The You Make the Card of the Person Above You Game

[thegeneralpublic]

Okay, this is an easy game, similar to the Deck of Posters: Make a card of the person above you. Because there is no one above me, I can't really roll the ball...

[Æther Reaper]

thegeneralpublic's disappearance WW
Instant
Remove target creature from the game. At end of turn, return that creature to play.
Draw a card.

His brief absence slowed down MDV long enough for something to think and take in information from the topics.

[thegeneralpublic]

EDIT: ...or AR was to do that.

Æther Reaper :3mana::u::b:
Legendary Creature - Human Reaper
Whenever a creature comes into play, that player sacrafices is unless she pays :1mana: for every other creature in play.
"You know, I distinctly remember him saying he wasn't one of those colors..."-TGP
2/2

[Tekkactus]

Potato Wish :g:
Sorcery

Choose a land you own outside the game and put it into play tapped.

[thegeneralpublic]

Tekkactus's Summons :xmana::xmana::g::g:
Instant
Convoke
Put X 1/1 green insect creature tokens into play under your control. Shuffle your library afterword.
Wait, what?

[Yusuke]

Official Initiation - :u::r:
Enchantment
Whenever a poster comes into play, Official Intiation does 3 damage to it.
"Here's your official initiation! BOOM!!!"

[Starcore]

Hermetic Acadamy
Legendary Land
:tap:, Sacrifice a poster: Put target poster from your hand into play. If that poster is not from the Hermetic Academy clan, sacrifice that poster.

[ You can work out those details. =P ]

[evilrabbitman]

starcore

legendary land

:tap: : add :1mana: ta your mana pool.

after 50 turns sacrifice starcore, deal 20 damage to all players and all creatures.

[Yawgmoth]

Evil Rabbit Man :g::g::b:
Legendary Creature - Horror Beast Rabbit
Cumulative upkeep - Put a +1/+1 counter on Evil Rabbit Man, you lose half your life rounded up.
"Oh, what a cute lil' rabbit, com he- AAAA!!! AAAAAA-" Last words of B.F.M.
2/2

[Tekkactus]

Phyrexia :b::b::b::b::b:
Legendary Enchantment

Fading 12
Remove 4 Fade counters from ~: destroy target creature.
Sacrifice 2 creatures: Put a Fade Counter on ~.

[Yawgmoth]

Something uninspired:

Tekkacti :1mana::g::b:
Creature - Insect Horror
Fear
:manabg:: Regenerate Tekkacti.
Whenever Tekkacti deals combat damage to a player, that player discards a card at random from his or her hand.
3/1

[Syphon]

The Wannabe :1: :u: :b:
Creature - Wannabe Demon
Whenever a Demon comes into play, return ~ to its owner's hand.
"He pretends to be Yawgmoth until the real Yawgmoth shows up"
1/1

[Luthervamplord]

Scared of Ninja's :3mana::u::u:
Creature - Human Fraidy Cat

Whenever a creature comes into play, return ~ to your hand.

P/T = 1/1

FYA: The card below is pure sweetness, thanks dude!

[UnknownKnowned]

Luther :2mana::u::b:
Vampire Wizard

Whenever Luther deals combat damage to a creature, return that creature to its owners hand

3/4
"So your a vampire and a wizard?"

[Syphon]

I knew Niv Mizzet once
Instant
:3: :u: :r:
Whenever you play ~, search your library for a card named Niv-Mizzet the Firemind and put it into your graveyard. Shuffle your graveyard afterwards.
"So like, yeah, me and Niv go way back"

[Starcore]

Syphon Reality :2mana: :b:
Enchantment
Sacrifice 1 life: Add :b: to your mana pool.

Just a play on his name.

[Yawgmoth]

Starcore, Undead Paladan :1mana::w::b::b:
Legendary Creature - Wraith Soldier Cleric
First Strike, protection from Black.
Sacrifice a white creature: Starcore gets +3/+0 until end of turn.
Sacrifice a black creature: Starcore gets +1/+0 and gains fear until end of turn.
4/4

"Paladan"?!

[Starcore]

Aw crap. Hahahaha. I never noticed it. I whipped that thing up in 5 minutes (No, really) and I didn't bother looking at my typing. I'll fix it in a bit. Too lazy at the moment.

And I like the card.

Yawgmoth's Rewards :2mana: :b: :b:
Enchantment
Whenever a poster you control deals combat damage to a poster, deal 1 damage to that poster's controller.
Whenever a poster you control deals combat damage to a player, gain 1 life.

[thegeneralpublic]

Yawgmoth's Flea Market
Land
:b::b:: The next spell you play this turn costs :3mana: less to play.
Not one to refuse a bargain...

woops lil late (slap goes to make new one)

[UnknownKnowned]

The General's Leaping Gun of Initiation :4mana:
Artifact- Equipment

Equipped creature gains flying, +3/+0 and first strike

Equip: :2mana:
"Here's your initiation..."

[Tekkactus]

The Unknown Knows :1mana::b:
Sorcery

Search your library for a card that shares a name with a card in your RFG zone and put it into your hand. Then shuffle your library.

[UnknownKnowned]

lol love it

Tekkacti Summoner :b::g:
Creature- Druid

:tap: sacrifice three plants or zombies to search your library for Tekkactus. Put him directly into play.

0/2

[Starcore]

Unknown Knowledge :1mana: :u: :u:
Sorcery
As an additional casting cost, discard a card.
Draw 3 cards.

[thegeneralpublic]

The Ring :0mana:
Artifact - Equipment
Equip :0mana:
You show me a person who thinks this is useless, and I'll show you someone who hasn't played during Mirrodin block.

[Yawgmoth]

Up, up and away! :1mana::w::u::r:
Instant
All creatures you control gets +1/+0 and gains flying and first strike until end of turn.
"All at once and as one, the whole army leaped to the sky and daringly fell down on the hapless planeswalker. (Also: they all burst into flames simultaneously and became extra extra angry)"

[Tekkactus]

Greek Alphabet's Hot Date :1mana::w::b:
Instant

As an additional cost to play ~, sacrifice an alpha and an omega.
Target player loses 5 life. You gain 5 life.

