead.

..and the ball rolls around in the mud before taking a shower.

@Sk, and then you wake up. The ball is right in front of you. You look down and see a sword, but it is too late, the ball has caused you to be sucked into space. There is no oxygen. You die.

..and the ball takes some headache medicine from reading your mind.

@YWN, the ball is actually Chuck Norris's right testicle. Chuck Norris refuses to kick himself in the balls and instead kicks you in the face. You obviously die.

..and the ball removes itself from ol' Chuck's body.

[Death_By_Beebles]

I pray to my God who loves the ball but knows it must burn in a lake of fire, who then smites the ball and simultaneously protects me from the ball.

(That's right, I'll go Revelations on your ass!)

[stolin]

@DBB, the ball actually quakes in fear at the power of God. Just as he sees the end of this thread draw near, God notices something. In the same post that you called on his power, you also used the word 'ass.' God frowns and goes away.The ball rolls on you until you die.

..and the ball looks good in bling.

[The_Defiler!]

I invent a time machine, go back in time to before you even thought of the ball and kill you, therefore, the ball never came into existance!

[stolin]

@Defiler, let me explain time to you. The fact that this thread still exists and stolin is still typing a response to it means that this must truly be the ghost of stolin. The thread exists, and the ball exists, and the chainsaw that is going through your head exists. :) You are dead.

..and the ball ponders existence.

[Maleficent]

Is it just me or is that 'ball' an eclipsed sun?


..and the ball ponders existence.

Well, Mr. Ball, the point of existence is to cease to exist. All life must end in death, and so it is true for you, given the almighty power of Time, no matter how indestructable you may be. So I'll trap you in a fast time rift that simultaneously rips your physical form to shreds and wears away your spiritual existence until not even a memory remains ^^.

[The_Defiler!]

I am the ball.

[Niv-Mizzet_Rulez!]

I flush the ball down a toilet.

[Sensei kakashi]

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I sneak up behind Stolin and use him as a human shield and charge the ball with a lance!

[Cashew]

I wheel up a TV to the ball, show him that evil video tape from the Ring. The Ball realizes he's nothing but a Ring ripoff. After the ball realizes that the lameness of the Ring is compounded by the lameness of the ball ripping off the Ring, the ball chooses to end itself.

[stolin]

@Mal, The ball would like to inform you that it is just you. Unfortunately, the ball exists through imagination and creativity, due to the form of the ball, the only thing that shreds apart is you, by the chainsaw. You are dead.

..and the ball is tired of killing people with the chainsaw.

@The_D, no you are not. You are dead.

..and the ball thinks about how easy that was.

@NMR, the ball grows to a size that is too big to be flushed. When you turn around you can see that the doors are locked. The room floods and you drown. You are dead.

..and the ball floats away.

@Sk, the ball, who has known about this plan since you first concieved it, grabs stolin and uses him as a projectile, stabbing you with pure pope. You are dead.

..and the ball grabs the lance for his next victim.

@Cashew, the ball takes this time to remind you of how The Ring was actually considered to be a high-grossing movie. The ball then drowns you in that very cash. You are dead.

..and the ball holds the lance eagerly.

[Niv-Mizzet_Rulez!]

First i steal the lance. Then I throw the ball in a sake.Then throw that sack in another sack. Then throw that sack in a river. Then freeze the river. Then change the climet so that it is always cold there. Finally release Yetis to eat anything that might try to cut the ice. Also the yetis are under my control.

[stolin]

@NMR, when the ball falls into the Sake it drinks some of it and remembers it's time in Japan. Unfortunately for you, you are instantly transported to Japan where changing the climate is against the law. You are immediately thrown in prison. You smile as you summon your Yeti herd forth. ..uh-oh, there are no Yetis in Japan. You rot in prison. You are dead.

..and the ball takes back the lance.

[Samuel L. Jackson]

Equips the ball with an uncounterable Faiths Fetters, the ball does not have protection from white or enchantments- Lets see you get out of that one beee hotch (for an added measure someone is hired to assassinate stolin therfore removing any possible chances that the ball may have :bang: :pope:

[guest1234]

I'm actually content with my last result. That ball was locked away for 3456 years, so I lived out my entire existence free from any interference from the ball. :D

[Sensei kakashi]

Wow... so much death... Sniff... OMG I CAN HAVE A FUNERAL FOR ALL OF THEM!
Dearly belovids, we are gathered here today to sorrow over the joining of tex and Church in eternal.. damnation.. speak now or forever rest in piece... with liberty.. and justice.. for all! I WILL MISS YOU GUYS!
While the ball is mourning the loss of my companions i sneak behind it and push it into an open grave.
then i pour cement/dirt/yezz on top of it and run away laughing!

[DarkRequiem]

I cast Humble on the ball and kill it with the earlier used chainsaw.

[Cashew]

I tie a string to the Ball and the lance. Thrust the lance into the ground and summon Napoleon Dyanmite to tether ball the Ball out of existence. Wicked Sick.

[Your Worst Nightmare]

..and the ball brushes his teeth.
Then that means the ball HAS teeth. Then, as a friend of an apprentice dentist, I force the ball to wear BRACES FOR THE REST OF ITS LIFE!! Oh, and I also force stolin to pay for the dental plan.

[Zack_Wilder]

I pop the ball with a needle, and watch the ball deflate and rocket away. Of course, the needle is fired from a needle gun, and before the needle hits, I teleport away so the ball can't rocket around and kill me and re-inflate.

[Samuel L. Jackson]

what makes you think this is a ball with air in it ??? how do you know its not an evil bowling ball or something of the sort

[guest1234]

This is an exercise of imagination. Since we are told nothing about the ball, we may imagine anything we like.

and in doing so you may learn more about the ball.

[Samuel L. Jackson]

The ball has not yet responded because it is immobilized by my fetters W000000t:alright: :dance: :dance: gooo meee :cheer:

[stolin]

@Dbb, unfortunately for you, the ball has protection from Magic:The Gathering. The ball eats the cards and then eats you. You are dead.

..and the ball has a TUMS.

@Sk, the ball cares for no man. Rather than mourning any losses it is actually preparing itself. When it is lunged at, it moves away in time for you to fall into the grave. He then buries you with little bits of Yezz. You are dead.

..and the ball is dreaming of a White Christmas.

@DR, and going with aforementioned themes, the ball is immune to Magic: The Gathering. He simply laughs as you attempt to cast something and watches the bomb he placed in the chainsaw detonate. You are dead.

