Inappropriate Love Analogies

[ElvishGod]

Anyone got some really bad love analogies or pick-up lines?




My hearts been captured by the love pirates, and this time the ransom is you.

If we were trapped on an island by cannibals, I'd tell them to eat my heart first so they'd be filled with love for you.

If I were a zombie, I'd try not to hurt you, but I inevitably would anyway because of my hunger for brains.

[Hiakashi]

Ironic, I made up two just last night....

I don't think you have AC, because you're so hot.

I don't think you need to sharpen that pencil of yours, because just like you, it's fine enough.


:lol: XD

[tedweird]

More irony, just before I opened to this thread, I started listening to Bad Touch by the Bloodhound Gang.


pretty much the whole song Bad Touch qualifies as a bunch of Inappropriate Love Analogies.

[Sasori]

nice legs , when are they open