[thegeneralpublic]

Wall of Insects :2mana::g:
Creature - Plant
Defender
CARDNAME'S power and toughness is equal to the number of insects you control.
*/*

[evilrabbitman]

Flying lessons :2mana: :u: :r:

sorcery

target creature gains flying until end of turn. at the end of turn sacrifice the targeted creature, it deals damage equal to its power to target creature.

"INCOMING!" -last words of a goblin

[thegeneralpublic]

The Evil Rabbit :3mana::b::b:
Legendary Creature - Rabbit
:tap:, sacrafice CARDNAME: Destroy target warrior.
[i]Where? Behind the rabbit?[/card]
3/4

[Æther Reaper]

thegeneralpublic's leap :2mana::u::u:
Instant
All creature you control gain flying. Tap all creatures without flying.
"The meaning of general public often changes to reflect who is about to get their butts whooped."

[thegeneralpublic]

Æther Reaper :3mana::b::u:
Creature - Reaper
:3mana::u::b:, reveal CARDNAME from your hand: Put CARDNAME into play blocking target unblocked creature.
Whenever CARDNAME deals combat damage to a creature, destroy that creature at the end of combat.
Watch your back, watch where you go, but you'll never see the Æther Reaper strike.
1/1

[Yawgmoth]

Leap Into The Future :2::u::r:
Sorcery
If you control a creature that has flying and first strike, take an additional turn after this one.
At the beginning of your next upkeep, all your creature gains flying and first strike until end of turn.

;) :P

[thegeneralpublic]

[card:07077d7b58]Panoptic Mirror[/card:07077d7b58]. 'nuff said.

Fly away! :u::u:
Instant
Target creature gains flying until end of turn.
Think moths.

[Tekkactus]

Post-Infused Hulk :3mana::g::g:
Creature- Giant

No player may have more permanents than you. If they already do, they sacrifice permanents until you are equal.

3/3

[thegeneralpublic]

The Hat :4mana:
Artifact
:tap:: Put a 3/3 colorless Estos creature token into play.
"Wait, isn't that supposed to be a rabbit?"-Tekk

[Maleficent]

The General Public's Stupidity :3mana::u::r:
Enchantment

Each player skips his or her draw step.
Creatures without flying don't untap during their controllers' untap steps.
"FWEEEE!!"

[Tekkactus]

Hey, I say FWEEE!

Holy Crap, Dragons. :2mana::r::r:
Sorcery

Put a 3/3 red dragon token with flying into play.

[evilrabbitman]

Tekk's Smart Move :r: :r: :u: :u: :w: :w: :b: :b: :g: :g:

sorecery

you may only play this if you have 1 life.
you win the game

[Syphon]

Evil Rabbit Man :11mana: :b: :b: :b: :b: :b:
Creature - Demon
When Evil Rabbit Man comes into play, target player sacrifices all his or her permanents.
"It was smaller, no, smaller. We're not even talking dwarves for earrings. But he temper was so bad!"

[Luthervamplord]

Syphoning Funds :3mana;;u::b:
Instant

Tap all lands you don't control. You may draw a number of cards equal to the number of lands tapped in this mana.

'Why working for a living when theft is far easier'

(Not to suggest you're a theif, but you name implies stealling!)

[Tekkactus]

No one likes you, Ixidor :r::r:
Instant

Destroy target Illusion.

"L is for loser!"

[Luthervamplord]

Infestation :3mana::b::b:
Sorcery

Destroy target land. Place three 1/1 Black insect tokens into play under your control.

[Syphon]

Look at me, I'm a Wizard
Instant
:1 mana: :u: :u:
Play ~ only when your opponent has a Wizard in play under his or her control.
Gain control of target Wizard, land and enchantment. If your opponent has no land or enchantment in play, you lose the game.
"Eeh...this can go two ways. Good, or bad"

[Starcore]

Projectile Vomit :1mana: :b:
Instant
Put 2 -1/-1 counters on target creature. Then put a -1/-1 counter on target creature you control.
"And you thought it was a spirit coming out of his throat."

[Tekkactus]

The Horn of Gondor :3mana:
Artifact

:2mana:: Tap target female creature.

[Starcore]

Fashionable Ghost :b: :w:
Creature - Spirit
:tap:: Attach target equipment card to Fashionable Ghost.
1/1

[Neuromancer]

Crazy Ranger 1RG
Creature- Human Rogue

Crazy Ranger attacks each turn if able.
Sacrifice Crazy Ranger: Destroy target artifact

4/2

[Syphon]

The Mute Button
Artifact
:6:
Counter all artifact spells target player plays.
"This works far better than all those counterspells"

[Æther Reaper]

Syphon :3mana::r::r:
Instant
Destroy all blue permanents.
"Drinkin' them blue guys is fun!" - Random stupid goblin

[Starcore]

Æther Assassin :3mana: :b: :u:
Creature - Assassin Spirit
:tap:: Destroy target creature. If that creature is black, that creature's controller discards a card. If it is blue, draw a card.
2/2

[Maleficent]

Star-Core :3mana::r::b:
Legendary Enchantment

When Star-Core comes into play, you get X 1/1 indestructible Starcore artifact creature tokens, where X is the number of creatures your opponent controls.
When Star-Core leaves play, remove all Starcore tokens from the game.
The next time damage would be dealt to a player by an opponent, that player wins the game.
Creatures must block if able.

[UnknownKnowned]

Maleficent, Dragon Home
Legendary land

:tap: add :1mana: to your mana pool, Maleficent does one damage to you
:tap: :3mana::r::r: put a 3/3 red dragon token with flying into play

[thegeneralpublic]

Maleficent! :3mana::b::w:
Instant
Destroy all creatures that dealt damage this turn.
"Little known fact: Maleficent is a derivative of the word magnificent and splicing the root 'mal,' meaning 'bad.' This adjective was normally used to describe people who had done so well that everyone thought he or she should die."-Language Stuies

[Yawgmoth]

All Peeing Butcher :r::b::b:
Creature - Horror Butcher
When All Peeing Butcher attacks, all creatures defending player controls get -1/-1 until end of turn.
"Argh! I'm covered in acid pee! It burns!"
3/1

[thegeneralpublic]

Leyline of Yawgs :u:
Enchantment
-Leyline ability-
When ~ comes into play, put a 1/1 yellow moth creature token with flying into play.
"What?! It's Yellow Annoying Winged Great Surprise!"-thegeneralpublic

[Maleficent]

TGP, Anagram Amalgamator :3mana:
Artifact

:3mana:, :tap:: Change the name of a card in any zone using only letters its name. This effect doesn't end at end of turn.
"No more meddling for you!"

