Ready Aim Fire Round 9.3b and a half!

[Sensei kakashi]

Hello my duckies! I was just thinking to myself, where can people go to senselessly kill each other for fame and glory and the chance at the title "Still alive"? The answer? the RAF tourney duh!
Some rules I believe:
1) No spitting off the edge.
2) You send in some one to target. You can target someone else, yourself, or no one.
4) If You target yourself and someone targets you, they die and you live. If you target yourself and no one targets you, you die. If you target someone else then they will die unless they target themselves. savvy?
4b) Do not feed the sheep
For those who need help, Here's how targeting works:
Player A shoots Player B: B dies, unless B targeted himself. If B did target himself, then A dies.
Player A shoots himself: If anybody targeted A, that player dies. Otherwise, A shoots himself and dies.
Player A shoots nothing: If anybody targeted A, then A dies.
There were rules O.o I had no idea...
Anyways... I know Im forgetting something...
OH YEAH! I need people to kill each other
So come on, join up. meet new people, have a goot time, drink some punch, punch some babies :paranoid: , and finally kill each other!

[guest1234]

Um., I target Sensei Kakashi. Now what?

[reapandplant]

/innniness. now buy me all those P9 cards you promised me:
http://www.nedermagic.nl/zoeken_snel_respond.asp?special=p9

[Zack_Wilder]

I'm in.

[Ryuzaki]

I'm in...anddd safe! :paranoid:

hah i am allowed :ahhh:

Muwahahah!!! :devil:

[Sensei kakashi]

Sorry It looks like Ive forgotten a few rules.
First off. You do not target in this thread. You will pm me (omg people will talk to me!!! :dance: ) your target after the game has begun.
Second. The game will begin after we have a few more people.
Third: CJS is not.. grrr... fine he can join...
SO here are the lists so far:
Dead:
SK- I miss him dearly.. *mourns*

Alive:
To many people to count... a few billion i believe.

Alive and in the game you moron:
Oh sorry thats quite a few less...
CJS
Zack_Wilder
reapandplant
guest1234
Saito Hajime
DarkRequiem
Saint Jimmy
Your Worst Nightmare
Death by birdy

Lets see some more people join up! Ill wait till Friday and see where we stand!

[Saito Hajime]

How 'bout me getting in and butt-kicking CJS off of his throne? Sounds good? Then I'm in.

SK, If you want some...umm...'help'...just check out the RAF8 thread. I posted everything over-exactly.

[Sensei kakashi]

Yeah I took some of it from there But Im pretty sure Ive said everything I need to... ok just a couple (8) more people and(8) we can(8) WILL YOU CUT THAT OUT!(sorry) ... Just a few more people and we can start! Woot for bloodshed!

[DarkRequiem]

Count me in.

[Sensei kakashi]

Ok 6 people! More more more!
Must.. have.. more!
Remember, dont send in your targets until I say its begun! We are still recruiting memebers right now! Ill probablly wait until saturday or sunday to begin targeting seeing as how finals are coming up!
So go tell your friends to come here and die!
And then you will die...
and then me..
Fun times!
Woot...
><

[Saint Jimmy]

Me me I'm in!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Sensei kakashi]

Ok i say three(8) more people and we can start up!
so call your friends, call your neighbors, call your pets, call your room mate jj!! JUST CALL SOMEONE! then shoot them in the back like the true RAF person you are!

[Your Worst Nightmare]

*walks into the room and proudly anounces himself*

WAZAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!



Or in a more formal way:

Run for your life. Run in fear. I am the grim specter of death. I bring with me the apocalypse; the end of this contest as you know it.


Either way, FINNALY someone restarted this. I'm in, and will try to gather the rest of the hardcore players. Can't promise anything though...

[Sensei kakashi]

Woot for the help of a dream! Soon everyone will be trapped in my fantasy world!
Im amazed at how well that worked out...
More more more and we can kill others!
If need be ill join up :paranoid:
I promise I wont cheat :P

[Ryuzaki]

Someone ^x2 has to fix the NNP raf, before ywn takes over with his...dang you MAL, GET ON IT!!!

*EDIT* OH LOOK WHO POSTED, LOSER FACE!!!!

