Confucious says

[§cIoN]

this is a thread i thoughtwould be fun....
basicaly just start your sentence with, "Conufucious says,..."
then type a saying that makes sense yet is funny...prverb style...

I start:
Confucious says, " Man who bites finger nails, should not scratch ass...."
like so...keep it fun people and please dont let this thread die.

[DarkRequiem]

Confucious says, "Don't bite the hand that feeds... it might be filthy."

[§cIoN]

Confucious says, " Man who fart in church...is sitting in his own pew..."

[Einsteinmonkey]

Moved.

[§cIoN]

Confucious says, " Man who fish in other man's well....often catch crabs...."

[Saito Hajime]

Confucious says: "The deeper you dig, the higher you go."

[§cIoN]

this one is a little more crude but funny non the less

Confucious says, " Your virginity is like a bubble...one lttle prick and it's all gone..."........"hooooommmmmm"

[The_Defiler!]

Confucious says, "One who runs after cars get exhausted".

[Saito Hajime]

Confucious says: "Don't get lost in windy arguments but let the matter drop."

(Originally by Shakespeare and best placed in a restroom.)

[§cIoN]

Confucious says, " Man who eat many prunes....is going to get a good run for his money..."

[The_Defiler!]

Confucious says, "Couples spooning leeds to forking..."

[§cIoN]

Confucious says, " Baseball makes no sense...man with 4 balls cannot walk...."

[The_Defiler!]

Confucius says, "Man who stand on toilet high on pot"

[§cIoN]

*gets down off of toilet*

Confucious says, " Man who run in front of car, gets tired...Man who run behind car, gets exhausted...."

[The_Defiler!]

I sort of said that one already...

Confucius says, "Man who go to sleep with itchy butt, wake with smelly fingers..."

[§cIoN]

sry i didnt see it...

Confucious says," it takes many nails to build a crib...but only one screw to fill it..."

[The_Defiler!]

Confucius says, "War do not determine who right, war determine who left."

[DarkRequiem]

Confucious says: "Man who spends too much time working will get better paiment and a pair of horns."

[The_Defiler!]

Confucius says, "Crowded elevator always smell different to midget..."

[The_Defiler!]

Hello?... What happened to this thread?


Confucius says, "Eat, drink, and be merry, for tomorrow you might be labeled a terrorist..."

[DarkRequiem]

Confucious says: "Man only needs woman to get empty wallet and lots of headaches."

[Luthervamplord]

Confucious says: "Naked man walking through rotating door is going to Bangkok!"

[Michael_Zeora]

Confucius says, "Wisdom is like poison, for little amounts make you stronger, too much at once, and you'll end up on a big stick."

Oh yeah, I know, I'm taking it back

[Samuel L. Jackson]

Confuscious Says, "i cant beleive that one day these idiots will listen to what i have to say"

[Zulaustzabgaud]

Confucius say "Existence is nothing with out existing"