The Un Project

[thegeneralpublic]

Though I'm currently working on a set right now with another board member, I've always wanted to do a community project. That's why I'm starting this thread; I hope that the community can create a joint Un set. If you feel you've got a great idea, post it! My goal is a 200 card balanced set made from cards from people in the community. Get creative! Also, make sure that slots aren't taken. To make this balanced, I've created a rough guideline so that we get the correct amount of each color and rarity. Remember, not all Un cards have to be unny; just funny! Puns are good. No iffy ideas though.

WHITE 0/35

BLUE 0/35

BLACK 0/35

RED 0/35

GREEN 0/35

ARTIFACT 0/15

LAND 5/10
[spoiler:7a510c6601]Plains
Island
Swamp
Mountain
Forest[/spoiler:7a510c6601]

If you think you've got a good idea, put it in. IE)

Firari :6mana:
Artifact Creature - Car
:2mana: Target human must block ~ this turn if possible.
:4mana: Remove target human blocking ~ from the game.
3/3

[lionden_56]

Johnny Magic 3U
Legendary Creature-Human Wizard R
2U, T: Search your library for a blue card with the word "artifact" on it and put it into your hand, then shuffle your library.
"I'll Tinker for Colossus"
1/3

[Your Worst Nightmare]

Ugly Girl - :1mana::b:
Creature - Human
All other creatures have fear.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
2/2


Also, what about my Vengeance on the Judges? :unibrow:

[FuDaWg45]

Big Ol' Cup O' Quarters :3mana:
Artifact
:1mana:, :tap:: Give target opponent a quarter. No creatures deal damage in combat this turn.

"Hear his pants jingle? I'll never hit him now."

[Maleficent]

Realm of Stupidity :2mana::b::b:
Enchantment

Tell a blonde joke that hasn't been told this game: Tap target creature you control and destroy another target creature. You lose 4 life.
"So.. stupid... I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE!!" - Some guy's last words



Playing with Fire :1mana::r::r:
Enchantment

As long as you are playing with fire, creatures you control get +2/+0 and have 2 damage on them.
"Hehe preett- OW!"



Trogdor Strikes Again! :r::r::r::r::r:
Instant

Set fire to target card that's better than one of yours.
"Burninating the countryside, burninating the peasants. Burninating all the people, because he's TROGDOOOOR!!"



Vorthos, the Flavor Dweeb :w::u::b::r::g:
Legendary Creature - Human Freak

:3mana:, :tap:: Search your library for a "home-run" card (as defined by Matt Cavotta), reveal it, explain it until your opponent wants to strangle you, and put it in your hand. Then shuffle your library.
Dude, Hex is so awesome. Just the name meaning six and it's all evil, and six little guys in the evil looking picture, and destroy six creatures, 6 for the mana cost, the flavor text even has 5 words!! And oh look at the artist's last name, 6 letters. Is that sweet or what?! Man if only I could play 6 copies of this bad boy. Ha! Bad boy, 6 letters, boo-yah!
0/1



Bling Bling :4mana:
Artifact

When you talk in any way other than 'gangsta talk', sacrifice Bling Bling.
:3mana:: Creatures you control get protection from the color of your choice or from artifacts until end of turn.
"Yo yo, fo' real, u can' touch dis shiz brutha. It jus 2 coo fo' u. Word up."



No-Man's Land
(pic of a bunch of people getting blown up by mines, torn apart by barbed wire, etc.)
Land

All players control No-Man's Land. (It untaps during each player's upkeep and any player may use it.)
:tap:: Each player adds :1mana: to his or her mana pool. No-Man's Land deals 1 damage to you. Use this ability only as a sorcery.
Whenever a creature attacks, No-Man's Land deals 1 damage to it.
At the beginning of your upkeep, No-Man's Land deals one damage to you. (Affects all players.)[/i]

[Your Worst Nightmare]

Vorthos, the Flavor Dweeb has no p/t...


Revenge of the Fire Penguin - :4mana::r::r:
Enchantment
Creatures you control are copies of this.
Creature- Penguin
Flying, Trample, Haste, Cookie
6/5
"Please, have mercy!!..."