[Sensei kakashi]

We should get mal to join this...
and yezz...
and the other old players...
Not that they are old.. just they used to play this...
wheres RP?
It wont be a RAF without him...

[Samuel L. Jackson]

yo im in but due to my extreme self loathing ill probably just repeatedly shoot myself :D

[Zack_Wilder]

Since I hate people who hate themselves, I'll shoot you too! XD .

[Samuel L. Jackson]

woooo i wonder if i can change my tag to moving target :D

[Sensei kakashi]

OK People time to send in your targets! Since we have 9 people I feel obligated to join in the fun, however Im already dead thanks to the unfortunate... soul.. incident...
Anyways. Please send in your targets. if youve already sent one in, send in another. and.. um... remember the golden rule.. not in the face!
Happy killing!

[DarkRequiem]

So, we need to send it again?
And I think you should do a post with all the participants. :P

[Sensei kakashi]

There is a post with all the particapants in the previous page but for those of you like me who are lazy/ think its only fair others do things for you here you are:

Alive:
CJS
Zack_Wilder*
reapandplant
guest1234
Saito Hajime*
DarkRequiem*
Saint Jimmy*
Your Worst Nightmare*
Death by birdy*

Dead:
Sensei Kakashi*

(*= target recieved)

Remember you must send in a target evn if you have previously sent one in. Remember more people have shown up since then so you have more fish to choose from. I'll see how fast we can get every ones target in.

[Your Worst Nightmare]

I really miss Relentless Poker... I'll have an Ice Tea in his honor.

BTW, target sent.

[DarkRequiem]

Sent too.

[Sensei kakashi]

Ok ill give the others another day then send them a pm... then wait some more and have a cookie!

[Samuel L. Jackson]

ummm cookies and ice tea before a day of mindless slaughterXD ,heres to you relentless poker i hardly knew ya(no seriously i have no idea who you are:paranoid: ) but oh well it gives me an excuse to drink ice tea:alright: wooot
oh and btw target sent
some1s getting pwned:punch: ,and that some1 will probably be me:ohnoes:
but i dont care because im gonna smoke like an emo kid now :smokin:

[Your Worst Nightmare]

Relentless Poker? No one special really, just the guy who won two consecutive RAFs without ever shooting. Not once!

@DarkRequiem, nice banner.

[Ryuzaki]

I miss The_general_Public and Twinkee.....:( Before the Great Anneximnes days...Twink, Ein, and Annex were the powerhouses of question answering answerers.... TGP was just someone cool....:( CJS misses them !!!.... I SENT MY TARGET YOU IDJIT!

[guest1234]

So will you reveal who shot whom, or is that a secret?

[Samuel L. Jackson]

yeah lets see some bloodshed im getting anxious:)
as quoted by Rail "first to die"

[Sensei kakashi]

Still waiting for Guest's and CJS's targets...
Oh and of course Reap's but.. yeah... im not expecting that one anytime soon... lazy...

[DarkRequiem]

Yeah, it would be cool to know who killed who.
Also, how long does it take for everyone to get killed, usualy?

@YWN, yeah, I know. Scion made it for me. Thanks anyway. :)

[Samuel L. Jackson]

guest and cjs both said they sent theirs sk mayb somethings wrong wit your message box or sometin

[Sensei kakashi]

Maybe, however i know I havnt gotten them So I sent them pms to let them know. I hope we get this rolling soon. If not Ill have to declare them dead.

[Samuel L. Jackson]

declare them dead......you can do that ?????????........omg your my new best friend watch as i bow to you :bow: :bow: :bow:

[Saito Hajime]

Actually he can't or at least should. That would take out much of the gae'S fun. Additionally RAF isn'T meant to last only two weeks and be over again. give them time, SK.

[Sensei kakashi]

Dont worry Ill give them time!
*loads shotgun*
1....2....3....

[Your Worst Nightmare]

Additionally RAF isn'T meant to last only two weeks and be over again.
One can clearly tell you weren't here during the first few RAFs...

[Saito Hajime]

That'S correct, I wasn't. But still it's more fun when more time is involved. Because it's not liek those other 3 seconds games.