[thegeneralpublic]

Pink Elephant of DOOM! :5mana::oops::oops:
Legendary Creature - Elephant Lord
Trample, Haste
Boom.

[Tekkactus]

Pink Elephant :r::b:
Creature- Elephant Horror

3/2
"Don't let it fool you, he's pure evil!"

[Maleficent]

Tekkactus, Master of Guildpavatars :2mana::w::u::r::b::g:
Legendary Creature - Avatar Lord

When Tekkactus comes into play, you gain ownership of all Avatars in play.
:w::u::r::b::g:, :tap:: Gain control of target Avatar you own.
As long as Tekkactus is tapped, all creatures in play are Avatars in addition to their other types.
5/5

"...if you usurp my legacy, so help me."

[Starcore]

The Wicked Maleficent :3mana::b::b:
Legendary Creature - Witch
:2mana::b::b:, :tap:: Gain control of target creature.
You may remember her as the crazy chick from Kingdom Hearts or the Magic Deck Vortex forums.
3/3

[Maleficent]

Her?!!

Starcore, As Cool as It Gets :4mana::g::g:
Creature - Plant

0/1

:P

[Starcore]

Hey, it's not my fault you took the name of an infamous Disney character. =P

Not-So-Maleficent :b::b::b:
Creature - Clone
When Not-So-Maleficent comes into play, if you're playing against Maleficent, give him a hug. If you're not playing against Maleficent, all players sacrifice all creatures and their souls to Maleficent. This effect does not end after the game is over.
0/1

[Maleficent]

It's not mine either, they stole it from me in the future!! (If you look it up, you'll see that it means working or productive of harm or evil :P sheesh)

Michigandering :xmana::u::u:
Sorcery

You gain control of any number of target creatures whose combined converted mana costs equal X. You cannot target tokens this way.
Put a Prison counter on each of those creatures. Creatures with Prison counters cannot attack or tap to use abilities unless you pay X, where X is that creature's converted mana cost.
Welcome all to Michigan, the great state of prisons!

[Starcore]

The Red Dot That Marks The Spot :1mana:
Artifact
What, you thought it was going to do something?

[Syphon]

Obscene warrior guy
:w::w:
Creature - Human Warrior
Make an obscene gesture: regenerate Obscene warrior guy
"And this is for the Westmark!" *flips off the other guy*

[Starcore]

Naughty Language Filter :4mana:
Artifact
If a player has 10 or more Naughty Language counters, that player is banned and automatically forfeits the game.
:tap:: Give target player a Naughty Language counter.
"*(?&@#%!!!"
-Syphon

[Tekkactus]

Stark Hoar :w::b:
Creature- Spirit

~ can't be the target of spells or abilities.

2/2

[UnknownKnowned]

Avatar Billboards :4mana:
Legendary Artifact

:tap: look at target players hand
:b::b::g::g: remove target card in a players hand from the game

"thats mine"

[Yawgmoth]

Mindprobe :u::b:
Instant
Name a nonland card. Each player reveals his or her hand and discards from it all cards with that name. Draw a card for each card discarded this way.

[thegeneralpublic]

The Unknown Known :u::b:
Legendary Sorcery
Shuffle your library. Then, reveal cards from the top of your library until you reveal a non-land card. Put that card into your hand, then shuffle the other revealed cards into your library.

[Yawgmoth]

Damn you ignoring me!

Public Gun :1mana:
Artifact - Equipment
Equiped creature gets +3/+0 and gains first strike.
:1mana:: Attach Public Gun to target creature. Any player may play this ability.
Equip :2mana:

[thegeneralpublic]

Sorry!

The Ignored :u::w:
Creature - Human Rogue
~ cannot be the target of spells or abilities.
~ is unblockable.
1/1

[Yusuke]

All Peeing Butcher - :1mana::manarg::manarg:
Poster - Human Butcher
:tap:, sacrifice a creature: Gain 5 life.
:tap:, pay 5 life: Destroy target Creature.
3/1

[Yawgmoth]

Order's Downfall :2mana::w::w:
Instant
Destroy all black creatures, they can't be regenerated. You gain 3 life for each creature put into a graveyard this way.

[thegeneralpublic]

Leyline of Ignorance :2mana::u::u:
Enchantment
~Leyline~
All creatures are unblockable.

[Æther Reaper]

Leyline of Leap :2mana::u::u:
Enchantment
~Leyline ability~
Creatures you control gain flying whenever they attack.

[thegeneralpublic]

Æther Strike
Enchantment
Creatures you control have ninjutsu equal to their casting cost minus :1mana:

[Æther Reaper]

I like the fact my card can't be played.

Daring flaming leap :3mana::u::r::r:
Instant
Replicate - Sacrifice an insland and two mountains.
Target creature gains +3/+0, double strike, and flying until end of turn.

[thegeneralpublic]

Æther Strike :4mana::u::b:
Enchantment
Creatures you control have ninjutsu equal to their casting cost minus :1mana:.

There's my card. Happy now? :roll:

[Yawgmoth]

Jumpy Fellow :r::u:
Creature - Human Leaper
Flying, first strike
When Jumpy Fellow attacks, it gets +1/+0 until end of turn.
1/1

[Æther Reaper]

Yawgmoth's remains :2mana::b::b:
Legendary Creature - Demon
Fear
When ~ leaves play, sacrifice all lands you control.
7/4

[Tekkactus]

One Step Forward And Two Leaps Back :2mana::b::b:
Sorcery

As an additional cost to play ~, sacrifice two legendary lands.
You may put a creature from your hand into play without paying it's mana cost.

[Yawgmoth]

Plan A :r::g:
Instant
Play only during combat.
All creatures target player controls are attacking.

[Starcore]

Convergence of Alpha and Omega :b::w:
Sorcery
As an additional casting cost, sacrifice 2 creatures.
Put a creature from your hand into play.

