Lands:
16 Islands
4 Gemstone Mine
Creatures:
4 ______________
4 Carniverous Death-Parrot
4 Smart Ass
4 Cheatyface
2 Richard Garfield, PhD.
2 Avatar of Me
2 Artful Looter
2 Johnny, Combo Player
Other Spells:
4 Number Crunch
4 Spell Counter
4 Loose Lips
4 Now I Know My ABC's |
 Watch
Your Mouth.
Description of deck by its author (quoted):
 Basically, I was just purely bored so I
decided to make an unhinged theme deck. After going through my cards I
found a nice little enchantment called Now I know My ABC's. Basically it
is an automatic win....if you meet it's conditions. Getting permenants
that all together have all 26 letters of the alphabet can be
troublesome. Yet, that is where our little nameless friend comes in.
With his so called "useless ability", I can change his name to any other
card's name. In order to pull off a win, I need at least 2 "namelesses".
Names - (Teferi's Puzzle Box and Jhovall Queen) with a gemstone mine in
play or Richard Garfield.
Pretty much, that is the main killing strategy to the
deck. Yet, this is not why my friends hate this deck. I call this deck
"Watch Your Mouth" for a reason. If you've noticed, there are two gotcha
spells in the deck. Now that effect is annoying alone yet I needed to make
them even more annoying.
The key card to this is Loose Lips. I attach it to my
already annoying creatures and have them attack with the enchantment's
flying ability (mostly useless due to the fact that a lot of them already
have flying.) When the damage is dealt, I use the second effect of Loose
Lips; tell them to say my eight word sentence. ( Say eight words to bring
back my spell) If they say it, all my gotcha spells return to me. If they
don't, I draw 2 cards bringing me even closer to automatically winning.
There are other annoying cards that I've put in here
such as Richard and Johnny. Johnny fetches the things I need while the
skies the limit with Richard. I have various types of spells memorized
that I can use from him. Mostly counter spells. Avatar of me offers loads
of protection due to my hight and shoe size (6/15). |
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