[Sensei kakashi]

The little town of Ivalice. The most bounty infested city in all of the planet Gunsmoke. Its streets are littered with old posters of wanted men and women. Like any other day, its starts with a gunfight over a bounty. However in this town, its normally the mark that walks out alive.
Saint Jimmy sits at the bar drinking a cold glass of Ice tea. The sun outside is hot enough to fry an egg on something not very hot or useful in cooking. He barely glances at the two men that walk in out of the heat. They calmley walk past the six odd people in the bar. Their eyes set only on Saint Jimmy.
Death by birdy: We finally caught up to you demon. Time for you to pay.
Zack_Wilder: This ones been evading us for way to long. The crap we've been through to catch him is finally gunna pay off. $$60,000,000... Enough to make a king.
Saint Jimmy: It wont go that far split in half my friend...
Saint Jimmy stares into the mirror above the bar. He grins at the look of confusion on Death by birdy. As Dbb whips out his gun, SJ angles his upward.
Saint Jimmy: bad Choice in partners mate.
Smoke erupts from all directions. The echos of the shots fading into one. Dbb lies dead. SJ bleeds from a bullet wound in his back, His life saved by his quick wit in deflecting Dbb's bullet with one of his own. He turns around to face Zack who has his gun angled at Dbb.
Zack_Wilder: Its not like I was going to share with him anyways. Now its your turn demon.
As Zack points his gun toward SJ, one of the others in the bar stands up. A gun can be seen smoking from under his cloak.
Your Worst Nightmare: It seems like I shot the wrong one. If you were gunna finish him off I didnt have to waste my bullet. Oh well no harm no foul. Now Im taking this mark so back of-
His words are cut short by the crack of a crossbow. YWN slumps over on the ground with a bolt through his heart. Saito stands up and calmly walks toward the exit, his revenge finished. As he reaches the door, he steps aside to let in Guest. Zack's eyes buldge at the site of him.
Zack_Wilder: You? But I thought you'd died? How in the world-
Zack didnt even have time to turn his gun before a blade was sticking through his neck.
guest1234: It seems like we're working together yet again SJ.
Saint Jimmy: It does seem that way. But if you'll excuse me I have palces to be, people to see, stuff to steal.
SJ Leaves the bar with one hand covering his wound. Guest steps up to the bar to order a drink.
Outside in the dusty steets two rivals stare each other down. CJS readies his revolver while DarkRequiem pulls out his 9mm beretta.
CJS: arrg...
DarkRequiem: Whatever dude..
They quickly raise their weapons toward the targetad let off a shot each. CJS's hits the target dead center while Dark's hits a little left.
DarkRequiem: No way! Dang you win again! I hate these stupid targets!
Dark throws his gun on the ground letting off another shot, it hits dead in the center of the target dislodging CJS's last shot. Both shots ricochet off a post and hit CJS in the head. However, they glance off of his gold tooth and head straight for Dark. He has no time to avoid his untimely death.
The coroner takes the body to the mourge where it is placed next to the bodies of some of the world's greatest RAF players. The mortition looks at the body and grins. It may not be RP, but it will have its uses. Reapandplant slides the body into the holding cell, grabs his gun, and walks away.
And Sk lies dead in the gutter. Aparently he shot himself in the head way before this round had gotten started. Poor chap...

Death by birdy: I target Saint jimmy.... that foo is going down

Zack_Wilder: I try to call death by birdy's bluff. I shoot him.

Saito Hajime: The evil ones have to go first. Thus I load my magical crossbow with five bolts, each one charged with another kind of magic, and aim directly at Your Worst Nightmare.

Your Worst Nightmare: I don't care about that damn rule, I shoot Death by birdy IN THE FACE!! REPEATEDLY!!!

DarkRequiem: I aim CJS.

Saint Jimmy: I shoot myself in the foot!

reapandplant: i nick relentless pokers supply of ice tea.(AKA do nothing)

guest1234: I instruct you to fire Zack_Wilder, please do so, thanks!