[Syphon]

Dead Paladin Guy
:b::b::b:
Creature - Zombie Paladin
3/2
Whenever Dead Paladin Guy gets flipped off, put a -1/-1 counter on it.
"He flipped me off! How dare he?!"

[Starcore]

Haunting Looming Poisonous Spirit :3mana::b::b:
Creature - Spirit
:tap:: Put a poison counter on target creature.
:b::b:, :tap:: Put a haunting counter on target creature.
If a creature has 3 or more poison counters on it, destroy it.
If a creature has a haunting counter on it, it's controller must flip a coin for each haunting counter on it before attacking. If any flip lands on tails, that creature cannot attack.
1/4

[Yawgmoth]

Starcore and Boromir :2mana::b::r:
Legendary Creature - Human Warrior Soldier
Whenever you play a black spell, target creature gets +1/-1 until end of turn.
Whenever you play a red spell, target creature gains first strike until end of turn.
3/3

[UnknownKnowned]

One handed Madman :b::b:
Creature-Demon

When ~ would be removed from the game, you may put it into your hand instead.
1/3

[Yawgmoth]

Know the Unknown :u::b:
Instant
Search target player’s library for up to two cards and remove them from the game. Then that player shuffles his or her library.
Draw a card.

[Luthervamplord]

UnknownKnowned :xmana::u::u:
Instant

Reveal the top X cards of target players library

"Stop flashing that around, out there for all and his own to see!"

[Yawgmoth]

Urza, the Vampire Lord :5mana::u::b::b:
Legendary Creature - Vampire Wizard
Fear
Whenever a creature is put into a graveyard from play, put a +1/+1 counter on Urza.
Whenever you discard a card, Urza deals 1 damage to target creature or player.
4/4

[Ghurhgs]

Yawgmoth, "My Icon Is Now From Helsing" :2mana::b::b::b:
Legendary Creature - Black Faced, White Gloved Menace

-Glovewalk (if an opponent is wearing a glove, this creature is unblockable.)
-:tap:: change the art of this card to something else that isn't easily recognizable but looks cool anyways.
3/3
100



~Odd how my 100'th legend features Yawgmoth's icon....

[Yawgmoth]

Rink, the Storm Trooper :w::w::r::r:
Legendary Creature - Hylian Soldier
Triple strike.
Protection from black and blue.
1/4

Special edition:

Ghurhgs, Legend-maker :w::b:
Legendary creature - Human Horror Lord
:xmana::xmana::w::b:, return Ghurghs to its owner's hand, :tap:: Search your library for up to X legendary creature and put them into your hand.
"He had made hundreds of heroes. Literaly."
2/1

[Luthervamplord]

Time Magus :4mana::u:
Creature - Human Wizard

:4mana::tap:: Remove the top five cards of your library from the game. Take another turn at the end of this one.

0/4

[Tekkactus]

Time Magus :4mana::u:
Creature - Human Wizard

:4mana::tap:: Remove the top five cards of your library from the game. Take another turn at the end of this one.

0/4

Broken as h*ll :u:
Instant

You win the game.

"What did you expect, it's a blue instant!"

[Yawgmoth]

Abuse Nothing :b:
Instant
If you played One With Nothing this turn, you win the game.
"What did you expect? We leave no card unbroken."

[Runeblade]

Abuse Yawgmoth :b::b::b::b::b::b:
Instant

You may hit target player with target wrench. If that player is named Yawgmoth, he or she loses the game. If that player is named anything other than Yawgmoth, you lose the game and that player may hit you twice with target wrench.

"Phyrexic Violence. It can happen to you.

[Interpolled]

Runeblade 2[g]
creature- elf soldier goblin wizard myr sliver
when runeblade comes into play, if your not playing a tribal decek, you lose the game.

18/18

[Starcore]

Intrapolled :1mana::u::u:
Sorcery
Play only on your turn.
Each of you and your teammates draws a card. Choose one of those cards. You may play that card without paying it's casting cost. Remove the other cards from the game.

[Syphon]

Oh God, Not Him Again
Instant
:b::b::b:
Whenever you play Oh God, Not Him Again, return target creature from your graveyard into play. You lose 4 life.
"What the hell? Why is it always HIM before me?"

[Yawgmoth]

Syphon of Souls :2mana::b::b::b:
Legendary Enchantment
At the beginning of each players upkeep, that player may sacrifice a creature. If he or she doesn't put two charge counters on Syphon of Souls.
At the end of your upkeep, remove all charge counters on Syphon of Souls. Each other player loses life equal to the number of counters removed this way. You gain life equal to the life lost this way.

[Starcore]

Leyline of Unity :w::u::b::r::g:
Enchantment
If Leyline of Unity is in your starting hand, you may begin the game with it in play.
All basic lands you control can produce one many of any color when tapped for mana.
Through convergence of all can all be obtained.

[Syphon]

Surrender
Sorcery
:w::w::w:
Discard your hand and sacrifice all your permanents.
Your life total is reduced to 1.
"That's it, I give up" - Syphon

[Yawgmoth]

Haunting, Looming, Poisonous Syphon :3mana::b::b::b:
Legendary Creature - Spirit Horror Shade
Whenever Syphon attacks and isn’t blocked, defending player gets a poison counter. (A player with ten or more poison counters loses the game.)
:b:: Syphon gets +1/+1 until end of turn.
Haunt (When this card is put into a graveyard from play, remove it from the game haunting target creature.)
When Syphon comes into play or the creature it haunts is put into a graveyard, Syphon deals 2 damage to each other player. You gain life equal to the damage dealt this way.
3/3

[Starcore]

Swedish Demon Lord :3mana::b::b:
Creature - Demon Lord
All other Demons you control get +1/+1.
Sacrifice a creature: All Demons you control get +1/+1 until end of turn.
4/4

[thegeneralpublic]

Horn of Gandor :1mana:
Artifact
:tap:, tap an untapped creature you control: Tap target creature.

[Yawgmoth]

Stupidity of the General Public :r::r::w::w:
Instant
Each creature deals damage to itself equal to it's power.

[thegeneralpublic]

Evil Hand of Death :manawb::manawb:
Creature - Hand
:tap:: Choose one - Target creature gets -0/-2 until end of turn, or you gain 2 life.

[Tekkactus]

thegeneralpublic :1mana::g:
Creature- Mob

~ p/t is equal to the number of vanilla creatures in play +1.

