Alphabetical senario

[Zulaustzabgaud]

Ok here is a simple game were i give a place and problem and each sectence must begin with the next letter of the alphabet and after 50 posts if the problem is solved then the problem changes if not then the place
Example
place: 20,000 leagues under the sea
Problem: toilets won't flush
Starting letter: X

person one: Xylaphone i hear a xylaphone
person two: Yeah i do to
Persone three: Zak the toilet is clogged
47 posts later
person six: umm i found the plunger but i think we are heading towards a giant sea doughnut
person four: Very good you finally got the plunger but i thought sea doughnuts were extinct

Remeber keep it funny but not rude
Lets begin
Place: Cruise ship
Problem: there is an alien on the ship

Captin! Captin there is an alien on the ship!

[DarkRequiem]

Drumond, what are you talking about? An alien???

[Zulaustzabgaud]

Everytime we meet must i remind you that me name is not Drumond?!

[DarkRequiem]

For my own sake!!! Stop argueing about your name, Drumond and tell me what was all that about!

[Zulaustzabgaud]

Great I lost my train of thought what was i talking about?

[The_Defiler!]

How the heck should I know? I just got here and... OMG! Look! What was that!

[Zulaustzabgaud]

I think it is the alien sir. *turns to the Captin* Surely, something can be done.

[The_Defiler!]

Just a moment Ensign, I'm getting my harpoon gun. Leutenant!, get the grill ready! Drumund, do you think this alien tastes anything like Kalimari?

[Zulaustzabgaud]

Kalamari how can you be thinking of food at a time like this Sargent Flakkey. Oh, that's not a harpoon gun thats my arm can you let go?

[Niv-Mizzet_Rulez!]

What it he dosn't want to?

[Zulaustzabgaud]

Let go please and doesn't any one read rules or know the ABC's goes a,b,c,d,e,f,g,h,i,j,k,l,m,n,o,p,q,r,s,t,u,v,w,x,y, z and not a,b,c,d,e,f,g,h,i,j,k,w,l,m,n,o,p,q,r,s,t,u,v,x,y, z?

[Niv-Mizzet_Rulez!]

(oops. When i read the rules that part confused me. I didn't understand what you ment)
Maybe the alien has candy. Lets steal it.

[Zulaustzabgaud]

Now let's get this straight *yanks arm away from Sargent Flakkey* The captian, Ensign, is missing Sargent Flakkey thinks my arm is a harpoon gun and you want to take candy from the alien!?!?! and you are?

[Niv-Mizzet_Rulez!]

O I am comander of the closet on deck 3 of the ship. I got that tital from a cerial box.:p I really am an under cover agent from the Department of Guys who are Random all day long. Or DGWARADL. :paranoid: But keep it under your hat.

[Zulaustzabgaud]

Please forgive me commander but i think that we had better keep our distance and put on these tin foil hats *hands out the hats and puts one on*

[Niv-Mizzet_Rulez!]

*yelling @ the Alein*Quit danceing on the cealing you darn candy mongering alien! *taking with the group* Well the hat are fashinalable(sp?).*Puts it on*Now i sugest we send some randomly placed convened person to try to comunacat with the alein. Like that fat guy with a shirt on which say "I am convently place here right now".*Points to guy* Your thoughs on the matter?

[Zulaustzabgaud]

Right will that give us time to get to the convinently located weapons room around reply #35?

[Niv-Mizzet_Rulez!]

Should. As long as that fat guy dosn't insult the aleins mother. If we survive this i'll make sure we sent some random honor to his wife. Which he probally dosn't have and if he dose insted we will draft her into "The highly dangerest experamental science lab group". And if he has kids. We'll sell them on ebay. Because that just what the government dose.

[Zulaustzabgaud]

That sounds like a plan easier said than done maybe we should bug him so we can listen in on the conversation while we take Srgt. Flakky and his "harpoon gun" and the captin through the air ventilation system to the weapons room and then sink the ship taking the captin and alien with it

[Niv-Mizzet_Rulez!]

Um i think that the fat guy should be bugged like you said. But we should also place some explosives on him. You never know when a human bomb will come in handy. And as for the rest of the pepole on borde who are alive. They know too much and don't have any signifegence as of right now so they are expendable.

