Fit the Flavor: Round 10 - Submission

[Cashew]

I'm tired, but I want to get this up, so bask in the uncreativity and uninspired banality!

Flavor 1: A heavy price, indeed... unless someone pays it for you.

Flavor 2: Pain is a state of mind.

Flavor 3: Everything burns.

Judges:
Cashew, Luthervamplord, Final Press

The cards then will be judged on a set rubric out of 25.
/10 pts - Flavor
/5 pts - Card Balance
/5 pts - Design Fundamentals
/5 pts - Creativity

Rules:
- You can choose which flavor text to use, but you can only submit one card.
- Make sure you specify which flavor text your card is based on.
- This thread is for submissions only. There will be a separate thread where you can freely discuss stuff regarding the contest.
- You can enter this contest even if you never participated in any of the previous rounds.
- Submit only text! No card rendering, no images, no links, and no mana-smilies. Instead of :2mana::b:, use 2B.
- Deadline for entries is 12/11/08. No additional time for editing your submission.
- Endeavor to use proper wording for your cards. If you're not sure, don't be afraid to ask.

[guest1234]

Torch 3R
Tribal Sorcery - Flamekin
Destroy target permanent. It deals 3 damage to its controller.
Everything burns

[Eldros]

Channel the Pain BBBB
Enchantment
Whenever you lose life, draw a card for each 1 life you lose.
At the end of your turn, discard your hand.
Pain is a state of mind

[hamsandwich]

Waking Terror BBB
Instant
Split Second
Target player discards his or her hand.
When ~ is played you must either pay ten life or have target opponent gain ten life.
[I] A heavy price, indeed... unless someone pays it for you.[/I

[MechMage]

Flavour #1
Deal with the Archdemon b
Tribal Enchantment- Demon
When CARDNAME comes into play, and player may reduce his or her maximum hand size to 0. If noone does, reduce your maximum hand size to 0.
2b: put a 2/2 zombie creature tolken into play.
A heavy price, indeed... unless someone pays it for you.

[Madmp]

flavor 2
Spiked Mask 2B
Artifact
At the beggining of your upkeep you must pay 1 life. If you don't sacrifice Spiked Mask.
Creatures control get +1/+1.
Pain is a state of mind.

[CoglineErro]

Bloodlich's Oath
BBBB
Enchantment
At the beginning of your upkeep, sacrifice a creature. If you can't, you lose the game.
You don't lose the game for having 0 or less life.
A heavy price, indeed... unless someone pays it for you."- Bloodlich

[3cheesed]

Cinderline 2RR
Artifact
When ~ comes into play, put 5 lush counters on each land and 2 additional lush counters on each legendary land.
Whenever a land has no lush counters on it, it's controller sacrifices it.
3: Remove a lush counter from up to two different target lands. Any player may play this ability.

Everything burns.

[Azrael Subucni]

Hardened Commander - WW
Creature - Human Soldier
Prevent all combat damage that would be dealt to Hardened Commander.
Pain is a state of mind.
2/2

[KlassyReborn]

Even Keel - 1B
Sorcery
As an additional cost to play ~, pay 5 life.
Deal 5 damage to target player.
"Pain is just a state of mind."

[Elistral]

Flavour #3
Meteor Shower 4 RR
~ Deals X damage to each creature. X is equal to the amount of creatures each player controls. This damage can't be prevented, nor can it be countered.
Everything burns. - Words of an old wizard.

[HaydenX]

Sadistic Appeasement 2BBB
Enchantment
Whenever a player plays a spell, that player loses 5 life unless they sacrifice a creature.
A heavy price, indeed... unless someone pays it for you.

[GG Crono]

Flamecaster Adept - 2RR
Creature - Human Shaman
Whenever you play a red instant or sorcery spell, put a fire counter on Flamecaster Adept.
T: Remove any number of fire counters from Flamecaster Adept. Add R to your mana pool for each counter removed this way.
2/2
Everything burns.

[Punkrockanarchymagic]

Aether Ignition 2GWR
Enchantment
Non-creature artifacts and non-creature, non-aura enchantments are creatures in addition to their other types with power and toughness equal to their converted mana cost.
Lands are 3/3 creatures in addition to their other types.
At the beginning of your upkeep, Aether Ignition deals 3 damage to you.
3: Aether Ignition deals 3 damage to target creature or player. At end of turn, sacrifice Aether Ignition.
Everything Burns.

[TeePee09]

Humbled Monk 3W
Creature- Human Monk
Lifelink
Remove the top two cards of your library from the game: Prevent all damage dealt to Humbled Monk this turn. 2/2
"Pain is a state of mind"

[ThunderHog]

Consuming Inferno - 2RRR
Sorcery
For each creature in play, destroy it unless its controller sacrifices a land. Creatures destroyed this way can't be regenerated.
Everything burns.

[Zaknifa]

Blazing Bombardment :3mana::b::r:
Instant
As an additional cost to play Blazing Bombardment either pay 5 life or sacrfice a creature you control with converted mana cost four or greater.
Deal 10 damage to target creature or player.
A heavy price, indeed... unless someone pays it for you.
-Braken, Goblin Pyromancer