*+1/*+1

[UnknownKnowned]

Vaudeville Insect Problem :g::b:
instant

all insects get +1/+1

[thegeneralpublic]

Holy Random Dragons Batman! :xmana::u::b:
Instant
Flip a coin. If heads, choose a color. Reveal cards from the top of your library until you reveal a card of the chosen color. Then, put the next X cards in your library on the bottom of your library. Shuffle your library afterword.
"There were no good design submissions for this card."

[Syphon]

Boing
Instant
:u:
Throw target card up in the air. If it lands face down, sacrifice it.
If it lands face up, put a +1/+1 counter on it.
"Boing!"

[Yawgmoth]

Phyrexian Pirate :1mana::u::b:
Creature - Horror Pirate
Islandwalk, swampwalk.
When Phyrexian Pirate deals damage to a player, draw a card.
2/2

[Starcore]

Phyrexian Peacebringer :4mana::b::b:
Creature - Demon Horror
Whenever a creature attacks, it's controller must sacrifice 2 life or that creature cannot attack. This damage cannot be prevented or redirected
The Phyrexians had an unusual sort of peace.
3/3

[thegeneralpublic]

The Ring of Randomness :5mana:
Artifact
:3mana:: Target player reveals the top card of their library.
:tap:: Target player shuffles his or her library.
:tap:: Target player puts the top 4 cards of his or her library on the bottom of his or her library.
:tap:: Target player cuts their library.

[Starcore]

Leap into the Past :4mana::u::u::u:
Sorcery
Return any cards you played this turn to your hand. Untap all permanents you control. You are now in your upkeep phase.

[jonas]

Starcore :2mana: :r: :w:

-instant-

Target creatures gains double strike, first strike and protection of the chosen color until end of turn. Sacrifise that creature at end of turn

[Yawgmoth]

Something random:

Jonas, Dimir Moroii :3mana::u::b:
Legendary Creature - Vampire Lord
At the beginning of your upkeep, Jonas deals 4 damage to you.
All vampires gains flying and has "Whenever this creature deals damage to a player, put a +1/+1 counter on it."
When Jonas deals damage, put a +1/+1 counter on Jonas.
4/4

[Starcore]

I Can't Get Away From This Guy :u::g:
Instant
Target creature gets Rampage 3 until end of turn. If that creature attacks, all creatures able to block it must do so.

[Yawgmoth]

Starcore
Land
Starcore can't be the target of spells or abilities.
Discard a card: Put a charge counter on Starcore.
:tap:: Add :w: for each charge counter on Starcore, then remove a charge counter from Starcore..

[thegeneralpublic]

Wizard of Time :6mana::u::u:
Creature - Wizard
Remove CARDNAME from the game: Take an extra turn after this one. Skip yoru untap phase.

Off of yawg's poster level.

[Yawgmoth]

Grasshopper of the Future :u::r::g:
Creature - Insect Weird
Flying, first strike, haste, trample.
Sacrifice Grasshopper of the Future: Flip a coin. If you win the flip, take an extra turn after this one.
3/1

[thegeneralpublic]

Place :3mana::u:
Instant
End the phase.
"Place is resolution.”

[Yawgmoth]

A Beeping Cell Hurt :r::b::b:
Instant
Destroy target creature, A Beeping Cell Hurt deals damage equal to that creatures power to target creature or player.
"WTF?"

[thegeneralpublic]

Place :2mana::w::u:
Instant
Regerate all creatures.
Draw a card.
"Place is peace of mind and understanding."

[Starcore]

Temporal Anomaly :7mana::u::u:
Instant
As an additional casting cost to Temporal Anomaly, discard 5 cards from your hand. For each card you cannot discard, sacrifice 2 permanents in play. If you cannot, counter Temporal Anomaly.
End the current player's turn.

[Yawgmoth]

Paladin of the Stars :w::w::w:
Creature - Human Soldier Cleric
When Paladin of the Stars comes into play, choose a colour.
Paladin of the Stars has protection from the chosen colour.
2/1

[Tekkactus]

Acid Slash :2mana::b:
Instant

Tap target creature. ~ deals 2 damage to that creature.
"AAARGH! MY EYES!!"

[Yawgmoth]

Walking Billboard :1mana::r::r::g:
Creature - Elemental Construct
Trample
At the beginning of your upkeep, Walking Billboard deals 2 damage to each creature without flying.
4/4

[Starcore]

Phyrexian Domination :b::b::b:
Enchantmant
All nonland cards you own that are not in play are black. All nonland permanents you control are black. All basic lands you control are swamps. All colored mana symbols on all of these cards are :b:.

[Yusuke]

Dead Among the Ranks - :b:
Creature - Zombie
:b:: Regenerate ~.
0/1
"Happy now?"

[hogrefe]

Boredom-:1mana::w:
Creature-YusukeCleric
:0mana::ChangeYourAvatar
0.25/1000000
"HavingFun?"

[Starcore]

Bill of Rights :5mana:
Legendary Artifact
:5mana:, :tap:: Change the rules text on target card so that it complies with the US Constitution [i](This means no murdering, no tax evasion, no hookers, etc. Lies and deception are still okay)

[hogrefe]

Tekkactus :u: :b:
LegendaryCreature-inHuman
:tap: :Blow_the_Horn_of_Gondor
0.35/0.16

[Yawgmoth]

No Spacebar Man :w::r::g:
Legendary Creature - Hero Lord
Replace all spaces in the rules text of all permanent with "_".
3/1

[Starcore]

Grayscale :b::w:
Instant
Change the colors on target card to black and white until end of turn.

[hogrefe]

Soy_negro! :b:
Creature-Demon
Soy_Negro_comes_into_play_with_a_+1+1_counter.
0/1

[thegeneralpublic]

SpacebarDeteriorator :3mana::b::b:
Creature-HumanAnnoyance
Playerscannotputspacesinbetweentheirwords.
3/1

[lionden_56]

TGP, insane poster :2mana::u:
Creature-poster
:t:: target creature has flying until end of turn.
1/1

[Tekkactus]

Lightish Red :r::w:
Enchantment

All creatures in play aren't red and white.