[DarkRequiem]

Virus! I think we should kill the alien with a virus. Something like the flu virus. I bet he doesn't have the flu in his homeworld and such virus would destroy his immunitary system very easily.
*cof-cof*

[Zulaustzabgaud]

What are you thinking? The more dead the better as I say oh that that fat guy only weighed 130 pounds before i inserted the explosive gel in his sleep so he is already a human bomb *laughs manically* ahh this is going to be fun lets bug him and leave him to speak to the alien

[DarkRequiem]

Zulaustzabgaud, you did what? Poor guy. You shouldn't have done that!
I could always just cof on the damned alien.
Also, do we know the alien's a foe and not a friend?

[Zulaustzabgaud]

Xylaphone bomb you mean! WXYZ not WZXY! argh!!

[The_Defiler!]

YAWN!!!... ok, I'm up... so what'd I miss? *Looks around, then looks up* Ahhhh! That aliens still here! ...wait, why is it hanging from the ceiling?

[Niv-Mizzet_Rulez!]

Yo-yo's! We need yo-yo's to use a wepons. Or we could degise our selves as yaks to get ther undetecded(sp?).

[DarkRequiem]

Zulaustzabgaud, grab him from behind!!! Take him down while we run away!!!

(sorry for that, I don't know where I had my mind)

[The_Defiler!]

Alright... oh, wait... I'm not Zulaustzagaud. Never mind, I'll be one of the ones running away. :ahhh:

[Saint Jimmy]

But Zulaustzagaud has mysteriously disappeared...run away!!!!!!!:ahhh:

[Niv-Mizzet_Rulez!]

Cannon, We need a cannon. A cannon will blow him up.

[The_Defiler!]

Darn! We don't have a cannon. But I do have this very flamable hairspray and 3 matches. Now what?

[DarkRequiem]

Everybody, this way!!! *points towards the tunnel where the alien's hidding while he runs the opposite way, closing the door behind him and sealing that tunnel on everyone's back*

MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!

[Niv-Mizzet_Rulez!]

For the love of. That coward. I will make sure his taxes get raised after this. But he did give me an idea. Hey mister alien. That guy who just went in that tunel insulted your mom. You should go after him and kill him. *alien goes after dark*

[DarkRequiem]

Good, good!!! Come, my little pet and leave them to rot in this space hole.

[Zulaustzabgaud]

How the what the where am i what is the name of Yawgmoth is going on!?! and why are we not at the weapons room by now!?!?!?

[The_Defiler!]

I thought you were going for the weapons... I don't nead any, I've got my trusty hair spray! Now, can someone tell me what I'm supposed to do with it?

[Zulaustzabgaud]

Jeez why didn't you say anything about hair spray and i have some tape O.o

[DarkRequiem]

Jingle bells, jingle bells... Spray everyone into hell...

Muahahahahah!!!! You're all trapped there. ;)

[Niv-Mizzet_Rulez!]

Kangaroos! O sorry i though that fat lady over there with the cheese hat was a kangaroo. My mistake. But While you where all argueing i went to the wepons room and got a katana. Fear my blade. And my ninja powers :ninja: .

[DarkRequiem]

Lord! They are after my pet!!! No, don't!!!

(damn, you had to post same time as I did, Zulaustzabgaud?)

[Niv-Mizzet_Rulez!]

Maybe we should throw Dark over board. It seems he is allied with the alien. If we don't get rid of him he'll be lieablity(sp?) later.

[DarkRequiem]

Now, you don't want to do that, do you?

*aims a spoon at you*

[The_Defiler!]

Oh I think that's a great idea Niv, or is it Ensign, or whatever your name is in this alien saga. After all, Dark's proving to be a liability (sp!) now!

Maybe he's an alien in disguise and that other one's his wife or something... or maybe I've even got their genders wrong?

[DarkRequiem]

Please, don't think that of me. I'm the male here!

*throws the spoon at Niv, ricochetting on the Defiler and then runs off*

[Zulaustzabgaud]

QUACK!!! i am a duck great disquise eh? *attemps to sneak away*

[Niv-Mizzet_Rulez!]

Really? Let have duck for dinner then. But right now we have to use this Spinich to destroy Dark. Everyone know spinch is everyones weakness.*throws spinich at dark* And as for the duck. I'll just my katane to get you.*charges at the duck*

[The_Defiler!]

Stop Niv! The duck isn't the alien, the alien is the alien, and Dark seems to be his/her/it's husband/wife/whatever! Everyone, after Dark! Charge! Let's have alien kalimari for dinner!
*turns in the direction Dark went, pulls out can of hairspray and charges*

[Niv-Mizzet_Rulez!]