Bucky's Will - :u:
Instant
Come up with a text. Target permanent's flavour text becomes the text you said until end of turn.
"Why couldn't I come up with a better flavour text than this one?" -Bucky, flavor text writer

[Luthervamplord]

Tweedle De :3mana::b:
Legendary Creature - Human Idiot
Tap ~: Tap target creature with an odd number for it's power. (0 is even)
1/2

Tweedle Dum :3mana::u:
Legendary Creature - Human Idiot
Tap ~: Untap target creature with an even number for it's toughness.
2/1

[Your Worst Nightmare]

Master Pinger - :2mana::r::r::u::u:
Legendary Creature - Human
:tap:: Master Pinger deals 1 damage to target creature or player.
:1mana::r:: Master Pinger deals 1 damage to target creature or player.
:u:: Untap Master Pinger.
When Master Pinger comes into play, it deals 1 damage to target creature or player.
When Master Pinger leaves play, it deals 1 damage to target creature or player.
:tap:: Master Pinger deals 1 damage to target creature or player. (O.o)
At the beginning of your upkeep, Master Pinger deals 1 damage to target creature or player.
At end of turn, Master Pinger deals 1 damage to target creature or player.
:tap:: Master Pinger deals 1 damage to target creature or player. (Again?)
Whenever an opponent draws a card, Master Pinger deals 1 damage to target creature or player.
Whenever a creature an opponent attacks, Master Pinger deals 1 damage to target creature or player.
:tap:: Master Pinger deals 1 damage to target creature or player. (Enough already!!)
:tap:: Master Pinger deals 1 damage to target creature or player. (AARRGGHH!!!!)
1/1

[ElvishGod]

Staring Contest :1mana::b:

Enchantment

Whenever a player blinks, sacrifice Staring Contest. If you do, that player discards 2 cards.


Quiet Game :1mana::u:

Enchantment

Whenever a player talks, sacrifice Quiet Game. If you do, each of that player's opponents draws 2 cards.


Freezing Competition :1mana::g:

Enchantment

Whenever a player moves, sacrifice Freezing Competition. If you do, each of that player's opponents searches his library for 2 land cards and puts them into his or her land.


Touching Tournament :1mana::r:

Enchantment

Whenever a player touches himself or herself (in any way), sacrifice Touching Tournament. If you do, Touching Tournament deals 2 damage to each creature that player controls.


Breathe Challenge :1mana::w:

Enchantment

Whenever a player breathes, sacrifice Breathe Challenge. If you do, tap 2 permanents that player controls. They don't untap during their controller's next untap step.

[Your Worst Nightmare]

Stolin's Cat - 5 [s:7d4d1d1c70]W[/s:7d4d1d1c70] R
Legendary Creature - Cat
When Stolin's Cat comes into play, remove all other cards in play from the game. At end of turn, sacrifice Stolin's Cat and return all removed cards to play under their owner's control.
5/5

[Luthervamplord]

Avatar of Someone :3mana::u:
Creature - Shapeshifter

Name a person in the room.
~ power is that persons height in feet rounded down.
~ toughness is that persons shoe size.

*/*

Hand to Hand Combat :3mana::r:
Instant

You and target player play a game of 'slapsies' until one of you quits or bruising occurs. The loser takes 5 damage.

(Slapsies is when you both sit infront of one another with you hands together, pointed at the other person. One person is the slapperand one is the dodger. If the slapper goes to slap the dodger and hits them, nothing happens. If the slapper goes to hit the dodger and misses because the dodger got out of the way, the roles are reversed. If the dodger moves when the slapper 'fakes a slap' (figures never lose contact) then the slapper gets to slap the dodger for free and the dodger can't move out of the way)

Game of Chance :w::b:
Instant

Each player rolls 2D6. The player with the highest score loses that much life and the player with the lowest score, gains that much life.

Decree of Silence (The Fun One) :2mana::u:
Enchantment

Players may not speak as long as ~ is in play. If a player does, they must discard their hand.

[thegeneralpublic]

Wow. Good response!

Doubling Seizan :2mana::b::g:
Legendary Enchantment
Whenever a player would draw a card, they draw twice that many cards instead.
Whenever a player draws a card, they lose one life.

[Hiakashi]

Sweet I Must add my favorite card... "Google"!

Google :6mana:

Artifact ----- Blasphemy (or whatever else you want :P)

:xmana: :tap: Search your deck for a card with converted mana cost X, reveal it and put it into your hand. Shuffle your library.

:tap: Roll a dice, randomly pick out that # of cards from your library and put them face down, not revealed. Randomly pick one and play it, without paying it's mana cost. Put the rest on the bottom of your library in any order, you do not see any card but the one you played.

"Google can find you any *twitch* thing..." - JTAOT (J_____ the afraid of things)
*You can take out the 2nd ability if it's too stupid, I just made it up right now. Hopefully Google is up to your standerds. :)

[FuDaWg45]

Solar Supernova :4mana::w::w::w:
Sorcery
End the game. The game is a draw.