Captain Jack Sparrow: *makes shooting gestures at his head all freaking day long*
Alive:
CJS*
reapandplant*
guest1234*
Saito Hajime*
Saint Jimmy*

Dead:
Zack_Wilder
DarkRequiem
Your Worst Nightmare
Death by birdy
Relentless Poker
Sensei kakashi*
(*= target recieved)

Ok all... exciting match.. so those of you who are alive please send in targets, those of you who are dead, please donate yourself to science, and those of you with money please send it to 11245 Dogwood Cir. Eagle River, AK 33459 thanks!

[guest1234]

That was fun. Okay, next target: reapandplant. There's no room for pacifists in this town!

[Sensei kakashi]

Pssst.... you pm me... NOT POST IN THREAD!...
*cries*
Maybe if i had been a better host none of this would have happened...
*goes to throw himself off a cliff*

[Samuel L. Jackson]

hehehe Sk you just posted ur adress on the internet, perhaps it would be better to let some1 else check your mail for awhile as i have some rabid birds whom i believe would love to meet you

[Sensei kakashi]

Who said its my address?
Wait delete that before CJS sees it! He'll ask me to check his mail...
:paranoid:
Perhaps I've said to much...

[Your Worst Nightmare]

RAR!!



(Not all ghost posts have to make sense...)

[Sensei kakashi]

True.. i mean look at mine! I have never made sense even when I was alive... Now that im dead ive made so many not sense posts tis not even funny anymore... well it is to me.. anyways.. three more targets to go! LEts get them in guys!

[Samuel L. Jackson]

its a showdown(tumbleweeds not included)

[Relentless Poker]

Oh snap I overslept... :(

[Sensei kakashi]

NOW YOU SHOW UP!
Man... you know what? Im adding you to the dead people...
Yes its all fun and games with me ha ha ha!
Woot im a hoot...
Rhyme!
Point for me...
Two more people and we have yet another blood bath!

[Your Worst Nightmare]

Are they dead yet?

[Saito Hajime]

Question: What's going on here?

[Samuel L. Jackson]

Sk went Awol on us and the Game is put on hold apperantly

[Sensei kakashi]

Hey im back after the long and arguous journey to Michigan...
Ok not back yet.. just hijacking a computer for a few minu- OMG what was that sound!
Crap im caught...
and to make matters worse.. im still waiting for two people to send in targets...

[reapandplant]

saw this, remembered, and sent in my target:S

[Ryuzaki]

I will send my target when you CALL YOUR MOTHER!!! the other one, no not mine, or yours, the one you live with, cause your "brother" told me on msn if you don't you will be a dead man! ahahahhahah

:paranoid: how was michigan are you back, wait where are you? xD

[Sensei kakashi]

Ok only waiting on CJS, i get back in late tomorrow. Ill stop by his house and kick his [rhymes with bar] then jump in suprise when his car alarm goes off till he gives me his target!
:paranoid:
Nobody read that...
-Edit-
Ok everyone sent in their targets so lets get this party started!

The five "people things" stood in a circle. Each holding a small handheld gameboy AC adapter plug in their hand. The object of the game... slam it into your head! Guest, being young, nieve, and, for lack of a worse word, stupid (note: insane works well here too), quickly slams it into his right temple. As the blood gushes out of his head and he slumps to the ground the other cant help but laugh. What a noob.
Each of the four remaining players eyes dart quickly around. CJS's land on those of SJ. BEing the only two guys present that are known by a few letters, they felt a small connection between themselves. They were two of the same. Brothers (or in CJS's case sister.. oh snap... i went there...)! Twins even! The calling of two complete strangers twins sent Reap over the edge. Only he could be known as the twins! HE went through all that work for the avy and sig! He thought up the idea! He remembered he left the oven on! But he also knew he wanted to win this game and get imunity! So he carved out his insides with the small metal plug thingy and slammed it into his brain! He too slumped over defeated. CJS grinned. His plan worked well. Then he ran away! Cause, you know, thats what he does.
SJ, seeing CJS run off, decided to win the game his own way. So he stepped over to Saito and looked at him. Saito knew he had to slam the plug into his head, but he was showing doubts. SJ grabbed the hand with the plug in it and slammed in into saitos head. SJ's blood ran from the wound in Saito's head. The plug fell to the ground, followed by SJ. Saito looked around and sighed. They should have used the new Wii instead. It would have been less messy.
RESULTS:
Espers caught:
Belias, the Gigas
Mateus, the Corrupt
Zalera, the Death Seraph

Gil earned:
146,468

Still alive:
CJS (go figure)
Saito (I got 50 bucks on this guy)*
(*=sent target)

Dead:
Everyone else...
and Sk...
and RP...