That sounds logical. Save me a tentecal! *charges after Dark with a platform shoe*

[Zulaustzabgaud]

Umm.... i think i see an island over there *points in the direction the boat is heading* and have we forgotten about the human bomb right next to the alien *pushes a button* ok we have about 10 minutes to get to a place atleast 20 meters away from the fat person.

[Saint Jimmy]

Vamanos!!!!! Run Run...*pooshaboom*(bomb explodes) the alien is in pieces. Now lets go get Dark *runs after Dark.

[Niv-Mizzet_Rulez!]

Wow. I didn't think the alien would die so easly. I guess i can't take the alien back to the lab to be eaten.. I mean examined. I guess well just eat...I mean examin darks dead body when we are done with him.

[DarkRequiem]

Xandria, nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ooooooooooooo!!!

Revenge is best served cold! You're gonna pay for that! *throws a bouncing rubber ball at his foes and covers his eyes while running away backwards*

[Niv-Mizzet_Rulez!]

Yo that is not cool. I'll have you mounted on a plague for this. *dodges ball and chases after dark with a plunger*

[Zulaustzabgaud]

ZONKS!! like there are pirates heading towards us!

[The_Defiler!]

Alright! Maybe we can trick the pirates to get aboard our ship, we'll sneak onto theirs, and then we're off to the tropical island in the pirate boat and the pirates will be trapped with Dark on this boat. *sneaks off to hide behind a crate, waiting for the pirates to come on board*

[Niv-Mizzet_Rulez!]

Better work or i'll have the government raise your taxes.

[DarkRequiem]

Can you repeat that? Raise them even more? Did I hear you well?

[Halinn]

Dastardly devils! The government can hardly raise the taxes any more, it being upwards of over 60% here!

[Niv-Mizzet_Rulez!]

Elementry my dear tax payers. The government is evil and corupt so they only care about themselfs. Where do you think most of the taxes go. The governments direct employes like my boss.

[DarkRequiem]

Frustration overrules the world.

[Halinn]

Greedy capitalists! Should the taxes not be 100%, after which you will all get your equal share?

[Niv-Mizzet_Rulez!]

Ha. Those who don't have a job like mine wouldn't understand the gov. Of course i don't either. But thats because they are all crazzy.XD O look the Pirates are about to borard(sp?) :arr:

[Halinn]

I'm tempted to disagree with you, but not fathoming what it is you, with a lack of eloquence, said, I won't.

[Niv-Mizzet_Rulez!]

Just hide everyone but dark. The pirates will be here when T is suposed to be the next ledder.(That should be 10 posts.)

[Zulaustzabgaud]

keen minds to think of that but what if i said that i still had the tape?

[Niv-Mizzet_Rulez!]

Let me be the first to ask. What tape?

[DarkRequiem]

Moronic pirates took my bait and are bording the wrong ship. Muahahahahah!!!


[Now I ask, talking about pirates, shouldn't CJS be somewhere around?]

[Niv-Mizzet_Rulez!]

No! I just noticed the Pirates are accualy in a UFO. How odd that we didn't notice it sooner.
[He should]

[DarkRequiem]

Probably there was some kind of error with this script.

[Zulaustzabgaud]

QUACK!!! i am a duck again!!

[The_Defiler!]

Rediculous! If you were a duck you wouldn't be able to type in english. And now I know Dark is an alien because he doesn't even know that the letter "O" comes after "N", not "P"!

On a side note, if the pirates came in a UFO, then they're aliens too so lets steal their ship, fly to their world and bomb it from orbit.

[DarkRequiem]

Say what? Damn, I did it again. I should stop posting that late in the morning!

[Zulaustzabgaud]

Tarnation! the pirates are here!!

[Niv-Mizzet_Rulez!]

Uhhhhh....Is it me or dose the captin of the ship have fire for hair!?:ohnoes:

[The_Defiler!]

Very much so... who'd have thunk that Ghost Rider was really an alien pirate space ship captain... oooh, that sounds like a great premise for a fun movie, but I digress!

[Niv-Mizzet_Rulez!]

Whats the plan on how we take the ship? I was thinking the kind where we use some idiot to destract them then we borde the ship and take off leaveing the idiot behind with the aleins.*looks at another randomly convenitly placed person with a shirt on saying "Me dumb" on it*

[The_Defiler!]