..and the ball drinks a Coke.

@Cashew, the ball is relieved to see some real creativity. He takes Napoleon's 'tots and throws them at you and your white-froed friend as the speed and intenity of gamma radiation. You are dead.

..and the ball does whatever he feels like it. Gosh.

@YWN, the ball is amused. He can tell you thought you were smart by employing something earlier metioned. The 'his' in aforementioned statement is an unclear reference. He was actually brushing someone elses teeth. As a dentist comes at the ball, the ball picks of the dentists and throws him at you, knocking you into a drill. You are dead.

..and the ball would like to mention that stolin has not the money for a dental bill.

@Z_W, the ball is solid. The needle pokes the ball and the ball simply rolls over you. You are dead.

..and the ball cleans itself.

@Dbb, the ball takes a knife and inscrices the name 'birdy' on it. It throws the knife at your face, killing you instantly. Now you can live up to your name. You are dead.



The ball has not yet responded because it is immobilized by my fetters W000000t:alright: :dance: :dance: gooo meee :cheer:

..and the ball watches the dancing corpse.

[Cashew]

A Lance and a Ball eh. The obvious Freudian symbology of the male phallus is astounding. Since the ball is haunted by death and destruction, but ultimately vastly powerful, it's quite feasible that the Ball's Id and Ego believe the Ball to be on par with God, perhaps even a God. Constantly assaulted from outside forces seeking to destroy it the Ball operates on a very basic and primal kill mentality. It is this kill or be killed behavior pattern that ultimatly plagues the ball into forgetting it's true desires and aspirations as it is merely a defense (albiet needed) mechaism necessary for it's survival.

So I kindly present the ball a simple picture. Delicate and beautiful.
http://images.fbrtech.com/dnew/MiscImages/NewToy/Flower%204%2bweb.jpg

The obvious symbology of the female sex organ, can only bring about the obvious Oedipial complex that is deeply hidden inside the ball. Seeing this weakness in itself and the obvious contradiction between being weak and a God, the ball's Ego and Id crack. Thus crumbling the ball itself.

[stolin]

@Cashew, the execution of that plan was flawless. Analyzing the ball may have lead you to his primordial weakness. Everything was perfect. The image of the female flower should destroy the ball. Unfortunately the ball uses something similar to sonar for vision. The piction isn't visible to the ball in the slightest. Upon seeing you present the paper, the ball pulls out scissors and cuts the picture in half before proceeding to cut you in half. You are dead.

..and the ball applauds you for doing impressibly well and wonders if you will join Akriand..

[Tekkactus]

I'll run away from The Ball...

...into a room thats walls are large speakers which constantly emit a high pitched sheiking. The speakers are powered by sociopathism. Thus, the ball is trapped in a constant state of blindness to which I can leave it for the rest of eternity.

[Michael_Zeora]

Knowing my soon coming distruction, I simply look at the ball, sit besides the ball, maybe even a drink with the ball, knowing that this I find it futile to attack the ball, for the balls power far exceeds my own, and simply wish for a peaceful co-existence with the ball, in a bar, having a drink...

(oh I'm dead, just do me ugly...)

[DarkRequiem]

*smiles*
Ball, let me present you someone I met a while ago. This is the anti-ball.
*pushes the anti-ball against the ball, watching the blast*

Anti-ball as in anti-matter.

[Zack_Wilder]

I summon Knights of Round and watch the ball get hit for 129,987 damage. And then I have my friends Mime the Knights of Round for a total of 389,961 damage on the ball.

[Sensei kakashi]

Ill steal Tekk's avy and blind the ball with its.. um... you know.. then kick the ball from behind!

[Samuel L. Jackson]

im Baaaack from the dead

i show the ball pictures of stolin in his marching uniform and the ball laughs itself to death XD

[Zack_Wilder]

Unfortunately the ball uses something similar to sonar for vision. The piction isn't visible to the ball in the slightest Yeah...

[Sensei kakashi]

Aww... sniff... thougth it would work this time...
Oh well... stupid ball... ill just flick its off switch...

[Your Worst Nightmare]

I infect the ball with the flu!!!!!

[Niv-Mizzet_Rulez!]

I sell the ball to hungry pepole on the internet. When the ball arives they mistake the ball for a melon and eat it right away.

[Yawgmoth]

"Ball... Let's END this!"

Yawgmoth swirls his long robe in evasive maneuever and propels up, high into the air. Reaching out his hands, he materializes dark portals at his sides. His hands reach and grasps a 1961 Gibson EB-0 and a 1958 Gibson Flying V and draws them out of the eternal darkness.

Yawgmoth's body radiates with pure power, the guitars connecting him with the blackheart of Phyrexia - summoning all his might he dives down like an avatar of Death, a grim reaper weilding dual guitars. Spinning faster and faster, his guitars twirling in his hands, black matter manifests around him tearing up the fabric of space-time.

"Risk all and slay his very heart..."

The Ball materializes defense systems to hinder the black star, Yawgmoth merely destroys them with flicks of his guitars. With a terrible scream they crash into each other, Yawgmoth breaking through the ball's physical shell and continuing within. Suddenly stopping - he reaches above his head and the guitars shining like black holes and rippling with crimson energy.

Yawgmoth pauses for a moment and thinks about Rebbec... "All's End! GYARGH!" Swirling another turn, unleashing the destructive powers of creation - the God lands on his feet a few meters away, not bothering to watch aftermath of his undoubably devastating attack.

"Is that enough, sphere?"

[Tekkactus]

(cont. from Yawgmoth's...)

... All the while, The Pillows play in the backround. :paranoid:

[guest1234]

Let's see. So if I attack myself and the ball attacks me, the ball dies, right? Okay, let's try that! No, wait....

I know, Ball must be lonely. Let me fix that! I go out to the dollar store and buy 100 more balls. I individually wrap them, and bring them over to the Ball's house. I ring the bell, and then run off to hide, awaiting the ball's response. Here are said balls:
;) :D :o :ahem: :!: :confused: :mad: :p :cool: :eek: :rolleyes: XD :ohnoes: :( :) :paranoid: :unibrow: :motz6: :green: :invasion:

When the Ball comes out to open them, one of them jumps out and does this to it:

:ninja:

[Yawgmoth]

... All the while, The Pillows play in the backround. :paranoid:

They're playing "Little Busters."