Lets all have tea!

[guest1234]

Ha, I slammed myself first!! I win! Hahahahahaha! Oh wait. I'm dead. I think I'll shoot myself. *bang* hmm, no effect. Oh well, it was fun while it lasted. Farewell everyone, and can't wait to see the showdown.

[reapandplant]

50 bucks on saito.

[Saito Hajime]

Seems I'm the new favorite. So I'm the one whose job it is to pack all my guns, cannons and stuff, aim them at CJS and blast him away from the throne he sat on far too long now...
Chances are 33% my projectiles come back at me, 33% CJS gets blasted and 33% nothing happens. We'll see, we'll see....

[Relentless Poker]

Is the remaining 1% be that I win? :D

[Saito Hajime]

If you want it to be, yes.

So where's that friggin' captain. Hiding or what. Bring it on, man!

[Ryuzaki]

I have to work on a few things before I can make my decision alrighty then!

XP

[Samuel L. Jackson]

I think theyll probably just both shoot Sk (thats the other 1 %)
I Got 50 bucks on Cjs because ive learned from experience that the inadequate always seem to win :P

[Your Worst Nightmare]

Well I vote Relentless Poker's 1% change gets the upper hand! XD

[Ryuzaki]

YWN underdogs can't win if they're dead :paranoid:....

Well Vote: No Lynch Come on do we really need violence?

:devil: Of course we do! Bwahahahhaha

[Your Worst Nightmare]

Nuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu uuu!!!!

Damn Tekk, he has infected another person with his perverted disease... He must be erradicated once and for all!!!

[Sensei kakashi]

Hmmmm... i suddenly have the urge to get a new avvy...

Anywho...
Lets all kick CJS cause he wont give me his target!

[Ryuzaki]

....wait wait kick me AFTER you kil tekk for his infection of SK! he has gotten SK with his dangerous disease!! NUuuuuu!!!! :ahhh: we're infected!

[Sensei kakashi]

Im not infected.... much... for too long.. have been.. going to meetings about it.. more of an addiciton...
*cries*
its true!

[Your Worst Nightmare]

Why don't you just write the round's outcome as if CJS's target was no one (since he failed to send his target in due time)? And if he doesn't get killed during that round, you "modkill" him for not sending his target. Easier, and better for everyone, no?

[Saito Hajime]

Yeah, good idea. I'm with you on that one, YWN.

[Sensei kakashi]

I told him ide do that...
And... he still has no target.. ill IM him real fast and edit this in 2 sec...
-EDIT-
Hes.. um.. not on messenger....
-EDIT AGAIN-
Ok got him and forced out a target...

The setting: An abandoned store house!
The wager: Eternal life!(Until you die at least)
The catch: You must kill your best friend!
The players: Joey and Micky!
Catch it next on, The Catch! America's top new game show!

Currently on RAF... ten players started. I think.. might have been 8..
Anyways.
The final showdown begins...
Saito, the first challenger ever to stare down the champ and not cringe from the smell, stands in one corner of the McDonalds play pin thing of balls. The champ, CJS, waits in line to order a kids meal, no pickles.
The line moves slow. Saito starts jumping around and enjoying himself. CJS rereads the menu. A minute passes. Order 195 is called. CJS has changed his mind. He does want pickles after all. Saito heads to the play slide. CJS finally makes it to the front of the line. The cashier takes his order. He gets a diet soda. Saito gets to the top of the slide and stares down the tube. Looks fun. He jumps. CJS bites into his burger. Its good. Saito lands. CJS eats some fries. Saito's mom comes to pick him up. he goes home happy. CJS continues to eat.
Tune in next week for maybe a dramatic conclusion of RAF!

[DarkRequiem]

Same here. As long as he gets dispatched anything goes!!!

[Sensei kakashi]

Um... ok...