Xylafones work great for distractions, but since we don't have one, your plan sounds just as good. Wait a minute... *looks around and doesn't see anyone wearing the "me dumb" shirt, then looks down at his shirt* ...oh crap! No, no, bad idea Niv!

[DarkRequiem]

Yes, yes, yes, oh yes, yes, yes, god yes, yes, yes!

[Niv-Mizzet_Rulez!]

Zebras!!!!!!!!!! Oh sorry i mistook that convently place box on the wall saying "Pull for disdraction in case of Alien Pirates" for a zebra. Well i quess my first plan dosen't work so good. Unless maybe dark wheres the shirt. But what are we going to do now.

[DarkRequiem]

Alright, I know you're all waiting on me. Well, wait no more, my friends. I won't save you.

[Niv-Mizzet_Rulez!]

Better yet lets use that box thing i saw in my last post. and maybe we should just kill dark. I mean no one desevis to be stuck on a ship with him.

[DarkRequiem]

Cheer up and tell me why is it you're so bitter towards me.

[Zulaustzabgaud]

Dang nab it this is going no where fast *pushes a button reading "Push this for no reason" and a a random pile of rubber ducks drop from the sky landing on the pirates* yay distraction *grabs a rubber duck*

[Niv-Mizzet_Rulez!]

Everyone but dark to the ship. And if dark gets on shoot him with this harpoon gun i just found in my pant poket.:paranoid:

[DarkRequiem]

Fork! That's one big fork you're aimming at me!!!

*looks at the scariest harpoon he ever saw*

[Zulaustzabgaud]

Great this is a hoples situation and how did that harpon gun fit in your pocket?

[The_Defiler!]

Holy mother of sacred Neanderthals! Niv, are you just going to stand there aiming that thing at Dark or are you going to shoot? *quickly turns and runs toward the UFO ship and slams face first right into one of the pirates...*

[Niv-Mizzet_Rulez!]

I was accually planing on doing some DDR but i guess I have to save the day again. *Yell at top of lungs* Hey look hot naked alein chick on the bottom floor of the ship.*the Pirates start to run their, as they are running they are killing each other.* Works everytime.

[DarkRequiem]

*just sneaks away as everyone looks towards the pirates*

[Niv-Mizzet_Rulez!]

Karabu!*fires harpoon at dark and it goes though his chest and where his heart would be if he was a humen.* O by the way its covered in bacon fat. CRAB! *runs into the space ship with the katana out and ready.*

[DarkRequiem]

*laughs at Niv and looks down at his shadow body shapechanging and expelling the harpoon*

[Niv-Mizzet_Rulez!]

Man i can't beleave it. They get great reseption on this alien tv. And thank goodness these controls are in english. Now to start this ship. Anyone whos not an alien get on now or be left behind to be eaten by the aliens. Or be annoyed by dark for a long time.

[The_Defiler!]

Niv... uhm, that's not a TV, that's a targeting system and Dark is in the bullseye right now... oh, well then, where's the "fire" button?

[Niv-Mizzet_Rulez!]

O. Well i guess thats even better. Man i can't find that darn fire botton. All I see is this big red flashing button with the word "FIRE!!!!!" on it. God only know what that botton does.

[DarkRequiem]

Pffffffffffff!!! I can't believe it! They don't like me anymore.

[Niv-Mizzet_Rulez!]

Question to those on the ship. Did we ever like Dark?

[DarkRequiem]

Realy, I thought you wouldn't turn your back on me after all I've done for you.

[Niv-Mizzet_Rulez!]

Serious. The only thing you did for us was try to get us all killed, and leave us behind. Isn't that what we are doing back as revenge too.

[DarkRequiem]

Tibursiu, attack Niv!!! He's getting on my nerves!!!

[The_Defiler!]

Uh oh! Niv, just hit that darn red flashing big button! Quick, before Dark's space lizard Tibursiu crawls up your pants leg and raises your voice an octive or higher!

[Niv-Mizzet_Rulez!]

Very rude of you. I think i'll just blow dark up with that bomb i place on his back. I am glad that it dosen't blow up but electrcues the victum till it know they are dead. And if they some hoe come back to life it shocks them again. And as for your lizard i glued to the back a one of the Pirate aliens. And replaced it with a snail.

[DarkRequiem]

Wow, calm your horses! Nothing with such a shape is alowed to be placed on my back or anywhere else, you hear me?