[Michael_Zeora]

The ball leave the bar to meet with a 100 other balls, some loud screams are heard and the ball walks back in all Kill Bill style... it sits next to me and I say, "Hey, Ball, wanna knock back another?"

[Relentless Poker]

Hey, this looks fun.

I hypnotise the ball. It is now under my control and I command it to kill itself.

[Your Worst Nightmare]

Is the ball dead yet?

[Yawgmoth]

Of course, I killed it.

[Your Worst Nightmare]

Yeah, when it's one's alter ego that running the contest, it becomes pretty easy to win... :paranoid: :p

[Tekkactus]

Curse you, Stolimoth!

[Yawgmoth]

Personally, I prefer Yawgin.

..or compromise with Stogmoth.

[Your Worst Nightmare]

@Tekk, while we wait for Yawg to revive the thread, could you start day 4 in the CHB mafia???

[DarkRequiem]

So, I wonder, when will we see the ball dead?

[stolin]

The ball is dead.


Discuss.

[Michael_Zeora]

The ball became board and died... congrats, I have survived this round...

[Yawgmoth]

It became like... a bulletin board? Weird. And Stogmoth is just weird, it'd be better with Yawgmolin... Or maybe not. I guess Stolimoth is the most obvious one though.

[DarkRequiem]

Discuss? Looks like you've grown tired of the game itself. :|

[Michael_Zeora]

so is Stolimoth going to be come the new ball? I think we need a new Ball...

[Your Worst Nightmare]

Here's an intriguing question: why a ball?

[Niv-Mizzet_Rulez!]

I was wondering that myself.

Was it because it was small and simple?

[Samuel L. Jackson]

i vote we get a new ball that one was too easy to kill ;)

[stolin]

somebody else may be the ball.



Discuss.

[Oblivion]

I believe that CJS is the ball.

CJS, who's sole aim in life is to convert everyone to piratism, and therefore rum-ism, and lame-joke-ism.

He will distract you with funny smilies. And pleasure you with alcohol (and bits of Kiera Knightley), then smite you with his heavenly......errrr.....ball-ness.

You cannot win.

[Sensei kakashi]

Ehhh knowing CJS he will turn this into some fancy new game with weird rules, complicated plot lines, random inside jokes, roles and strategies for each player, a secret win condition, over exagerated ways of dying, unbelievable riddles, puzzles, mini-games, and soda flavors, AND will in a sence make each and every one of us insane...
Im all for it...
Provided it doesnt go to his head... or his shoulder... :paranoid:

[Oblivion]

Sounds like that Mafia game we're playing right now in the TBH pages.....and guess what: IT'S ACTION PACKED NON-STOP GOODNESS!!!

[Sensei kakashi]

No joke, I cant keep my eyes off it. the pure speed of it all forces me to buckle to my chair every night...
But back to buisiness.
If I must... I will be the ball! Im good at being innanimate things...
Im also good at killing things.. so I assume Im ok at not dying...
Ide be a perfect ball.. heck Im pretty much a sphere as it is... ok im "shapes"... sphere is a shapes right?

[Oblivion]

NAY!!!

You shall be a CAT....rolled up into a BALL. FurBalling people to their doom. Like Blanka. Of Street Fighter.

And if they survive that.....you shal MP-5 them to death. Like Counter-Strike.

You shall game.

[omegaprime9774]

To paraphrase the wrestling theme..."I am the ball...and I want to play."

[Sensei kakashi]

During the night... A change occurs...
After the light... It breaks free...
Ready to fight... Something about justice!
It is... the Cat Ball...
Duna duna duna duna Catball!

With its evil swishy tail of doom! Hissss!

I dont think thats what this game needs... even though it would ake a great sitcom. "Marsha... who broke the vase? What dad? It was CatBall!" *laugh track*
I know! What if the ball stays dead and now we have to find a way to bring it back to life! I can see it now...

"I will cast raise dead on it!"
The ball knew you would do this and issued forth a counterspell. While you were busy trying to figure out how much mana you had left untapped the ball stayed where it was because it was still dead.

Yeah... good times... good times...

[Ryuzaki]

Alright, alright, with :pope: permission, this thread be resurrected.

CJS has resurrected the ball, and made him a pirate.

It's now a Pirate Ball. Same Rules apply.

Try to kill the ball! Be Creative! Go!

...the newly resurrected pirate ball awaits it's pathetic enemies....

[stolin]

I sit on the ball.

[Ryuzaki]

@stolin: The Ball being a Pirate now smells really really bad. You can't take the smell anymore, and jump off a cliff and kill yourself. You are dead

...the ball laughs and drinks some rum...

[Friend Mairsil]

i continue to feed mass into the ball, trying to choke it to death, with universe size pieces of a metal alloy that is made to have complete density. thus filling in every spot within the sphere. with i guess chokes its supply of pope-like powers.

[Streetz]

Streetz eats the ball while fortified with Darksteel Garrison. :D

[Ryuzaki]

@FM: The Pirate Ball stares at you and wonders what pope you are talking about? The Pirate Ball watches as you kick stolin in the chest...and stolin being a master at "The Way of The Pope" holy kicks your face, sending you into a bench. You are dead and completely missed the pirate ball.

@Streetz: The Pirate Ball gives Streetz diarrhea, and while going to the bathroom, the Pirate Ball comes out while Streetz falls off the Toilet. You are dead. The Pirate Ball says to eat more fiber, and drinks some more rum.

[Oblivion]

I present to the Ball.....Rum mixed with 10 M concentrated sulphuric acid which is strong enough to melt most metals!! There, that ought to teach 'em!!oneone!!1

[Michael_Zeora]

MZ looks at the ball. looks in his pocket finds three shillings, gives it to the ball and says, "Go have fun."

[Ryuzaki]

@Oblivion: The Pirate Ball offers Oblivion some rum too, too bad it was the same rum Oblivion offered him, The Pirate Ball switched them with his own rum while Oblivion was tying his shoe. The Pirate Ball drinks his normal rum, while Oblivion chugs down his little mixture. You are Dead The Pirate Ball smiles half drunk....

@MZ: The Pirate Ball slightly bows his head. The Pirate Ball buys a small pistol with one shot, and shoots MZ in the foot with the one shot. Then throws the pistol at your face knocking you into shark infested waters, that you could have swam out of had it not been for your foot injury. You are Dead The Pirate Ball remembers he doesn't like shark soup...

[Saint Jimmy]

I hire a hitman to tie the ball to a ship that a kracken is about to eat!