No planet, no mages.

[Your Worst Nightmare]

That could be more like:

The Incredibly Amazing Game-Winner - :4mana::b:
Legendary Creature - You pick!
When The Incredibly Amazing Game-Winner comes into play, it wins the game. (No, the CARD wins the game, because it's that mch cooler than you.)
5/5

Okay, took the idea from another site, but who cares?

[thegeneralpublic]

Tiddlywink :2mana:
Artifact
:tap:, flip ~ onto the table from 1 foot away: Destroy each permanent touching ~. Sacrafice ~.

[Maleficent]

Polly, the Deranged Parrot :2mana::w::g:
Legendary Creature - Bird

Flying
At the beginning of your upkeep, if you say "Polly want a cracker?", put a +1/+1 counter on Polly. If you don't, remove a +1/+1 counter from Polly.
Whenever an opponent says "Polly want a cracker?", put a +1/+1 counter on Polly.
1/2
"Polly want a cracker?"
"RAWK!"
"That's a good- AHH, MY HAND!"


Chatter Box :5mana:
Artifact

At end of turn, if you were talking the entire turn, put a silence counter on Chatterbox.
Remove a silence counter from Chatterbox: Target source deals no damage this turn.
At the beginning of your upkeep, if Chatterbox has 27 or more counters on it, target player wins the game.
It is powered by your very voice. Though in reality it's much more complicated than that, because it isn't your voice, per se, but sound waves produced when you speak, which the box picks up and stores as energy...



Urza's Gizmo :1mana:
Artifact

:tap:: Untap Urza's Gizmo.
Because Urza can never have enough artifacts.

[Your Worst Nightmare]

Ornithopter v2 - :0mana:
Artifact Creature - Thopter
Trample, Cookie
"There's always room for improvement... and cookies!!"
2/0

[Hiakashi]

Ornithopter v2 - :0mana:
Artifact Creature - Thopter
Trample, Cookie
"There's always room for improvement... and cookies!!"
2/0

what the monkeys?! It'd just die when you play it..... -_- .........

[Maleficent]

That's what other cards are for! Like:

Da Cookinator :4mana:
Artifact

Whenever a creature with Cookie comes into play, put X +1/+1 counters on it, where X is the number of cookies you have eaten today.

[Hiakashi]

YOU DON"T EAT COOKIES!!!!!!!


White Lotus :0mana:

:tap: In 10 seconds name any Unhinged, Unglued card in Magic, White Lotus becomes a copy of that card. If it's an instant or sorcery, you play it without paying it's cost. If X is in the casting cost, ask a random stranger to name a random number between 1-10, X = that number. if they say a number other than 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10, then you can pick the number! You're now at 5, and can't be the Target of Spells or abilities.

How's that? XD

*edit* there, that should make it resonable! :P

[Maleficent]

Why not? :(

Cookie Monster :2mana::u::u:
Legendary Creature - Beast Horror

Cookie
Whenever you play a spell with cookie, all other creatures with cookie get a +1/+1 counter and trample until end of turn for each (actual) cookie in play.
1/1

[Your Worst Nightmare]

@Mal, state-based effects kill Ornithopter v2 before Da Cookinator's ability resolves. To fix that, we have:

Platinum Angel v2 - :7mana:
Legendary Creature - Angel
Flying
State-based effects do not apply.
7/0

(Meaning if no one kills it, games do not end because losing is a state-based effect.)
:mrgreen:

[Maleficent]

Aw, how about if it comes into play with the counters?

[Your Worst Nightmare]

Aw, how about if it comes into play with the counters?
That would work. (But you got the awsome Platinum Angel v2, why would you use anything else!? :P)

[Maleficent]

Because the awesome Platinum Angel v2 costs 7 and can get destroyed :P

[Your Worst Nightmare]

And a legendary one costing :2mana::u::u: not??

And also:

Lollipop - :w::r::w::r:
[s:a2233d7e5c]Artifact[/s:a2233d7e5c] Sweet
When Lollipop comes into play, destroy each creature with cookie.
"The lollipop was so jealous of the cookies tha"

(I can't exemplify it here but the flavour text writer dies before he could complete it. Just picture the flavour text hand-written and a line coming from the a and going outside the card frame. Picture a few spots of blood over the card too while you're at it.)

[thegeneralpublic]

IM :w::w:
E
PCOSIA. WAPD, SIM. EOPGFL. (Players can only speak in acronyms. When a player doesn't, sacrifice Instant Messenger. Every other player gains five life.)

