4 Okk
4 Orgg
4 Shock
4 Raze
2 Strafe
2 Fling
1 Fork
3 Blaze
4 Char
4 Zap
1 Shunt
1 Flare
2 Brawl
24 Mountain
SIDEBOARD:
4 Boil
4 Smoke
4 Smash
3 Shunt |
 BURN
- A Red Deck.
Description of deck by its author (quoted):
 It was not a, uh, shock to me that Red had a
glut of cards with short names. In fact, there were more cards than
would fit in one deck. So I went with the cream of the crop. The first
card that sprang to mind was Okk. He's the kind of cheap fat that Red
gets: the kind that can't swing half the time. That made me sad. Okk had
to be in the deck. That's when I found Orgg! How cool is that? Okk and
Orgg are not just the sounds you make when you clear your throat. No,
sir! They make quite a team, like Hall and Oates, Brooks and Dunn, or
Bill and Ted.
They might be a bit shy when you try to send them to The
Red Zone, but don't get too stressed out. If you are faced with a stall on
the ground, you have a few ways to get out of it. The first is to make
like Scott Stapp and Brawl your way out. Smash! Pow! Zlop! That ought to
clear a path. Okk and Orgg love to Brawl, but they like to be flung with
Fling just as much. That's four - or six - straight to the dome! “Ow, my
dome!” the domed guy might say.
This deck turned out the way most Red decks do. Plain.
Not a lot of frills. Just cheap beats backed up with burn.
Which cards did not make the cut? Brand, Crash, Feint,
Lunge, Parch, Scald, Scrap, Singe, and Stun.
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