[Ryuzaki]

@SJ: Too bad for you The Pirate Ball knows the hitman, and they are great friends. The Hitman instead ties you to the ship, where the kracken comes at you and splashes water, coming near inches from your face and stopping. You shriek in terror. The Kracken spits all over you, then backs away. You are confused! You realize you're in a Disney attraction and people think you're a robot! Every 20 minutes this kracken will come at you just as in Pirates of the Caribbean 2. You suffer like this until you hit the back of your head on a pole killing yourself. You are Dead The Pirate Ball helps CJS clean his room.

[Niv-Mizzet_Rulez!]

I chalenge the ball to SMBM. *I beat the ball in one hit with samus. He has no lives left*

[Ryuzaki]

@NMR: The Pirate Ball is confused...wait, no he's drunk. Seeing as how he's still drunk, he doesn't feel any pain, and is still alive. He throws a rock at samus and points to NMR. Samus very angrily stops fighting and kills NMR. You are Dead The Pirate Ball and Samus drink tea and wave CJS off as he goes to work for 8 hours!

[Devious little fox]

The ball gets stuck in a bear trap

[Ryuzaki]

@ Wolverine: The Pirate Ball takes the bear trap off of it and chucks it at your butt, you run around screaming into a pole....You ar- Then you're electrocuted violently seeing as the pole was near a power plant. Yo- then you get hit with a cannonball....You are Dead. The Pirate Ball laughs at CJS for getting himself into watching "Bring it On" with a female co-worker monday morning....
The Pirate Ball: XD
CJS: :paranoid:

[Friend Mairsil]

i start a stroy and never end it, thus boring the ball to death

[FrycHiKn]

Ok so here is the deal...

Believing that the ball is drunk, I gently invite that to a chicken dance-off.
So, I performed correctly but the drunk ball dances erratic. Get stucked with the bear trap and desintegrate with O's acid

[Ryuzaki]

@FM: The Pirate Ball actually enjoys your story, and as you continue saying it, realizing you will never end it, you lose your voice....The Pirate Ball realizing you aren't going to talk anymore, shoves the book down your throat. NO happy Ending this time sorry Walt Disney... You are Dead The Pirate Ball goes to watch Pirates 1 again.

@FRY: Anyone knows any dance is best done whilst drunk. The Pirate Ball's erratic moves gives him the 1st place victory. While they asked for an encore. The Pirate Ball moved erratic all around your face. Spilling acid all over your chicken. You are Dead. The Pirate Ball takes his trophy home and places it by the others while smiling.

[Friend Mairsil]

damn that ball.

HA i teleport the ball into a blackhole, thus crushing it to nothing.

[Saint Jimmy]

then i put that ball in a box. THen i put that ball in a nother box, and then i mail that box to myself...and when it arrives i smash it with a hammer...!!!

[Your Worst Nightmare]

HA i teleport the ball into a blackhole, thus crushing it to nothing.
You do know blackholes are tied to white holes, right? Black holes are like entry points, and white holes are exit points. Shove something into a black hole and it will simply appear on the other side of the universe. Sure, it will take a long while for it to return, but I thought you were meant to kill the ball... :paranoid:

I have nothing to do with the ball. It sits where it should, I sit where I should, and the universe's fragile equilibrium stays balanced.

[Ryuzaki]

@FM: The Pirate Ball laughs, as black holes are the best roller coasters in existence! The Pirate Ball comes back through another black hole on the return trip, he comes at earth at ludacris speed (if you've seen spaceballs, this is the same speed XD) and he hits you in the foreward, drilling a hole through you. you are Dead The Pirate Ball jumps about listening to MSI while thinking about how fun the black hole rides are!

@SJ: The Pirate Ball just sits there, enjoying the free transportation back to where he started. When the hammer hits The Pirate Ball the force of physics causes the hammer to go backwards at three times the velocity and hits you in the face knocking you out. You are Dead The Pirate Ball throws the hammer at your corpse and spits on you. Arrrrrr!! :arr:

@YWN: The Pirate Ball takes a cannonball and shoots it at ywn. You are Dead The Pirate Ball goes to sail sea.

[Your Worst Nightmare]

I SAID, the ball stays QUIET, and the universe has a better chance of seeing the next dawn. Cram that into the ball's little mind, will ya?

[Niv-Mizzet_Rulez!]

I stab the Pirate Ball with a sword. Then i burn CJS's Pirate's movie posters. Because i'm that evil. Then i throw the ball in lava.Then i fly away to steal CJS's rum.

[Sensei kakashi]

I write the ball into my next book giving it a lot of cool lines and an endorsment deal with Nike... Then the pressure of fans and meetings and sponserships crush it while it tries in vain to deal with its wife and kid and its post tramatic depression syndrom and alcoholism... Poor sad little ball... I almost feel sorry for it...

[Mrayner]

I Kill CJS and absorbe his essence thus becoming the NEW and IMPROVED ball

[Friend Mairsil]

i kill myself before the ball can do it again.

HA **** you ball you wont get me this time

[Ryuzaki]

@YWN: The Pirate Ball uses deep philosophy on you, talking about how rocks do more bad then guns do.....you're so overwhelmed that your brain cells commit sepuku...also for very poor wages :paranoid: like mexico... You are Dead
The Pirate Ball sells your organs for some money. :D

@NIV: The Pirate Ball just looks at you, and tilts it's head....then it watches as you burn the duplicate poster.....the poster was dripped in highly flammable gas.... you explode before you have time to Drop The Pirate Ball in lava...and since you are Dead you can't steal no rum! The Pirate Ball and CJS drink rum all night long!

@SK: The Pirate Ball hired someone to do his job for him while he just sat here planning a way to kill you. As his new doppleganger worked he eventually killed everyone he knew, the fake wife, fake kids, producers, agents...fans....and then he sent you an e-mail, and you caught a virus and slowly died while listening to "Barbie girl" 57 times in a row.....You are Dead The Pirate Ball watches Crank...

@Mrayner: The Pirate Ball does a bullet time jump in the air while thinking "Is it possible to Kill CJS?" The answer coming up as "No, you can not kill CJS, the worst you could do would be to send him to Davy Jones locker, and that already happened." CJS throws The Pirate Ball at your face knocking you into a lake of rum....you get drunk and drown. You are Dead The Pirate Ball takes a swig from the lake and spits it on the ground. Yuck...Bloody Rum...

