You know you spend to much time thinking about MTG when..

[Sasori]

well , you see these kind of treads in many foruns , so i took the liberty of creating one
related to MTG.
We all know MTG is a great game , but what happens if that obsesion is taken far...

Rules

The one thing you have to do is start a sentence with " You know you spend to much time thinking about MTG when ....."[align=right:4a5e9abe3c][/align:4a5e9abe3c]

(please PM me if this already exists in MDV foruns)..Sorry in advance.

[Neuromancer]

You know you spend to much time thinking about MTG when you make threads like this :P

[Your Worst Nightmare]

You know you spend too much time thinking about MTG when you create a thread for combos using cards from the set that's coming out. :oops:

You know you spend too much time thinking about MTG when you start wondering how can one remove soul a Soulless One or how can you equip a wall with Lightning Greaves. :oops:

You know you spend too much time thinking about MTG when you look at a movie character and start thing how would he be like in a Magic card.

[Exordio]

You know you spend too much time thinking about MTG when you wonder how only some 13 measly 1/1 Eager Cadet's are able to defeat a Krosan Cloudscraper

[Sasori]

You know you spend to much time thinking about MTG when you start carring around in school equipment cards so that you can protect yourself agains the bully in your school..

[reapandplant]

Yoou know you spend too much timethinking about MTG when you post here most of everyone

[ElvishGod]

You know you spend too much time thinking about MTG when you call your girl Elvish Ranger during sex.

You know you spend too much time thinking about MTG when you make references to cards in puns and idioms... and the person you're talking to has no idea what your saying...

You know you spend too much time thinking about MTG when you... post on this god forsaken thread.

[Your Worst Nightmare]

You know you spend too much time thinking about MTG when you force your own brother to go with you to a pre-release just so you can get 2 promos! :oops:

[Sasori]

You know you spend too much time thinking about MTG when you actually start tapping cards playing solitary and Hearts

[Your Worst Nightmare]

You know you spend too much time thinking about MTG when you start wondering how does a bird and a human kill each other when in combat.

[reapandplant]

you know that you spend too much time thinking about MTG when you have downloaded all podcasts released and you have read all ask wizards.

[Sasori]

you know that you spend too much time thinking about MTG when you actully started making a comic strip about the subject.

[Your Worst Nightmare]

You know you spend too much time thinking about MTG when you help making that comic.

[reapandplant]

You know you spend too much time on MTG when you exactly know what the comics mean

[Sasori]

You know you spend too much time on MTG when you actually spend an enormous amount of time thinking for a text to put on it.

[Your Worst Nightmare]

You know you spend too much time thinking about MTG when you get pissed your computer is not working, hence you can't finish your magic related comic strip...

[Sasori]

You know you spend too much time thinking about MTG when you actually waste time fixing it.

[Relentless Poker]

You know you spend to much time thinking about MTG when you forget about poking.

[Sasori]

You know you spend to much time thinking about MTG when you spend time living.

[PerfectCell]

You know you spend too much time thinking about MTG when you've seriously made D&D stats for MTG creatures.

[zenith]

you kno ur spending too much time thinking about mtg if ur actually replying to this thread

[willl]

You know you spend too much time thinking about MTG when you start talking to people who play magic but who are the biggest nerds in school.

[zenith]

u kno ur spending too much time htinking about magic that when ur playing yugioh every time u attack u tap ur monsters (that puts them into def mode)

[Dreager_Ex]

You know your spending too much time thinking about magic when you refer to your ex- as the infernal swamp of evil.

You know you spend too much time thinking about magic when you make decks while sitting on the toilet.

[Maleficent]

You know you're spending too much time thinking of MTG when you call your girlfriend Akroma by accident.

You know you're spending too much time thinking of MTG when you write a 3 page paper on why Ornithopter is so awesome, because you feel it deserves the credit.

You know you're spending too much time thinking of MTG when you name your pets Laquatas and Turg.

[Sasori]

You know you're spending too mucj time playing magic when you start interrupting people for no reason to ask him to take back what he(she) said and making him(her) pay 1 colorless mana .

Mana Leak

[Your Worst Nightmare]

You know you spend too much time thinking about MTG when a simple piece of paper can irritate you.

(DAMN THAT JITTE!!! DAMN THAT MELOKU!!!! DAMN THAT AKROMA—Oh wait, this one can be mutilated!! WITH PLEASURE!! style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/icon_twisted.gif)

[yoshisworld]

You know you spend too much time thinking about MTG when you memorize flavor texts of every card you have and recite them out loud to your friends.

"Rauck- Chauv's like a holiday! Only it isn't on calenders, and instead of dancing you knock people flat, and instead of giving gifts you break stuff."
-flavor text of Tin- Street Hooligan

[Exordio]

You know you spend too much time playing Magic hen you look at your wallet and its empty :rolleyes:

[Apeiron]

You know you spend too much time thinking about MTG when you think of yourself as a "very green (white, black, blue or red) person"

You know you spend WAY too much time thinking about MTG when you place each of your actions in its right place in the color pie (e.g. "dumping my girlfriend was a very black thing to do, but it was mostly out of an impulse so that makes it red-black")

You know you spend WAY WAY too much time thinking about MTG when you can put ANYTHING in terms of a Magic card, color or mechanic (e.g. the local school jock = a "red 2/2 with haste", a witty response in an agument= a "counterspell", your small brother = " 1/1 white weenie" etc...)