[Luthervamplord]

R&D2: Luther's Lab
Legendary land
When you play a spell, you may pay :2mana:. If you do, change each instance of a permenant type word to another of choice (Permenant types are Artifacts, Creatures, Enchantments and Lands.)
:tap:: Add :2mana: to your mana pool. At the end of your turn, choose target opponent. Target opponent gains control of ~.


CHEAT! :3mana::u:
Enchantment
Discard a card: Return target card from your graveyard to your hand. If an opponent sees you do this, they may yell 'CHEAT!'. If they do, they may draw two cards.


Big Bully :1mana::b::b:
Instant
Choose target player. If you are taller that target player, that player must discard their hand. If the player is bigger than you they discard two cards and you lose three life.


Avatar of Luck :3mana::u::w:
Creature - Avatar
~ power and toughness are equal to the number of games of MTG you have won today.
*/*


Superglue :3mana:
Artifact
When ~ comes into play, place a glue counter on three target permenants. As long as ~ is in play, permenants with a glue counter on them do not untap during their controllers untap phase.


Are We Lost? :2mana::g:
Enchantment
You may play ~ at any time you can play an instant.
If a player controls more lands than the number of attacking creatures, prevent all damage dealt by those creatures.

[Your Worst Nightmare]

Uh? - :2mana:
Artifact
Substance
"Oooohh... Didn't get it..."

[Phalanx Soul]

http://img174.imageshack.us/img174/2443/wtf1jr.jpg
Actually, if it weren't a real Chuck Norris, it really would be.

[Your Worst Nightmare]

:rotf:

Yet:

Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny - :b::r::g:
Sorcery
Remove target Chuck Norris from the game. He WILL NOT COME BACK and this effect CAN'T BE STOPPED by any means.
Put a legendary 1/1 black Human creature token named Mr. Rogers into play with a bloodstained sweater on it.
"Then Gandalf the Grey and Gandalf the White and Monty Python and the Holy Grail's Black Knight and Benito Mussolini and the Blue Meanie and Cowboy Curtis and Jambie the Genie, the Robocop, the Terminator, Captain Kirk and Darth Vader, Lo Pan, Superman and every single Power Ranger, Bill S. Preston and Theodore Logan, Spock, the Rock, Doc Ock and Hulk Hogan. All came out of nowhere, lightning fast and they kicked Chuck Norris in his cowboy ass. It was the bloodiest battle that the world ever saw, with civilians looking on a total awe.
The fight raged down for a century. Many lives were claimed, but eventually the champion stood (the rest saw the better): Mr. Rogers in a bloodstained sweater!"

(This was taken from an existing song, it wasn't my invention. Just to let you know.)

And also:

Birds of Inferno - :r:
Creature - Bird
Flying
:tap:: Birds of Inferno deals damage to each creature and player equal to the number of birds in play.
"OMG, BIIIIRDS!!! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!!!!!"
0/1

[Relentless Poker]

Poking Stick - :5mana:
Artifact
:tap: : poke target opponent using Poking Stick until he or she tells you to stop. Put X 1/1 colorless Chip creature tokens into play and that player gains X life where X is the number of times you poked him or her this way.


More Birds - :w: :u:
Sorcery
Put 2 1/1 white and blue Bird creature tokens with flying into play.
Great, even more birds...


When Birds Thirst For Blood! - :3mana: :r:
Enchantment
Bloodthirst 4 every bird.

[Your Worst Nightmare]

When Birds Thirst For Blood! - :3mana: :r:
Enchantment
Bloodthirst 4 every bird.
W00T!! XD


Revengeance of God - :2mana::w::w:
Sorcery
Tap all creatures.
Destroy all tapped creatures.

:paranoid:

[Relentless Poker]

Reviving poke!

Tendency to Imitate - :2mana::u:
Enchant Creature Enchantment - Aura
Enchant Creature
When Tendency to Imitate comes into play, choose a creature in play. Enchanted creature is a copy of that creature.
"Can't you be original??"

There aren't strikethrough tags... :(

[casual_violence]

There appears to be a bird theme running through this suddenly...

Stupefy - WUBRG
Legendary Sorcery
Stupefy can't be countered. Except by another Stupefy. But then, the Legendary rule takes effect... (Call a judge if this happens.)
Counter target instant or sorcery spell, even if it's uncounterable. Destroy target creature, even if it's indestructable. Destroy target enchantment, even if it can't be targeted. Tap target land. Put a 1/1 WB Bird token with flying into play under an opponent's control.
When Stupefy resolves, exchange control of your library and the library of the opponent who was affected by Stupefy.