@FM: The Pirate Ball eats dough nuts while watching you try to kill yourself. The Pirate Ball convinces you that there is so much more to life, and that you just won the lottery.....as Fm reconsidered his suicidal thoughts and actions and smiled...The Pirate Ball cut his head off.. You are Dead The Pirate Ball gives all the money to Bill Gates.....

The Pirate Ball craves more creativity...

[Friend Mairsil]

GOD DMAN YOU BALL, even when i dont try to kill you you still kill me...damn

[Niv-Mizzet_Rulez!]

I give the pirate ball $5. Then i give CJS lots of Pirates stuff. Then we go out and drink rum. okay not me. I'm not old enough to drink.

[Ryuzaki]

@FM: The Pirate Ball slaps you, you cry like a little girl. The Pirate Ball then puts his finger on your shirt, you look down...TPB then stabs you with a sword several times.....You are Dead TPB laughs as everyone falls for the finger on shirt, stab in chest gag....

@NIV: CJS, TPB, & NIV all go out drinking rum and having fun, we spend the $5 on more rum....and we get so drunk that we play "Whose the most drunk..." Whoever pulls the trigger first on them self wins! NIV had his big chance to get in with CJS and TPB and shoots himself in the crotch, then head., You are Dead CJS and TPB laugh as they win another game of "WHOSE MORE DRUNK..." and drink more rum....

[Niv-Mizzet_Rulez!]

I come back from the dead amd gp to a magic card tournment with CJS and The Pirate Ball. I get first, the ball second, CJS 181st out of 60.:p

[Artifactor]

I throw the ball into a black hole where you are torn down into a singlarity.

[Ryuzaki]

@NIV: TPB and CJS and NIV look at the results....and oh what do we have here ? - CJS NIV - *Snicker* looks like you can't play magic! TPB - .... CJS - you said it! CJS' name isn't spelled "Niv-mizzet rulez!" What the! Niv, you cheated! TPB gets upset and throws 100 magic cards at you, cutting you to pieces...I hope you like getting a hellbent demonfired for 100!!!! You are Dead CJS and TPB celebrate their Victory as 1st and 2nd place and go sell all the cards and go pick up girls!

@FM: "Originally Posted by Friend Mairsil
HA i teleport the ball into a blackhole, thus crushing it to nothing."
You do know blackholes are tied to white holes, right? Black holes are like entry points, and white holes are exit points. Shove something into a black hole and it will simply appear on the other side of the universe. Sure, it will take a long while for it to return, but I thought you were meant to kill the ball... :paranoid:

You slowly read the quote, and it fills within your body, TPB waves his hands in front of you....and you get dizzy...."How could I be so unoriginal, how how could I COPY someone else's Bad idea?! " You get all sick and throw up....TPB breathes on you and you fall off the ship and hit a bunch of rocks. You are Dead TPB sighs at another uncreative attempt at mutiny...

[Friend Mairsil]

i teleport the ball into a diffenet plane where his powers are drawn upon to create more of the essense that powers the cosmos. now this plane is almost like ours just they need a hell've'a alot more power, thus his essense is drawn away, killing the ball before he even knows whats happening.

ha ha take that you god damn ball

But I have mod powers. haha!

[Artifactor]

I'll beat the ball with a sock full of rusty wood screws and bolts

[Friend Mairsil]

But I have mod powers. haha!

-The Pirate Ball
just evil

[Syphon]

I put the ball in a bag and throw it into the ocean tied to a few dozen rocks. Nobody will ever see this damn thing again.

[Maleficent]

I plague the Ball with an extremely potent Phyrexia-grown Ball-eating flying semi-living goo (though only living in that it's partially intelligent and "wishes" to consume the Ball), which exists soley to eat, dissolve, and utterly destroy the Ball within a matter of nano-seconds, will follow it to no end, is indestructible in all its gooeyness, and is completely useless against anything other than the Ball. Also, I surround myself with the stuff so if the Ball comes near, it dies. Horray for Engineered Plagues :p

The thing I hate about this game is that it's not really a game, as there's no way to win :/

[Friend Mairsil]

true but its fun to see how he kills us :D

though its not fair now that he has mod powers

[Ryuzaki]

@FM: The Pirate Ball uses his newly founded Mod Powers to TEMP BAN YOU FOR THIS ONE POST! While in withdrawl from MDV you scream and hiss, losing your breathe, you can't take it, you don't have a life anymore....what's this? Someone is at the door, oh no...IT's! ...artifacter! asking for a cup of sugar! What?!

@FM & Artifacter now: The Pirate Ball jumps out of your screen like in The Ring and *censored by the FCC* You both are Dead...The Pirate Ball goes to talk with the FCC....

@SYPHON: Being a Pirate Ball TPB easily gets out of the bag because you can't tie a knot better then a "cunning" pirate....and swims to the shores....TPB takes all your research and any thing you accomplished in your life and manifests it into a sword, and he thrusts it down your throat, coming out another end....You are Dead TPB takes out the sword and sells it to Yezz for a nickel....

@MAL: TPB laughs, as TPB has mod powers and is a realist, so random hoo-hah made up by mal unaffects him....unlike TPB Mal completly believes he has surrounded himself with goo, it's actually maple syrup....just as Mal tries to get out of the goo, TPB throws him in a cement mixer and hits the switch....slowly killing him in the most unimaginable twisting sensation known to man...You are......wait for it....wait for it *turn* wait for it....ah....You are Dead....The Pirate Ball plants your statue in the park of MDV....:D

@FM again: The Pirate Ball rolls back and forth over you, again and again and again...You are Dead....

@FM trice: TPB takes some rum and pours it all over you, then hands you a brand new cellphone from japan....you are happy and jump around....you hear the phone ringing TPB is calling you from Sweden! Answer it answer it! The Rum didn't taste good, because it was GASOLINE!!! The cellphone ignites a small spark that goes off, setting you on fire and burning you to ashes...you are Dead

The Pirate Ball laughs and explains that you can kill me, but you have to be more creative then that.....a simple run-through me with a sword routine won't work....go back before I was a Pirate Ball and watch how they killed me!

[evilrabbitman]

i enter the pirate balls mind and annoy it for the rest of eternity or till it commits suicide

[Ryuzaki]

@ERM: TPB's mind is filled with dark thoughts of how to kill you, where the rum is, and now you....you are so overwhelmed by the mind that you go insane....tpb has a brain storm and you are caught whirling in a vortex of anger, frustration, sadness, fear, and regret....you slowly become a spec of nothing as your corpse goes with all the others that the Pirate Ball has killed....you are Dead The Pirate Ball thinks its' time for some more rum!