[Niv-Mizzet_Rulez!]

Xtermination is enebital for you alien. *activates device, and Dark is electrued* :electric:

[The_Defiler!]

You go Niv! But wait, just a question here... how do we know that electricity will hurt Dark? Maybe his kind thrives on electricity and we're just giving him a free lunch...

[Niv-Mizzet_Rulez!]

Zoro! Sorry i though i was Zoro for a second. We if his kind dose like it. Its programed to blow up if its host is not dead in 5 min. Then it some how breaks the laws of physics by still being in one peace while Dark will be in 123 pecies.

[DarkRequiem]

Ararar. I doubt you can hurt me that way.

[Niv-Mizzet_Rulez!]

Be slient or I'll release Michal Jackson on you when he is in a horny mood.:getdown:

[The_Defiler!]

Crap! Not Michael Jackson! Oh Niv, you're just too horrific... But since we're trying to get rid of Dark, why not.

[Niv-Mizzet_Rulez!]

Dude, i am going to release him now. RUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!*release MJ, and starts the ship*:getdown:

[DarkRequiem]

Enjoys watching MJ running after the minors on the MDV forums.

Damn, Niv. Didn't you knew he only enjoys children? He's a pedo, not a homo.

[Niv-Mizzet_Rulez!]

F***. I knew i forgot some thing. O yeah. *pulls out a ray gun and fire it 20,000 times at dark* Dark is now 10 years old in human years. *MJ sees you and gose after you*

[DarkRequiem]

Glad you had the time to do that. I just wonder what was MJ doing while you were shooting 20k times at me. Oh well, there are things better left unknown.

*melts into a shadowworld, hidding from MJ*

[Niv-Mizzet_Rulez!]

Hello pepole. This is your captin speaking. We are out of here. *the ship takes off* Where do you guys want to go next. Island Paradise or a super model agency?

[Zulaustzabgaud]

I don't care but what happened while i was trying to find a bottle to hit a duck with?

[DarkRequiem]

Just accelerate to the nearest model agency, man!

[The_Defiler!]

Kite-flying might be nice this time of year in Hawaii but I'm with Dark... wait a minute... *does a double take* Dark! What the!... where the!... how the!... where'd he come from?! Everybody panic! There's a Dark clone right behind us!

[Niv-Mizzet_Rulez!]

Let me take care of this. @ Dark Clone. Whats 2+2 and why?

[DarkRequiem]

Man, are you dumb? 2+2 =1+1+1+1 because that's the same as having sqrt16.

[Niv-Mizzet_Rulez!]

Nuts! Normally clones blow up at that question. Ok lets just kill it with a chain saw.*turns chain saw on and moves closer to DR clone*

[The_Defiler!]

Oh come on, we don't have time for this! *comes up behid Niv and pushes him real hard at Dark. Niv goes flying into Dark chainsaw first*

[Zulaustzabgaud]

Peanut Bomb!!! *throws a large exploding peanut at dark*

[DarkRequiem]

Quack!!!

[Zulaustzabgaud]

RUB A DUB DUB my friend *waffes* i use nouns as verbs!

[The_Defiler!]

Son of a gun, people! can we focus here? Dark, Niv just slammed into you with his chainsaw and all you have to say is "Quack"?

oh, by the way...

:woohoo::woohoo: 1000TH POST!!! :woohoo::woohoo:

[Niv-Mizzet_Rulez!]

Take this.*gives Dark a furitcake* Mwhahahahahahahahahahahaha.

[Samuel L. Jackson]

Unicorns become Nivs secret Passion

[Siris]

Very funny, but we already knew his secret passion.. not much of a secret. :P

[Niv-Mizzet_Rulez!]

What the!? How did these 2 random loser get on the craft while we where in mid air. It sorcery! Their witches. Burn them at the stake!!!!!!!! And my secret pashion is bakeing cookies that explode! Why do you think i go to eveyone kitchen to bake but not my own.:p

[DarkRequiem]

X-rated movies. Let me watch my x-rated movies and stop screaming so loud, will you? QUACK!!!

[Niv-Mizzet_Rulez!]

Yet i go on. NO!!!!!!!!!!*pulls out flame thrower and torches Dark, and the 2 random losers*:devil: :shoot:

[DarkRequiem]

Zalfirian winds are wrecking you precious ship and you keep trying to torch me? You're annoying, Niv. :|