[Yawgmoth]

Alternate Vortex Pass :5mana::u::r:
Instant
Players play a MAGIC subgame, using their libraries as their decks. The player who wins may search his or her library for up to five cards and put them into his or her hand.

[Luthervamplord]

Time Vortex :1mana::u::u::u:

Sacrifice <THIS>: Take an extra turn at the end of this turn. You lose the game at the end of that turn.

"And Yawgmoth did bend time around his will, but at great cost to himself."

[hogrefe]

The "L" Word :b: :mrgreen: :u:
Enchantment
Players cannot say a word that starts with "L" (or it may upset the L man)

[Starcore]

Hogrefe's Militia :2mana::r::r:
Creature - Mob
Hogrefe's Militia cannot be targeted by other player's cards.
"My Constitution is better than yours!"
3/4

[lionden_56]

Starcore, LOTR fan. WUBRG
Creature-Poster
If an opponent says Horn of Gondor during your match, Starcore gets +1/+1 until end of turn.

[Æther Reaper]

Who's the MOLE? :2mana::u::w::r::g::b:
Instant
Target Lionden_56 tells target Æther Reaper who is the mole in the game Who is the MOLE.
Draw seven cards.
"If you don't tell me, I will hunt you down, kill you, eat your bones, and shove your parents in a blender!" - Æther Reaper's threats towards Lionden_56

[Starcore]

False Threats :1mana::r:
Instant
Target creature cannot attack this turn.
"I smell a bluff."
-Starcore

[thegeneralpublic]

Bluffer Smeller :3mana::u:
Creature - Human Rogue
Players play with their hands revealed.
:1mana:: Name a card. An opponent may guess if it is in your hand. Then, reveal your hand. If they guessed wrong, draw a card. Any player may play this ability.
3/4

[Tekkactus]

Powdersmith :2mana::r::r:
Creature- Smith

Whenever you discard a card from your hand, remove it from the game. ~ deals 1 damage to target player.

3/2
"BOOM!"

[thegeneralpublic]

Insect Swarm :3mana::g::g:
Creature - Insect
~'s power and toughness is equal to the number of insects you control.
Uh-oh.

[hogrefe]

The Public :3mana: :w: :w:
Creature-Human Mob
Flying, Banding with other human mobs.When a card named Rocket Launcher is put into play, destroy all human mobs.
4/2
"Lets lead a revolt against communism!" Last words of some revoltist somewhere, probably in China..."[/card]

[Starcore]

Friends with the Public :3mana::w:
Enchantment
If any player controls a card named The Public, that player cannot attack you.

[Yawgmoth]

Public Enemy Number One :b::b::b::b:
Creature - Enemy Villain Lord
When Public Enemy Number One comes into play, destroy all other creatures.
At the beginning of each player's upkeep, that player may return a creature from any graveyard to play under his or her control.
4/4

[Starcore]

Black Mage #1 :2mana::b:
Creature - Wizard
:tap:: Target player must figure out what our mission is in the Mole game.
2/4

[Tekkactus]

Farmington Hills Me! :1::r:
Sorcery

Target player tries to come up with a weird sexual inuendo. If they can't (judged by everyone else in the room), ~ deals 189202 damage to them.

[hogrefe]

Drawing School :w: :u:
Instant
Target player must draw a pathetic picture and give it to target opponent. That opponent may then burn that player at the stake charging that player of heresy with his insulting drawings of a religious symbol, or draw two cards.

[thegeneralpublic]

Triangle Symbol :3mana:
Artifact
Only 3 creatures may attack each combat.
Only 3 creatures may block each combat.

[Starcore]

Abbreviation (Abbr.) :4mana:
Sorcery
(This is considered a colorless spell)
Target player must think of an abbreviation for their name. If they cannot, that player consumes the nearest bottle or can of alcohol (Whichever is within closest reach).
We were going to make this card blue, but we figured people would get so messed up they'd stop caring anyways.

[Anonymous]

Clever Euphemism :1mana::u:
Enchantment
When ~ comes into play, name a nonland card.
Whenever the named card is played, you may sacrifice ~. If you do, draw X cards, where X is equal to the converted mana cost of the named card.
"Wait, doesn't that mean..."

[thegeneralpublic]

The Owl of the General Consensus :1::u:
Creature - Bird
Flying
Whenever a player plays a spell, each of that player's opponents may agree to counter it. If they do, sacrafice ~ and counter that spell.
1/1

[lionden_56]

The uber-long sig of DEATH!!! :3mana::b:
Instant R
Put target card into TGP's sig.

at least its better than all those smilies

[thegeneralpublic]

Epic :3mana::u:
Instant
The next spell you play gains Epic. (This effect doesn't end at the end of turn.)

[lionden_56]

Originally posted by thegeneralpublic
Epic :3mana::u:
Instant
The next spell you play gains Epic. (This effect doesn't end at the end of turn.)

That card would be so much fun. Too bad it would forget any X values. "I'll [card:30e9c54a3f]Drain Life[/card:30e9c54a3f] you for 10. Every turn." That would be sweet.

[thegeneralpublic]

Epic-er :3mana::u:
Instant
The next spell you play gains Epic. If that spell has X in its mana cost, X is equal to the value of X the last time it was played. (This effect doesn't end at the end of turn.)

[lionden_56]

TGP, legendary undercoster :3mana::u:
Spells created by TGP cost an additional :2mana: to play.
Epic-er should cost way more than 4

[thegeneralpublic]

Epic-est :5mana::u::u:
Instant
The next spell you play gains Epic. If that spell has X in its mana cost, X is equal to the value of X the last time it was played. (This effect doesn't end at the end of turn.)

[hogrefe]

TGPeristicalnessenmafyer :1mana:
Artifact
:tap: :add an ending of your choice to any name.
"TGPeristicalnessenmafyererest"

[Starcore]

Illogical :1mana::u:
Instant
Counter target spell if it couldn't happen in reality.
This is entirely illogical. I must consult the Kangaroo Court.