[evilrabbitman]

i stare at the ball till it get s bored and dies

[Saikann]

i feed the ball poisoned rum

[Niv-Mizzet_Rulez!]

I stuff the pirate ball down CJS throat.

[Saint Jimmy]

i slap the the pirate ball silly

[Ryuzaki]

@ ERM: The Pirate Ball having really no eyes that "you can see" you're not sure where to look, or where it's looking. Your eyes get dry, and you close them for hours. While you're doing this, TPB whacks you in places you can't see or want to see......TPB finally gouges out your eyes just to save you the trouble. You are Dead TPB puts eye-drops in.

@Sai: TPB has slowly poisoned itself over the years building up an immunity. TPB also gives you some rum of poison, and says cheers! You both drink it and You start laughing saying that you poisoned his rum! TPB laughs and you fall over. You are Dead TPB drinks more poisoned rum! (Yes this was a bad reference to "The Princess' Bride" :) )

@NIV: TPB would've gotten indigestion, but alas CJS was out today and looking for more rum. So with nothing to shove down TPB's throat. TPB takes an empty bottle of rum, breaks it off your head then shoves the broken glass down your throat. You just sit there trying to scream if your voice box wasn't cut up, we would all hear you and probably go deaf....You are Dead TPB Jams out to sanctuary... :)

@S-J: The Pirate Ball slaps you back, and you go on for minutes. Guinness book of records comes to congratulate both of you for lasting the longest in a slap fight. As you grab the trophy with TPB. TPB Rips off one of the diamonds and fashions it into a sharp point, mounts it on the bottom of the trophy and brings it down upon your head, implanting within your mind. You are Dead TPB laughs at this is similar to how the term trophy wife came to be!

[MaxfireXSA]

I'm the god, I shall destroy the ball with my spell the "Great Wrath of God" where the "Great Wrath of God" cannot be countered, according to the rule text.

Great Wrath of God :4mana::w::w::w:

Sorcery Rare

It cannot be countered.

Destroy all creatures, It cannot be regenerated.

"All the zombies must die to end this destruction.-Akroma, Angels of Wrath"

And BOOM! The ball dies.

[Ryuzaki]

The ball simply tells Venser to bounce your spell off the stack and then the ball cuts off your hands so you can not play anymore. While you're losing most of your blood, the ball takes your own card and cuts off your head. You are Dead

[MaxfireXSA]

My card that the ball steal it makes the ball dizzy. And I'm still alive with my regenerations to connect my head, to my neck.

Uh oh, ball, I'm the god of the regenerator. And I gain 100 life. Now is my turn, and now I'm refresh right now, and you cannot kill me, because I can regenerate myself very quick. Take this!

Send the ball to the black hole of golgotha(sacrifice), and the ball cannot get out of the black hole of golgotha(sacrifice) and now he was destroyed, sacrificed.

And now I gain 60 life. Victory is mine.

[Ryuzaki]

You do not continue from your last attempt at killing the ball.

You start over every time you die. Your post is ignored because it does not follow the rules, go to page one and read the rules. Also, this is MDV, so using cards to kill the Ball isn't original so try a new approach.

[Friend Mairsil]

i give the ball a radio that only plays MCR and a razor, then lock it in a dark room, so that he may slit his wrist and die from his own self made wounds.

[MaxfireXSA]

Time freezed the ball, if the ball counters my time freeze, the ball will freezed for a very long time. After the ball were freezed including the time, I shall turn the ball into a stone with my medusa's touch during a time freeze, then I break the ball into pieces when the ball was turned into stone.

[IgnoblePiety]

I attempt to kill the ball with certain members' failed attempts at typing in English.

[Ryuzaki]

i give the ball a radio that only plays MCR and a razor, then lock it in a dark room, so that he may slit his wrist and die from his own self made wounds.

The Pirate Ball having no actual ears, doesn't hear MCR, instead takes the razor and shoves it into FM's eye....twice. You are Dead.


Time freezed the ball, if the ball counters my time freeze, the ball will freezed for a very long time. After the ball were freezed including the time, I shall turn the ball into a stone with my medusa's touch during a time freeze, then I break the ball into pieces when the ball was turned into stone.

The Pirate Ball instead commandeers your Time freeze, freezing Maxfire, since you're frozen, The Pirate Ball slowly rips off each limb of Maxfire's then chucks the corpse into a pit. You are dead.


I attempt to kill the ball with certain members' failed attempts at typing in English.

The Pirate Ball uses it's own pirate language and slang and quickly confuses IP so much so that he bites off his own face. You are Dead.

Alright, this thread is half-dead and that's fine. The next person in the next few days with the most creative way to kill The Pirate ball will gain this thread as the new controller, and will create a new theme ball. So hurry up and find a great way to kill The Pirate Ball.

[Streetz]

And the ball lives! :)

I will stair at it until it succumbs to my unblinking eye. :D

[Ryuzaki]

The Pirate Ball rips off Streetz' Legs and bashes him in the face until he puts up the Voting Polls.

You are Dead

[ThunderHog]

*takes the smart route*

I offer The Pirate Ball a large cache of rum in an effort to befriend it. :D

[Ryuzaki]

*takes the smart route*

I offer The Pirate Ball a large cache of rum in an effort to befriend it. :D


The Pirate Ball accepts the large cache of Rum, then takes the empty Rum bottle it was holding and smashes it across his face.
You are Dead The Pirate Ball takes another bottle and opens it, happily smiling at the new cache of Rum it has.

[Bobsterbeino]

I take the pirate ball and launch it into space, and after a while it begins to come back into orbit, melting in the atmosphere.

[gamerpunk666]

@fmcutting wrists doesnt hurt.....


i take out my gravity hammer and play golf with that pesky little ball, any attacks made on me are negated with the hammer!

[MaxfireXSA]

I pray and meditate, and the ball gets a huge headache and the ball gets aggravated, then the ball gets a nightmare where I was inside the ball's mind with my dreams, and the ball will have a nightmare about the his lost families, his lost friends, and his lost masters, if that doesn't work, how about this then, "Dignity of Doom", and the ball will get very aggravated and have a nightmare about the "Temptation of Sorrow and Rage" where I can released the "Dreams of Horror, Sadness, and Aggravation" into the ball's mind. The ball are severely aggravated and upset where the ball's mind goes out of control, the ball starts to cries harder and harder with they're huge headache, and suddenly the ball's memory and they're dreams were collapsed and destroyed, and the ball dies from the nightmare, dignity, and aggravation.