"I'm not sure if that was the most brilliant ploy I've seen, or the dumbest. I'm speechless." --Dave the Beggar

[Saint Jimmy]

Stone :r::r:
Instant
Destroy two target birds.
"Hey, look, I killed two birds with one stone."


Contract :w::w::u::u:
Sorcery
I, the rightful owner of this card, hereby declare that I am of sound mind and sound body and that with this sound mind and sound body will sign off full rights of ownership ,in accordance with ordinance 3.4a, of any targeted card that would be declared similar in value and all characteristics of said card must be agreed upon by both parties for the abovesigned to take effect.
I, henceforth except all the aformentioned of the above paragraph and in concordance with the above signed the owner to be must agree that all of the said card received are of the standards agreed upon in the above mentioned. And upon that receiving the now owner of the cards that were signed off to him must agree to hereby take an amount of damage equal to the value of the cards given to him. This said damage must be agreed upon by both parties before this damage goes into effect.
All damage given out by any said cards that were given to the now owner or by this card can not be prevented, redirected or taken unless both parties have agreed on the specific amount of said damage and whether it can be altered by any prieveously mentioned way. All damage of any cards that are not in any way linked to this card are not effected by this card. This card cannot be countered or redirected in anyway that might be harmful to the owner of this card.
I, the undersigned, agree to the abovementioned, and declare that these rules in regulations will be followed to the best of their abilities. Any loopholes in this card are prohibited from being found, and upon any finding of said loophole the loophole finder will be punished to the fullest extent of the law* in accordance with ordinance 17b, subsection L, paragraph E.
*Any loophole finder will be shot. And any survivors will be shot again

signature:________________________________________ _________

"What?!?!?"

[ArchangelofNightmare]

HA HA HA I love that Ultimate Battle of Ultimate Destiny song Take that chuck norris

by the way from that song ill create a card.

Abraham Lincoln 2S
Legnedary Creature- Zombie Ex-President
2/2
1: Regenerate Abraham Lincoln
1: Take control of target Equiptment and equipt to Abraham Lincoln

[Niv-Mizzet_Rulez!]

I got one


Pudding Bowl :3mana:

Artifact

You gain control of all the pudding in the room you can see from you seat.

[Dreager_Ex]

HA HA HA I love that Ultimate Battle of Ultimate Destiny song Take that chuck norris

by the way from that song ill create a card.

Abraham Lincoln 2S
Legnedary Creature- Zombie Ex-President
2/2
1: Regenerate Abraham Lincoln
1: Take control of target Equiptment and equipt to Abraham Lincoln
Casting cost of 2S? whats 2S?

Anyway

Hob-Gobbler
Creature- Goblin Turkey
Hob-Gobbler gets a +1/+1 for each turkey attacking.
2: Hob-Gobbler gains flying and loses flying until end of combat Phase.
"Look he's fly......nevermind."
1/1

[boiwithteeth]

Battle of Twits 2U

At the beginning of your upkeep, if you have no cards in your library, flip a coin if it lands on heads you win the game.

[Niv-Mizzet_Rulez!]

Chicken Man :g: :g: :g:


Creatrue- Chicken Humen

When Chicken Man comes into play sacrafice him unless you crow like a rooster.


2 3/4 / 1 68/99999999999

[Saint Jimmy]

The Wogley Bogley Monster :b::b::b:
Creature - Wogley Bogley Monster
When THe Wogley Bogley Monster destroy all permanents, and all opponents must be scared of The Wogley Bogley Monster or they lose the game.

Ach, Hans, Run! It's the...Wogley Bogley Monster???

[Muffinator]

I thought of one. It's unny and funny(in my opinion atleast:paranoid:) and with proper oracle text.

Strip Poker - :5mana:

Legendary Artifact

As long as Strip Poker remains in play, players may not put on clothing.
At the beginning of each player's upkeep, that player removes an article of clothing from his or her body or he or she loses the game (jewellery is not clothing.)
When Strip Poker leaves play, return all articles of clothing to their owners' bodies.

[Luthervamplord]

lo, its good to see this thread revived. Nice card muffinator!

My Ones Bigger Than Yours Mate..... :3mana::u::g:
Instant
You and target opponent compare the height of your deck. If you win, you gain control of target opponents next turn. If target opponent wins, you must remove your hand and graveyard ffrom the game.

(I know what you were all thinking, sick minded individuals!)