[Luthervamplord]

Dead Un-Paladin :4mana::b:
Creature - Skeleton Knight

:b: : ~ gets +1/+1 until the end of the turn.
Protection from White

2/3

[Yawgmoth]

Luther, Protestant Vampire :5mana::w::b:
Legendary Creature - Vampire Cleric
Flying
All Clerics are Protestant and has "Whenever this creature deals damage, put a +1/+1 counter on it."
5/4

[Starcore]

Yawgmoth's Bodyguard :5mana::b::b::b:
Creature - Demon
If Yawgmoth is in play, Yawgmoth's Bodyguard can block any number of creatures.
For each creature past the first that Yawgmoth's Bodyguard blocks, reduce the damage dealt to Yawgmoth's Bodyguard by 1 for each creature it is blocking.
:tap:: Destroy target non-black creature. It cannot be regenerated.
6/6

[Yawgmoth]

Star's Core
Land
:tap:: Add :w::r: to your mana pool, Star's Core deals 3 damage to you.
:1mana::w::r:, :tap:, sacrifice Star's Core: Star's Core deals 3 damage to target creature or player.

[thegeneralpublic]

The Cold North :3mana::u::r:
Enchantment
At the begining of each player's upkeep, ta each creature he or she controls and CARDNAME deals one damage to each creature that player controls unless he or she pays :1mana: for each creature he or she controls.

[Luthervamplord]

Raining Cats and Dogs :4mana::g:
Instant

All non-human creatures lose Flying until the end of the turn.

[thegeneralpublic]

L is for Luther :0mana:
Artifact - Tome
As long as every letter of the English alphabet is printed on a card in play, ~ has ":tap:: Draw a card."

[hogrefe]

Ingenious Strength :w:
Enchantment
If you control three lands that together spell out TGP with their first letters, you win

[thegeneralpublic]

The Constitution :6mana:
Legendary Artifact
If an opponent would commit an act you deem unconstituionable, ~ deals 3 damage to him or her.

[Starcore]

Most Humorous Poster (2005) :5mana:
Legendary Poster - No Subtype
Most Humorous Poster (2005) is the colors that are used to cast it. You must use at least one color when casting Most Humorous Poster (2005) or this is a completely worthless card and should be ripped up immediately.
:tap:: Make a joke. If someone laughs, prevent all damage that would be dealt to you and creatures you control this turn.
2/2

[thegeneralpublic]

A proud member :4mana::b:
Creature - Member
As long as you are a member of somthing, this card feels proud (No, it does not affect the game.).
5/5

[Starcore]

Lawl :manawu:
Instant
Target player must laugh or lose the game.
"This is funny, right? RIGHT?!"

[Tekkactus]

Drawl :manabr:
Instant

Target player must frown or lose the game.

"I have nothing to be happy about; I'm undead, you jerk!"

[Starcore]

Tekkactus, Devoted Deckmech :2mana::w::w:
Legendary Poster - Hero
Tekkactus, Devoted Deckmech cannot be controlled by other players.
:tap:: Gain control of target permanent you own.
3/3

[evilrabbitman]

Gondor's Knight :2mana: :w:

legendary-knight

:tap: say something funney: you win the game if an opponent laughs. you lose if he/she dosnt.

1/1

[thegeneralpublic]

The Holy Hand Grenade :0mana:
Legendary Artifact
At the begining of your upkeep, put a charge counter on ~.
When there are 3 or more charge counters on ~, sacrafice it and it deals X damage to target creature or player, where X is the amoutn of charge coutners were on it.

[Yawgmoth]

WUBRG Police :w::u::b::r::g:
Legendary Creature - Homarid Abomination Wizard
Landwalk, Substance.
:w::u::b::r::g:, discard a card: Target player cannot play spells this turn.
6/7

[boiwithteeth]

Yawgmoth the Ineffeable (no casting cost)(Black)
Creature- Demon
Trample
When yawgmoth is turned face up choose a creature type, ~ is that type.
At the beginning of your upkeep roll a 6 sided die. ~ gets +X/+X where X is the rolled number.(this effect doesn't end at the end of your turn.)
Morph :4mana::b::b::b::b:

[Starcore]

Dancing Skunk :w::b:
Creature - Skunk
:tap:, Perform a little dance: Prevent the next 2 damage that would be dealt to you.
:3mana:, :tap:, Fart: Prevent all damage that would be dealt this turn (The fart must be audible. If defication is caused while attempting, you lose the game)
0/2

[Yawgmoth]

Undead Hermit :3mana::b::g:
Creature - Zombie Hermit
When Undead Hermit comes into play, put two 1/1 black and green Zombie Squirrels into play under your control.
All squirrels have swampwalk and get +0/+1
All zombies have forestwalk and get +1/+0
1/1

[thegeneralpublic]

Fireball to the Face!!! :3mana::r::r:
Enchantment
Whenever a spell you control would deal more than 10 damage to an opponent, it deals twice that much damage instead.

[Tekkactus]

TGP Ward :3mana::w::w:
Enchantment

Prevent all lethal damage to creatures.

[thegeneralpublic]

The Insect Mod :3mana::g::g:
Creature - Insect Lord
Other insects you control get +1/+2.
~'s power and toughness is equal to the number of insects you control.
*/*

[Tekkactus]

Spamalanche :x::r:
Sorcery

~ deals X damage to all creatures and all players.
Storm

[thegeneralpublic]

Tekkactus, Arrogant Fool! :g::g::g:
Legendary Creature - Insect
~ comes into play with 20 +1/+1 counters on it.
At the begining of your upkeep, remove 5 +1/+1 counters from ~.
0/0

[Yawgmoth]

Technological Cactus :u::u::g:
Creature - Plant Mutant
Trample, Islandwalk.
At the beginning of your upkeep, equip all equipments you control on Technological Cactus.
Hunter Seeker Robots - :2mana::u:, discard a card from your hand: Technological Cactus deals 2 damage for each equipment attached to Technological Cactus to target creature.
1/2

whoops...

[thegeneralpublic]

Mistake Maker :u::b:
Creature - Human
Whenever you make a mistake, ~ gets -1/-1 until end of turn.
5/5

[Yawgmoth]

3000 Posts! :w::u::b::r::g:
Instant - Arcane
If controller has a total of 3000 posts in his or her library, he or she wins the game at end of turn.
"Now you know..." - The Dark Wanderer

[thegeneralpublic]

The Ineffable :3mana::manawu::manaub::manabr::manarg::managw:
Legendary Creature - Human Lord
~ is indestructible.
~ has every keyworded ability (even if it isn't in play).. If that ability would have a number, that number is one. If that ability would have a cost, that cost is :5mana:.
2/2

It's a 2/2 because it only costs :5mana: to play. Talk about splashable. (Can you figure out why?)