[ThunderHog]

I challenge the ball to a friendly game of tic-tac-toe - what the Pirate Ball didn't know was that I rigged the board with a bomb. Once a mark is made, BOOM. Of course, I offered for the ball to go first.

[Sensei kakashi]

i roll the ball down a burk turn... >.>

[Ryuzaki]

I take the pirate ball and launch it into space, and after a while it begins to come back into orbit, melting in the atmosphere.

Sadly, The Pirate Ball is made of material not yet discovered by man, actually the Pirate Ball becomes so Cold, it's mass doubles and crashes through Bobsterbeino's brain. You are Dead


@fmcutting wrists doesnt hurt.....


i take out my gravity hammer and play golf with that pesky little ball, any attacks made on me are negated with the hammer!

The Pirate Ball zooms by from that atmosphere trip, G6 spots it, and knocks The Pirate ball far beyond sight....G6 shouts in joy! I did it, I did it! and starts a party!


I pray and meditate, and the ball gets a huge headache and the ball gets aggravated, then the ball gets a nightmare where I was inside the ball's mind with my dreams, and the ball will have a nightmare about the his lost families, his lost friends, and his lost masters, if that doesn't work, how about this then, "Dignity of Doom", and the ball will get very aggravated and have a nightmare about the "Temptation of Sorrow and Rage" where I can released the "Dreams of Horror, Sadness, and Aggravation" into the ball's mind. The ball are severely aggravated and upset where the ball's mind goes out of control, the ball starts to cries harder and harder with they're huge headache, and suddenly the ball's memory and they're dreams were collapsed and destroyed, and the ball dies from the nightmare, dignity, and aggravation.

The Pirate Ball shoots through the air, stops. Stares at Maxfire, and prays to a jug of Milk, the jug of milk kills Max with cancer. You are Dead


I challenge the ball to a friendly game of tic-tac-toe - what the Pirate Ball didn't know was that I rigged the board with a bomb. Once a mark is made, BOOM. Of course, I offered for the ball to go first.

Sadly, the Pirate ball also switched the tic tac toe with a regular one, so when he puts an O in the middle, you wonder what the hell happened, so you hit the board, knocking the O in, which was actually a button, where did the Pirate Ball go? Sk stole the Pirate ball, leaving TH to his doom. 3....Boom, TH goes up prematurely...You are Dead


i roll the ball down a burk turn... >.>

The Pirate Ball has lots of fun, Sk never really figured out what a burk turn does, and since SK is on burk turn property that is NOT his, because he didn't give CJS' the SOUL! it's CJS' Deed! The Pirate Ball activates the security system and "some cat" comes out and kills Sk with the most annoying smallest, scratches all over his body. You are Dead

The Pirate Ball waits for something more creative while hovering back to the partying G6 who he stabs several times with his ole cutlass. You are dead Ha, thought the Pirate Ball forgot about you...wrong....

[Bobsterbeino]

I buy a playstation 3 and buy the power puff girls game, this game was actually coded with the playstation 3 destructo bot code and tranforms the playstation into a... Destructo Bot.

I then unleash its fury upon the pirate ball

First the Playstation begins to hover in the air and create clones at its sides, those clones attach themselves to the pirate ball and self destruct.

Afterwards the playstation dive bombs the ball picks it up and slams it into a cliff at supersonic speed, then bombards the area with nuclear missles, shoots it with mounted mini guns, and lights it on fire.

After all this, it summons bobsterbeino, who has been taking mass amounts of steroids, to flatten the ball, he does so, but then rages on the playstation as well, destorying it, Bobsterbeino then goes insane with roid rage, turns big and green and eats the pirate ball, then pukes it up.

The army begins to unleash a massive attack on bobsterbeino and he simply puts the pirate ball infront of it all and runs, creates a black hole and sucks everything and anything into it.

(Bet ya didn't know steroids could do that.)

Afterwards on the other side, he creates 2 more black holes and places the pirate ball perfectly in the center, the massive amount of gravity rips him and the pirate ball in half.

We are both dead.

[MaxfireXSA]

I have a fire power when my hands, feet, and my whole body are all fire resistant, and I super kick the ball to the black hole, if the ball grabs my foot, I use my another foot to kick the ball, if the ball grabs my another foot, I use my super flaming karate chop to the ball's top of the head and cracks the ball's skull in half and breaks the ball's brains in half and the ball dies.

[gamerpunk666]

The Pirate Ball zooms by from that atmosphere trip, G6 spots it, and knocks The Pirate ball far beyond sight....G6 shouts in joy! I did it, I did it! and starts a party!

are you serious? i beat the pirate ball, better yet the first person! this is totaly going in my sig

[Ryuzaki]

G6, you are dead, you did not beat the pirate ball, you hit it with said gravity hammer, and it came back and killed you.

@Bob: The Pirate Ball offers a glass of water before you start rampaging, and after you drink it, realize you have to go to the bathroom, you explode from the pain your steroids have caused you so much so you explode again. You are Dead

@Max: The Pirate Ball just goes under water and splashes max, splashing his flame out, and all his body warmth, you freeze to death. You are dead

[MaxfireXSA]

I got inside the sun and now I use my maximum power to brighten up the sun. Now I have the sun brightened up and the sun were now very very bright that it burns and melts the pirate ball's eyes and it penetrates through sunglasses, and now I use a completely explosive blast with the sun and burns the pirate ball away where it burns the pirate ball's skin, bones, and organs. And now the pirate ball were gone because the pirate ball were burned away.

The pirate ball were gone.

[Bobsterbeino]

Um... i'm gonna assume the pirate ball, being a ball... has no eyes, skin, bones or organs.

[ThunderHog]

*constructs a superior Pirate Ball then pits them in a battle to the death against one another* No more mister Nice-Guy from me!! *evil laugh*

[gamerpunk666]

i turn myself into an exact copy of the pirate ball. every move he makes i can return it 10 fold.

and btw, i said all attacks were negated with the gravity hammer, it came back looping it into an infinite golf game.

[Ryuzaki]

I got inside the sun and now I use my maximum power to brighten up the sun. Now I have the sun brightened up and the sun were now very very bright that it burns and melts the pirate ball's eyes and it penetrates through sunglasses, and now I use a completely explosive blast with the sun and burns the pirate ball away where it burns the pirate ball's skin, bones, and organs. And now the pirate ball were gone because the pirate ball were burned away.