[raptor_zzzzz]

You know you spend too much time thinking about magic when You playtest untill sun rise... Again.

[The_Defiler!]

- You know you spend too much time thinking about magic when you start catagorizing your friends into creature types.

- You know you spend too much time thinking about magic when you spend more time on this forum at work than working... :eek: ...uhr ...uhm ...but I don't do that!

- You know you spend too much time thinking about magic when your dining table is full of stacks of cards, unfinished decks and binders... and you sit and eat dinner on the floor.

[Apeiron]

You know you spend too much time thinking about magic when your friends call you for a party and you can't go because its Friday Night Magic

[Saint Jimmy]

You know you spend to much time playing magic when you are seriously considering staying at the grandparents house just so you can go to a magic tournament rather than stay at a friends house on a weekend.
(Not dissing the grandparents because mine our awesome...but still...)

[Zack_Wilder]

You know you spend too much time thinking about MTG, when you start making excessive references to MTG in your essays...

"When Romeo climbed the Steel Wall and began to.... As he got more and more into the relationship, he even had Recurring Nightmares, and sometimes even Megrims. He would wake up and Fling things across the room, often times pretending he was a Lone Wolf upon a Lonely Sandbar..."

I didn't do very well on that essay...

[Sensei kakashi]

you know you spend to much time thinking about magic when something goes wrong on lets say a game.. maybe WoW, or Diablo, or starcraft, you get the idea, and you blame wizards for it!
(note for me its the other way around, i find myself talking about Blizzard whenever something goes wrong with Magic : P)

[Luthervamplord]

You know you spend too much time thinking about magic when.....

......You try to figure out whether an action is an instant or sorcery speed action.

......You try to figure out the P/T ratings of your cat

......When in order to win an arguement you yell 'Rewind' or 'Counterspell'

......Turn down a free drink with your mates at the pub to build your deck.

......Try to figure out how many cards it would take to cover the wall of your bedroom

[Zack_Wilder]

When in order to win an arguement you yell 'Rewind' or 'Counterspell'

I actually yell Force of Will / I have the Last Word.

[Michael_Zeora]

You know you spend too much time thinking about magic when...

...you sleep about what happens to Ravnica after the third book

...you fantasize about your favorite MTG Vixen (and I know to most it's Akroma, Angel of Wrath, I'm a Kaysa type of guy)

...you would raither go to a prerelease than hang with your broke buddies.

... Standard is not how you drive your car, but how your live your life.

@Zack: "I dare you, I'm the one with 5 mana open and a Swift Silence"

[Luthervamplord]

REWIND! Anyway, you can have Kaysa; give me Lady Zhurong, Warrior Queen or Atalya, Samite Master any day of the week! (Preferrably at same time.......sorry, naught thoughts...)

[Michael_Zeora]

lol, it's all good Luther.

[Luthervamplord]

What? Random acts of pervyness are allowed! Sweet! Only kidding.

You know you spend too much time playing MTG when you ask the lady your with to dress up like an elf maiden....... (I tried to move away from the subject, but the ears had me!)

[Zack_Wilder]

Hey! I want an elf maiden. Maybe I'll ask my girl to do that for Halloween!

You know you're spending too much time with MTG when...

... you're still gloating over that 1st turn Raging Goblin + (Blazing Shoal + Dragon Tyrant) + (Blazing Shoal + Dragon Tyrant) win.

...you can name every non-basic land for Luther. (Actually, I can't, but still.)

... you try to load up the entire Humor and Games Forum with your user on the Last Post column!

... you try to set a record of quick wins with a converntional deck. (My record was turn four).

[Luthervamplord]

When you start quoting flavour text as pearls of wisdom to your friends....

[Zack_Wilder]

haha! I've actually done that!
Life sucks ***. I hate it. My response:
My past holds only pain and loss. I will conquer it by creating the perfect future." —Ixidor, reality sculptor And my advice for my friend who was starting to play ping pong:
Make sure you learn to not eat the paddle first. :wink: inspired by:
The hardest part of his training is learning not to eat the boar.

[Starcore]

When you start thinking of a good cast for a movie. And which sets would make good movies (Kamigawa would suck. I hate to say it, but it's true).

[Zack_Wilder]

Would Kamigawa really suck? Ogres, and legends galore! I haven't read any of the MTG books, but Kamigawa actually looks to be pretty good.

[The_Defiler!]

Would Kamigawa really suck? Ogres, and legends galore! I haven't read any of the MTG books, but Kamigawa actually looks to be pretty good.

Please rephrase that in the form of a continuation of this phrase: "You know you spend to much time thinking about MTG when..."

For example, You know you spend to much time thinking about MTG when... you start referring to Friday night as "magic night" in your casual conversations.

...see, just like that!

[Zack_Wilder]

You know you're thinking too much about MTG when you start asking questions like this: Would Kamigawa really suck as a movie?

And this: Are you Shock worthy? If you were a creature and you were attacking me, would I Shock you?

[Luthervamplord]

When for an insult to someone's driving skills; you say they are driving at 'strictly sorcery speed!'.

[willl]

You know you're thinking too much about MTG when you dream about a card, and the next day tring to find that card from your dream in your shoebox and being frustraded when you don't find that card.

[crazymofo951]

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[§cIoN]

You know you're thinking too much about MTG when you wanna buy a Krosan Vorine for a pet.

[Artifactor]

When you start thinking of magic when you build decks in your sleep