[boiwithteeth]

Originally posted by Starcore
Dancing Skunk :w::b:
Creature - Skunk
:tap:, Perform a little dance: Prevent the next 2 damage that would be dealt to you.
:3mana:, :tap:, Fart: Prevent all damage that would be dealt this turn (The fart must be audible. If defication is caused while attempting, you lose the game)
0/2

btw its a Badger(click) (http://www.badgerbadgerbadger.comurl)

Leaper the mighty :u::u::r:
Legendary Creature - Leaper
:tap: Do a jump, Target creature gains flying until end of turn, draw a card.
1/1

[evilrabbitman]

kenya is my fav (http://www.weebls-stuff.com/toons/kenya/) (click)

[Yawgmoth]

The Ineffable also has cumulative upkeep 5, echo, phasing, fading 1... And what sort of affinity does it have? It has Sunburst though, so I guess it coul turn out a 7/7. I don't really know how it can cost only 5? I first though it would be the Bringer-ability, but that wasn't keyworded I remembered :/ Very weird card it is.

Shark Rabbit :u::g:
Creature - Beast Monster
Islandhome, Foresthome.
11/11

[Starcore]

The Dark One :6mana::b::b::b:
Legendary Creature - God
Flying, Phasing, First Strike, Trample, Haste, Fading 9, Cumulative Upkeep 1 Human Sacrifice (The real kind), Echo, Sunburst, Affinity For Human Sacrifices
When The Dark One comes into play, if you don't sacrifice any humans that are within 500 feet of the playing field, you are seriously disturbed.
9/9

[thegeneralpublic]

Starcore :5mana:
Artifact
Sunburst, Sunburst
Remove a charge counter from ~: Add one mana of any color to your mana pool. Use this ability only twice each turn.

[Starcore]

Guy Wrapped In Fire :r::r:
Creature - Burning Fiery Dude
Flying
:tap:: Deal 1 damage to target creature or player.
1/1

[Yawgmoth]

Machinist of the Stars :3mana::w::u::b::r:
Legendary Creature - Human Wizard Guardian
Flying, vigilance, haste.
:b:: Regenerate Machinist of the Stars.
At the beginning of your upkeep, choose one - search your library for a card and put it into your hand; or search your library for a artifact card and put it into play.
5/5

Uh...?

[Luthervamplord]

Superglue Acciddent
:3mana::u::u:
Enchant Permenant - Aura

Target tapped creature does not untap during its controllers untap phase.

[Tekkactus]

R&D Jr. :w:
Creature- Human Child

Sacrifice ~: Ignore errata on target card until end of turn.

1/1

[Starcore]

Well-Dressed Shadow :xmana::b:
Creature - Shadow
Well-Dressed Shadow comes into play as a copy of target creature with converted casting cost equal to or less than X. You may only use black mana to pay for X. It still retains it's abilities. If there are no other creatures in play, it's power and toughness are equal to 1.
:b::b:: Regenerate Well-Dressed Shadow.
*/*

Yawgmoth: What? I liked the usage of the profile info, though.

[Yawgmoth]

Undead Machinist :b:
Creature - Zombie Artificer
:b:, :tap:: Choose target creature a player controls and target artifact card in that player’s graveyard. If both targets are still legal as this ability resolves, that player sacrifices the creature in play, then puts the artifact from his or her graveyard into play.
1/1

[Starcore]

Artisan Apprentice :u:
Creature - Human
:3mana:, :tap:: Put a token that is a copy of target creature with converted casting cost of 2 or less into play with haste. At the end of your turn, sacrifice that token.
0/1

[thegeneralpublic]

Starcore :2mana:
Artifact
:tap:: Add one mana of any color to your mana pool.

[Yawgmoth]

Tuxed(o) Shadow :b::b::b:
Creature - Shade
Tuxedowalk
:b:: Tuxed(o) Shadow gets +1/+1 until end of turn.
As long as the game is played during nighttime, all Shades get +1/+1 and fear.
2/2

(weird)

whoops...

General Public :r::r::r:
Legendary Creature - Goblin General
General Public gets +1/+0 for each other Goblin in play.
All other Goblins you control get +1/+0.
"Public was the first general the goblins had ever had, until Consensus became popular."
2/2

[Starcore]

Coffee Afficianado :g::g:
Creature - Human
:tap:, Drink a cup of coffee (The whole cup): Target creature you control gains haste until end of turn.
"Drink this! DRINK IT!!!!!"
2/2

[Yawgmoth]

Sleeping Machinist of Musical Gaming :manabg::manarw::manaur:
Legendary Creature - Human Weird
:w:: Regenerate target artifact.
:g:: Regenerate target creature.
:r:, sing a song: Creatures you control get haste until end of turn.
:u:: Put a 1/1 Legendary creature token named Pacman into play.
:b:, eat pizza: target pac-man gets +X/+X where X is the cost of that pizza in the currency of your choice.
"What?!"
2/2

[Tekkactus]

Mysterious Husk :2mana:
Artifact

:b::b: Sacrifice ~: Target player loses 4 life.
:u::u: Sacrifice ~: Discard your hand, then draw 4 cards.

[Yawgmoth]

Tekkactus Essensce :1mana::u::g:
Legendary Creature - Spirit Insect
All other insects get +1/+1 and have "Whenever this creature deals damage to an opponent, draw a card."
Sacrifice Tekkactus Essensce: Counter all spells targeting insects.
1/2

[thegeneralpublic]

Yawgmoth's Essence :10mana::b::b:
Sorcery
Remove all creatures you dont control from the game.

[Starcore]

The WUBRG Police :5mana:
Creature - Police
You must use at least one type of colored mana when casting The WUBRG Police. The WUBRG Police is all colors used when summoning it into play. If this was played by an ability of effect, it is the color or colors of the ability or effect which played it.
:tap:: Destroy target permanent which shares a color with The WUBRG Police.
4/4

[thegeneralpublic]

Dead Paladin :manawb::manawb:
Creature - Human Soldier
Protection from white, protection from black
1/1