Anyways please send in another target you two.. you procrastinators.. you do nothingers... you weinies!
sorry about that im just upset for lack of bloodloss..
*stabs self*
ahhh.. that feels better... wait... ouch...

[Your Worst Nightmare]

@Sk, is your banner supposed to mean something to me?... :paranoid:

@Saito and CJS, :mad:

[Ryuzaki]

XD i knew that would happen, saito if we keep this up, no one will ever be alive ever again, so cheers? XD

:paranoid: Hey sasori's 1% might still get a chance! xD

[Sensei kakashi]

OK!
First off:
@YWN: Maybe :paranoid:
@SK: Shut up loser
@ everyone else:

The final round finally begins! Chuck Norris takes out the blue meanie with a flying kick. However optimis prime is right there to step on Chuck. Meanwhile Jackie Chan and a teletuby fight to the death while...
Lets skip ahead...
Saito and CJS stand amits the death and destruction that is our planet. Zombies rome the world... Only those with a zombie plan will survive. Saito builds an arc and loads two of every food stuffs into it. CJS sits in a tree drinking rum... who will outlast the other... who will win... who will fall out of the tree? Its CJS! He has done it... fell right out... onto a zombie... wow... hes getting eaten... ouch... OMG his head came right off... and his blood is white... wait... its a stuffy doll! I dont believe it a stuffy doll! That means the real CJS... was... a stuffy doll?!?!? No way... Hes deisqualified! That means Saito wins! WOOT...
CJS: Wait just a minute here buster! Im not a stuffy doll Im a real boy!
SK: No your not your a wooden puppet!
Saito: (shouting from arc) Did I win?
SK&CJS: NO!
CJS: I want a recount!
SK: Ok... lets see here... 48 for Saito... 5 for apple pie... 15 for me... and 48 for CJS... so.. saito wins!
CJS: Dang I know your lyiing but I suck at math...
Saito: Hey me and him tied...
SK: You idiot...
CJS: We did? Man I need to practice... 2+2 is what... 7?
SK: Ok heres how we will decide this.
Sk grabs a pistol and puts in one bullet. He puts it on the table and sits down.
SK: Ok we will play a little game to find out who wins.
CJS: Oh boy I love this game!
CJS grbs the gun, puts it to his head, and pulls the trigger. The gun explodes and CJS falls down dead.
SK: (putting head in hands) I was gunna say we have a race to get the gun and kill the other... not shoot ourselves... idiot...
Saito: Wow... did I win?
SK: Yeah... Unless I kill you first and take the title for myself!
Saito: wait? What??
Sk pulls out a katana and runs at saito.. unfortunitly a lot of zombies jump on him and start eating his flesh.
Saito: Oh.. gross...
Saito runs and hides in his arc as Sk battles the zombies.
SK: Get off me Marvin! im dead same as the rest of you!
Marvin: Arrrgggaaammmm
marvin eats SK's ear.
SK: OUCH! You son of a-
This continues for a while... So long in fact round 10 starts. So go sign up!

[Ryuzaki]

YOU SUCK!

Dang I lost right, you didn't announce offically, he shot nothing didn't he....crap bad metagame, something told me to shoot him again, or was it nothing, nah it was him again, stupid instincts, goes to do something*

[Sensei kakashi]

Yes the winner is:

SK!
:paranoid: actually its Saito...:paranoid:

[Ryuzaki]

Yes the winner is:

Saito!
:paranoid: actually its not SK...:paranoid:

Ohhh he won, gotcha, Good Game sir, but you won't win the next round if it kills me, cept it wo'nt! bwhahahahaha! :paranoid:

[Your Worst Nightmare]

What about Relentless Poker and Sasori?... :(

(BTW, nice text Sk. XD)

[Saito Hajime]

So that's it? That easy? I think I#ll keep my throne a bit. Go get signed up for round ten and then get wasted again. By me, suckers! MWAHAHAHA!!!

[Sensei kakashi]

Yes.. however Im sure rp and me will give you a run for your money...
*loads gun*
I might even steal the round 11 hosting position...
AFTER I WIN!
HA HA HA HA.. *cough*... HA HA HA