The pirate ball were gone.

Arrr, the Pirate Ball motions you to listen to Bob as he's speaking the truth. You...now out of energy, just lays there, helpless as the Pirate Ball clubs him to death, then shoots him 6 times. You are Dead


Um... i'm gonna assume the pirate ball, being a ball... has no eyes, skin, bones or organs.

The Pirate Ball pushes you into the water, where sharks eat you violently and horribly. You are Dead


*constructs a superior Pirate Ball then pits them in a battle to the death against one another* No more mister Nice-Guy from me!! *evil laugh*

The Pirate Ball and The Pirate Ball 2 who prefers Larry realize that they are very similar. They both realize they want the exact same thing, to Kill You. So The Pirate Ball and Larry...Team up to do more damage to Thunderhog then is physically possible, Dual shooting to the knees, face, and chest. Then both repeatedly beat him senseless with the back sides of their empty pistols until TH lays there senseless. You are Dead Larry waves goodbye as he goes off to kill more and more people, TPB and Larry drink together while knowing they'll meet again.


i turn myself into an exact copy of the pirate ball. every move he makes i can return it 10 fold.

and btw, i said all attacks were negated with the gravity hammer, it came back looping it into an infinite golf game.

Just because you say something does this, doesn't mean it will work; think how stupid this game would be if anything you said goes. It's to easy to say, "I"m god, I kill said ball, I win" the end, it would be stupid.

10 years after G6's illogical speech, Larry decided to come back to see The Pirate Ball and realizing that G6 was a horrible replica, both decide to beat up G6 except they each broke his legs than beat him senseless, keeping him barely alive just to watch the Crows pick out his eyes while the sharks eat his broken legs. You are Dead

[MaxfireXSA]

In the story of Ninjas VS Pirates.

http://tracksuitceo.files.wordpress.com/2007/08/ninja-versus-pirate.png?w=251&h=129

I'm a real ninja just like him.

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I have my clans with me spread around in the dark. Now the pirate ball were all alone in the dark, because all the pirate ball's crew were slaughtered by my student ninjas, including I just take out the brute of the pirate ball's crew. And the pirate ball were alone in the dark without any help by many people because all people were inside and sleeping. One of my student ninja in my clan throws a kunai at the pirate ball, and if the pirate ball shoots a kunai, a shurikens came by right behind the pirate ball and if the pirate ball shoots many shurikens, but there's 7 shurikens thrown, and if the pirate ball use a slow motion time to shoot all shurikens, the shurikens are so fast thrown for about over 100 mph, and the pirate ball didn't have enough time to shoot all the shurikens and get hit by a shurikens. Now the pirate ball gets ticked off and 10 shurikens thrown right behind the pirate ball, and if the pirate ball use a slow motion time, then the pirate won't gonna have time to shoot all the shurikens and gets hit by more than 3 shurikens at the pirate ball's face, because one of my student ninja throws 10 shurikens more than 120 mph. And now the pirate ball's face were bleeding, and suddenly the pirate ball use more than 2 guns in his hands which he use his feet. And now my student ninjas got an idea that the pirate ball use more than 2 guns including using his feet. Over 30 shurikens thrown for over 150 mph that the pirate ball won't gonna have time shooting all the shurikens, and gets hit more than 9 shurikens at the pirate ball including I just thrown 5 kunais very fast over about 175 mph right behind the pirate ball, now the pirate ball has his slow motion time very low that I can tell all of my student ninjas to throw many shurikens and the kunais about over 350 shurikens and 200 kunais thrown at the pirate ball about over 200 mph, the pirate ball were lowed health, and suddenly if the pirate ball use a slow motion time or a time freeze, the pirate ball won't gonna have time to shoot all the shurikens and the kunais and gets hit by many shurikens and the kunais and the pirate ball were killed. And now many of my student ninjas assassinate the pirate ball by slicing and dicing the pirate ball while charging and slicing the pirate ball over 1,000 mph, and I'm last to finish off the pirate ball by jump slicing the pirate ball downward and the pirate ball were sliced into pieces.

[Bobsterbeino]

I create a pirate cube, The resulting awesomeness of having a pirate cube, and ball, in the same place, make the universe implode.

[Unity]

I wake up from my dream and realize there is no such thing as a pirate ball, or a ball!!!

[Kozy]

@g1234, the ball is so hot that it burn your hands off as soon as you touch it. You bleed out and die.


Problem. Tisk Tisk, Stolin, you're sloppy. Something so hot as to burn your hand off immediately would cauterize any wound. A cauterized wound does not bleed.

Here's (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cauterization) Proof. Under Cauterization in the past. If you any is too lazy to read said link. I'll paste the important part.

"Cauterization was used to stop heavy bleeding, especially during amputations. The procedure was simple: a piece of metal was heated over fire and applied to the wound. This would cause tissues and blood to heat rapidly to extreme temperatures in turn causing coagulation of the blood thus controlling the bleeding, at the cost of extensive tissue damage."

Read it and weep, Stolin. By my counts the ball should be dead.

[Bobsterbeino]

Well, We're on a different ball now though.

And it might cauterize but rip the skin off and still bleed, it happened with my dirt bike muffler once.

[Kozy]

Thank you for clarifying. Yes that does seem possible, i suppose. Embarrassed to say that I just realized that the post i was quoting was from around a year ago. :o

[Devious little fox]

Ummm I (as me meaning Wolverine) walk Right up to the pirate ball and pull out its batteries :D

[Ryuzaki]

The Pirate Ball is dead...

Discuss...even though I honestly don't think this would do much or as stolin intended. With a Pirate ball so crazy, and almost no weakness it'd be something obvious, and batteries works for me.

I think this thread is done now, cause stolin was the only one who had the full idea for this game, eh I don't know but it's up to wolverine, it is sad to just find out you die regardless of how good it is the first few times, and eh..

Yeah great job wolverine, partly i didn't want to keep replying, and it's been long enough to decide a winner, and partly no one really did the battery thing...yay.

[Devious little fox]

:ahhh: :omg:Omg I beat the Pirate Ball :dropjaw: :woohoo: ok now I know some of you feel like this > :furious: right now but this is a :drama: so just join in my party cuzz I don't know what else to do :violin::band::violin:

[Ryuzaki]

I think it best we just let the game die as is. There are better games to be made.

Well-played Wolverine.